Dude he's a hitman but he also likes jazz

>dude he's a hitman but he also likes jazz

This feels like a student film with a big budget. You guys are such pseuds for hyping this up on here all the time lol. What are you, 14?

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Looks like you're the kid since you didn't understand a thing

Would you prefer him listening to classical music like any other generic villain, or maybe have him be a limb bizkit fan

Oh, I didn't understand the deep existential themes that were laid out in painfully obvious dialogue?

I think i was legitmately 14 when it came out lmao

I'm 12 years old and what is this

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yeah the media basically picked it to hype. very similar to the situation with Michael Mann's Heat or Speilburg's Minority Report.

meanwhile actually good action films like Die Hard often succeed despite getting initially mixed reviews.

>being 30

user...

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look up breastfeeding mommy blogs on youtube for some real kino

Heat is actually good though

I'm not going to spoon feed it to you, but the film is not about existential dread, it's about conditioning

>filtered by a normie flick
you need to stick to capeshit and star wars.

Never heard of it.

>maybe have him be a limb bizkit fan
Chuds would unironically think this is kino. He would be shooting up gangs with a machine gun with an RPG attached and using kung-fu when he ran out of bullets while Break Stuff played.

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Imagine being filtered by a cruisekino OP

It’s just a fun 3/5 action movie/thriller. that is literally all it was ever supposed to be

>filtered

Nah, it was just boring. Let's not pretend that 'capeshit' like The Boys and The Mandalorian aren't infinitely better.

it's alright.

I have a theory that Natalie Portman's character was Pacino's daughter in an earlier draft and he was supposed to be a neglectful dad too obsessed with his job but it got rewritten. the characters in the final movie are not very deep.

It tries too hard to not be a 3/5 action/thriller

Do you even watch movies faggot? Mandalorian are you for real? Kill yourself you fucking mutt, can’t bruise the cruise

>obscure arthouse thriller is 'normie'

what the FUCK did he mean by this?

>>obscure arthouse thriller

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if you honestly think Collateral is 'obscure' and 'arthouse' you've really got to watch more movies.

How so? I didn’t feel it was pretentious at any point, just a decent inoffensive flick

It's a fucking stupid theory

The dialogue throughout and the jazz scene. It really insisted upon itself.

>The Boys

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Based OP telling it like it is. Mann made one (1) good film, and it's Manhunter.

Nah it's mediocre trash. 6/10 at best, 1.5/10 at worst.

B&

I liked it.

Shut the fuck up before I rape you, faggot zoomer.

>and it's Manhunter.
that's a funny way of spelling HEAT

Red Dragon > Manhunter