Unobtainium

>share ship with niggers
>leaves $20million on his desk unattended
Maybe his unobtainium chunk was a replica.

>>leaves $20million on his desk unattended
Looks like 10 grams max.

Transformium

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they explained it through magnetism, i dont see why it would affect the orbit
t. ksp vet

So it's $200,000 worth

So million tons of rock can have their gravity modified relatively to Pandora, but Pandora's gravity itself remains unaffected relatively to its planet?

Hardtofindium

>Notverycommonium

Sortaouttathewayium

>how much?

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an atom on the other side of the galaxy still affects you with its gravity but those forces are so miniscule they just dont matter anymore. magnets lose their force much sooner so unless pandora and its planet rimming each other it wouldnt matter. my only qualification is playing some space game so i could be wrong though

Unobtainium is a term used by engineers to mean "something that doesn't exist, but if it did exist and had such and such proprieties you could use it to build all kinds of serious shit". Space elevators require Unobtainium with light weight and high tensile strength, for instance. It's not unimaginable that when they discovered this element, some engineer compared it to the unobtainium that's needed to save earth (room temperature super conductor), and the name stuck.

Unobtainium is plentiful on Pandora. They have open pit mines where they extract it from the ground. The Hallelujah mountains are so full of it they float in the sky. The hard part isn't getting it out of the ground, the hard part is shipping it four light years back to Earth where it's needed. It's also not like anyone can steal it and sell it on the black market. Because first they'd have to get it back to Earth, and the company controls the only interstellar ships.

The million ton rock don't have their gravity affected by the unobtainium. Can you read? It's magnetism, not gravity. Just like when you use a magnet to pick up a paper clip from the ground, you're not affecting the Earth's gravity, you're not affecting the paper clip's gravity, you're just lifting it from the ground using magnetism.

inconvenienttotryandgetsomeium

>an atom on the other side of the galaxy still affects you with its gravity
Go back. Reddit.

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Why didn't they just dig under the tree?

They were American so they needed to use explosives and genocide.

reddit loves pop science, this is basics of reality you dirty nigger

>atom
>gravity

Ok sciencelet prove atoms have gravity

Boipuccianium

Why didn't they just nuke the tree then?

Veryhardtocomebynium

they have mass

And?

>this is basics of reality
You probably think you're spinning on a giant ball through a deadly vacuum at incomprehensible speeds as butterflies softly land on flowers with no wind around.

If that shit is everywhere on Pandora then I’m sure they search everyone who goes back to Earth extremely thoroughly to make sure they aren’t stealing the company’s property (they owned the whole planet iirc)
Remember Earth is like a decade away, it’s not like Tyrone can hammer dance over to the local pawn shop to fence the rocks he smuggled in his shoe

thats it

They all pale in comparison to Onlyfanium, the most powerful substance ever discovered.

>It's magnetism, not gravity.
Whatever it is it affects the normal state of the attraction force, what works for mountains relatively to Pandora should also work for Pandora.

Do you know how much unobtainium I would shove up my ass if it was worth $20 million a kilo?

You dont want to know.

I know it's a preexisting term, but he really should have gone with something else

ok but has anyone ever even seen an atom?

im look at billions of trillions right now

>Whatever it is it affects the normal state of the attraction force
No it doesn't you mongoloid. Read what I wrote again. When you use your hand to pick up a dumbbell, does it also affect the normal state of the attraction force? Does the dumbbell fall back to the ground when you let go or does it keep levitating? Holly shit.

You're about to spend six years in a pod in a low metabolism state, the unobtainium would have time to slip out of your butt during the trip. Trust me, I did the math.

Which way, doc? I need to plot a course.

no user, thats just ur phone

>spend six years in a pod
Reddit guy is mildly excited.

A pre-existing term in the same sense as mcguffin. What a fucking retarded movie, like it was written by early AI. Still remember laughing in theaters when h said it

screen actually, i typed too fast

There are ten billion trillions trillions trillions atom in the universe, your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd

plot a course to belle delphines asshole, maximum warp

>ten billion trillions trillions trillions atom in the universe
This thread is /r/onions. Stop.