I never watched the matrix movies when I was a kid

I never watched the matrix movies when I was a kid.
Now I'm 29 years old and my girlfriend is paying a Netflix subscription but since we ran out of things to watch we're watching the matrix movies bit by bit, we are now in the second one and just stopped it at the part where Morpheus cuts a car with a katana and makes it flip.

Why the fuck do people think this is good? this entire movie series screams cringe, the long coats, my girlfriend can't stop laughing at the glasses, it seems like this movies were made by children with stuff they think is ''cool'' and the dialogue is so fucking stupid Jesus Christ.

Why do people like this shit?

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It was a different time.

>watching it as an old man
found the problem. its a kids movie you fucktard.

>Why the fuck do people think this is good?
no one thought that

Even back in the day everyone though the first one is good while the sequels are thrash.

>we are now in the second one
Should have stopped at 1 bro

Why do you keep making this thread?
Also no one believes the part about you having a GF

>I never watched the matrix movies when I was a kid.
ngmi

I think it still holds up for the most part, except for some of the cgi sequences using animated fight scenes. Obviously if you're 29 chances are you're not into that type of movies anymore but it doesn't make it a bad movie, it's well crafted and it's its own thing, unlike the last decade of blockbusters with reboots and sequels galore

It's a bdsm fashion dream with an over the top action art style. Matrix is the action movie for the "thinking man". The OST perfectly captures the spirit of time when these movies were released. Almost 20 years ago you fucking retard.

>Skipping the animatrix AND watching the sequels
Huge mistake. The sequels are just that highway scene in II and the Smith fights, everything else is just padding for those scenes. The first was a legitimate watershed film, completely changed Action films from then on.

The sequels are reddit shit.

I bet you and your girl have garbage taste lol back to law and order with you two

Nice bait faggot.

The first film is a classic and there's nothing you can do about it.

the first was a conglomeration of almost every 90s hollywood action movie, anime, and hong kong action movie
there isn't much in the matrix that is wholesale original, but the fact that all the stuff in it appeared in the same place is pretty mindblowing
once I started watching more stuff from the 90s I was surprised at how much the Wachowskis must have seen before they made The Matrix

This.
OP is, as usual, a faggot.
No, it's not as clever as it thinks it is. Movies seldom are bu maybe the OP should fuck off and watch some Titan Sports movies, they seem more up his alley.

ok tranny

The guys that made it are both women now. Doe's that shed any light?

Name 3 good movies

Zoom zoom

kys tastelet

only the first matrix is good, the other 2 are absolute messes and were also huge flops back then.

unironically this, there was this fairly short period of time in the late 90s and early 2000s where shit like that was considered cool.

They needed hats, the glasses and figure hiding coats would make sense if they were trying to hide their identities from cameras because the machines had them all on the most wanted lists of every country.

Matrix was never good. It's a cobbled together piece of shit from stolen ideas.

>was
still is, if you don't agree please tell me what you consider nowadays "cool".

Trench coats not cool? You have to consider the time period friend. should neo have worn addidas tiro 19 with Jay's and a hoodie? With trinity in leggings, Chunky shoes and tee? trench goats are great for hiding a lot of weapons underneath. I see circle glasses everywhere

>should neo have worn
the heaviest body armor since it does not weight anything for you anyways because the matrix? why yes, yes he should have.

>watching movies bit by bit

neo would still have felt the weight before becoming The One at the end of the first movie, he was a normal person and The Matrix still affects you as if it were real (e.g. the scene with cypher where he talks about how good the steak tastes)
after becoming The One he didn't need body armor
>What are you tryin' to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
>When you're ready, you won't have to
did you forget about that scene dummy?

they all perform supernatural feats well before the end of the movie. i guess morpheus was not important enough for armor, i mean all he had were the codes for the mainframe, who wants to protect something like that?

It, unfortunately influenced almost all most made afterwards... low IQ blockbuster movies though.

The first movie was the best. The sequels were a bit of a let down.

Its where bad fight scenes began. 1000 blocked punches and kicks can never beat an indiana jones style dirt in eye and kick in nuts.

>watching movies "bit by bit"
>not understanding those outfits looked rad as fuck in the late 90s and early 00s
you're not 29yo, stop lying on the internet. I bet you don't even have a gf

>but the fact that all the stuff in it appeared in the same place is pretty mindblowing
that's the key to it's success and how it became so much influential, the same happened with Star Wars and Evangelion

What is body armor gonna do in the matrix? Mobility is more important.