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>breadwinner transforms into freak
>everyone immediately hates him
>he literally dies and all they can think of is selling off their hot daughter for marriage
realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
wait a billion years to evolve a human ass then head down to the boardwalk to shake my chiselled cheeks
Probably kill myself
Beat me to it
Live my life as a cool looking insect
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST KILL HECKIN GRANGRAN NOT THE BORKIN OLD BOOBOO BABA
Go to a freak show
Go public and use my temporary celebrity status to deny transgender rights.
sneedpost
Only scarier thing is waking up and realizing you are a janny that does it for free
become the cockroach overlord and feast on the flesh of the innocent.
Go to the media. If I'm in the public eye, they're not going to kill me and dissect me. I'll probably get some form of help. Also money and book deals.
ngl thatd be gnarly bro
Migrate to Turkey.
>If I'm in the public eye, they're not going to kill me and dissect me
Sweetie..
You have no hands
movie when?
You have many legs for typing
sneedposting is a philosophy, a state of a mind, a lifestyle
i'm already in this situation
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best doctor made a movie about it. Kinda.
he's unable to communicate effectively due to the metamorphosis
turkish cinema general
Depends. What's the roach pussy game like?
That right mom, i have become... The Metamorphosis...
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kek
OHHHH NONONONONONO WE GOT TO COCKY WAGESLAVE BROS
My fucking sides
when I was in istanbul several girls approached me
>change species
>trannies can't change gender
Based
>jewish story
reads like it's designed to entice depressed people into suicide
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To be fair, you'd get pretty sick of being poor whilst taking care of this giant roach person