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>breadwinner transforms into freak
>everyone immediately hates him
>he literally dies and all they can think of is selling off their hot daughter for marriage

realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

wait a billion years to evolve a human ass then head down to the boardwalk to shake my chiselled cheeks

Probably kill myself

Beat me to it

Live my life as a cool looking insect

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST KILL HECKIN GRANGRAN NOT THE BORKIN OLD BOOBOO BABA

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Go to a freak show

Go public and use my temporary celebrity status to deny transgender rights.

sneedpost

Only scarier thing is waking up and realizing you are a janny that does it for free

become the cockroach overlord and feast on the flesh of the innocent.

Go to the media. If I'm in the public eye, they're not going to kill me and dissect me. I'll probably get some form of help. Also money and book deals.

ngl thatd be gnarly bro

Migrate to Turkey.

>If I'm in the public eye, they're not going to kill me and dissect me
Sweetie..

You have no hands

movie when?

You have many legs for typing

sneedposting is a philosophy, a state of a mind, a lifestyle

i'm already in this situation

Voice to text

youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQ

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best doctor made a movie about it. Kinda.

he's unable to communicate effectively due to the metamorphosis

turkish cinema general

Depends. What's the roach pussy game like?

That right mom, i have become... The Metamorphosis...

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kek

OHHHH NONONONONONO WE GOT TO COCKY WAGESLAVE BROS

My fucking sides

when I was in istanbul several girls approached me

>change species
>trannies can't change gender
Based

>jewish story
reads like it's designed to entice depressed people into suicide

?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Kafka's_It's_a_Wonderful_Life

it's kino

To be fair, you'd get pretty sick of being poor whilst taking care of this giant roach person