/smg/ - stock market general

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>Brokers
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>Educational Sites
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>Free Charts
tradingview.com
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>Screeners
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
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>List of hedge fund holdings
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>Misc
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JEROME IS DEAD
BUY SHORTS NOW

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>invest 3k yesterday in a basket of stocks I think are solid
>down 4-8% across the board
Whelp, I should have held on to some extra cash, now I have to wait another 15 days to buy the dip. At least my bitcoin is doing well.

I only respect cunny, bros.

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Who /cashgang/ here?

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I stacked up on puts at 2920-2950. Fucking shorted the TOP for once. Get rekt retarded bulls and get ready to lose everything.

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Why did you buy at the peak of a government sponsored pump and dump

MVIS bro’s get the fuck in here

RTX will literally never, ever again be this low

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tfw bought puts 2 days ago. Bear market, do your worst

bros how do i do this

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who has that one chart that has all the tech stocks and their weight compared to the rest of them? the one with AMZN, AAPL and MSFT. what's the sauce of that chart?

Elon-kun, we need hydrocarbons for more then just fuel.

>still down on tankers because I was a retard and bought the top

>falling for the bull delusion
The next week will be vicious hopium withdrawal syndrome. Get ready to bleed.

anyone else starting with (swing) trading and feeling fucking retarded?

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>Is it normal to go from feeling good about working swing trading for a week to wanting to blow your brains out in the span of a few hours?
It's not limited to swing trading. It's one of the biggest hurdles to be a consistent trader, handling your psych.

adding some GLD today for a swing fellow cashganger

does it count when i gained most of that cash by selling ITM puts on biopharm memes such as GALT and SNSS?

based

Not me, can't time the bottom, just happy about my CLX, V, MA, KO, PEP, gains...

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Yeah, I got fucked on NAT calls because I bought at the top. I need NAT to go above 8 dollars just to break even.
Here's to hoping it goes to 12+.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

If youre a telecom holder, T and VZ pay today.

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I went all cash before earnings, didn't want to risk it and glad I did

lmao you aint seen top yet boy

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>he bought the top

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>tfw caved and sold my NAT at the morning dip

I...I’m just so tired of myself

HAL bros, long term calls are pretty cheap right now.

Just saying

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>KO, PEP, CLX, V, MA

absolutely based line up. I read an article where the only thing some NY banker invested in over the decade since the last crash was V and MA and he beat out the market by a large margin

GLD going strong

RTX IS 61.75
that's a buy all day long

Paper or physical?

>Coca cola up
Based sugarwater merchants

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>AMAZON MISS
>DIVVIES CUT
>LABOR DAY
THIS PARTY IS JUST STARTING.

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Based

I never thought laddering dividend.

I was a retard and bought tnp at the top fuck fuck fuck

1. Yesterday was red, I only buy on red days
2. I've been meaning to branch out beyond oil, which even today is up 50-80% for me, so I looked at financial companies and a few blue chips that had favorable Price/Book ratios. I'm basically running an old fashioned Graham strategy and with yesterday's purchases just hit 31 stocks in my basket, so I feel pretty well diversified. I'm expecting 20% gains year over year with favorable taxes.

I'll just buy more, I'm going long on everything. I'm on a government salary so there's zero chance I'll lose my income and need the money invested anytime soon.

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All this time Mumu shitpost. That fucking BVLLfag shows his face. I buy a call and the market actually starts dropping again

Fuck MUMU

Strongly considering GLD calls right now

*thought about

Stop being impatient and selling the moment you are making money

Isn't this phase 3 like 30 months away? 18 months recruiting? What am I missing? Why invest now? They will need money soon. Dilution coming

Same. Still down 10% on NAT and 20% on FRO.

GLD is gold etf bud
I have not bought physical gold since these levels :3
thats a chart I can be bullish on

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Shit, I bought T yesterday, no way I'm getting this quarter's divvy.

I expect by May once all the earning reports come out, we'd all be rolling in cash. Just not as much as I hope.

you deserve it for buying NAT

Q2 will be the end of this whole rally and probably the new low of stock markets.

Is TK a meme tanker?

Let's continue gradually going down and then a big dump to finish it all before the weekend close

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>tfw also 20% down on FRO

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>1 investor out of millions gets lucky
>gets article written about him
>everyone who reads it gets fooled by randomness
taleb.jpg

>still no flags on Zig Forums so everyone can see biomeme bagholders are literally all poos

Some people are very vocal against TA but it can really help you with your trading plan and improve your risk management.

DHT BRO

Glad I waited to buy rtx

I am sacrificing myself for the world. I am buiyng puts, godspeed!

Dropping bags for some other anonymous. Tsk tsk.

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actually let me correct myself I bought my last ounces spring 2019 on the dip below 1300 bcs I was sure we will not see 1300 gold again. So fair thats the most fappable of my calls

Asking again
Should I use webull?

thank you user for sacrificing yourself to make the markets go back up

I want to get into dividends but uh i'll wait after the coronavirus to bank on returns

go shill it on reddit now. let's pump this fucker with 10x cc's of hopium

THIS IS JUST TOO FUCKING CUTE

>I only buy on red days
based
thanks my man, the fintechs have done well for a while but I wonder what will do well next...

oh my oh my!
I want a qt gf wife mother of my kids bro

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If you are following this strategy are the dividends you receive invested into whatever is just before its ex-dividend date or do you apply it to whatever's cheapest?

Is there any sort of re-balancing that is done with this type of strategy?

Waiting for dat DIP

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>House Judiciary Committee asks Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos to testify over allegedly misleading Congress

>DIVVIES CUT
where

I’m an idiot I know

I know a few who use it.
I’ve also seen upset users, just like every other broker.

w-we're gonna be green at close today right?

lock him up

write my name near the dow 40000 stone

Some user was shilling it. I dont see it in the pastebin and setting it up has been annoying so I might just use robinhood

SPY looks ready to moon and I'm balls deep in inverse ETFs. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck hold me bearbros.

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Jerome-sama won't let us down!

TA? I definitely want to get better at this

Same

I think I might but JUST enough T to pay my $80 phone bill

No one in the US should use Robinhood over Ameritrade. Period. And it might not even be the best option considering what you might want to do.

do stocks generally increase by flat amounts or by a proportion of their stock price? i want to know because in the same industry if one stock is 10 usd and another is 100 usd and the industry is good and the increase is by a flat amount then it doesn't matter which one you buy, the profit will be the same amount, but if the increase is by 20% then it will be more profitable to buy the 100 usd stock

MRO hits $5 and I'm doubling my position

Otherwise I'll sit in cash and see how things play out

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I still don't know how options work but I just bough an $11 dollar long call on Halliburton anyway. I don't know what that means. Hopefully I didn't just blow 200 bucks.

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Yes. Probably highest upside though. Management is retarded but got a solid fleet. Best managed are dht and fro. I'm heavier into fro just bought may 12$ calls betting on earnings finally bring this shit up

Nothing to find about your outbreak, neither on 15m, 30m or 1h candles.

Boys. This is it. I’m going all in. 2X short Canadian energy ETF. My country will collapse shortly may as well try to make some money on it . Canadian refugee to USA soon

Bros what's going on with China, is Trump finna fuck with tariffs and other restrictions again??

That's apparently why LCRX is getting crushed, I might have to NOPE out of the semis before I become a bagholder of meaningful %

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would be pretty funny to see

Tanker bros why are we tanking??

UP UP TO THE MOOOOOOON

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I just want to buy-low sell-high at a shitcoin pace.

eh, I use robinhood as a gambling app on my phone, I would never use it for real money, but it's perfect to make trades on my phone while I'm bored at work with money i don't care about losing.

"Industry" matching/predicting is usually done with the P/E ratio provided it isn't being manipulated with clever accounting tricks like what TSLA just pulled.

Just knowing how to identify price action trends and support/resistances and you'll do better than the majority of Zig Forums.

Bought in at 60. Still feels good.

Yeah I'm getting kind of fed up with robinhoods nonsense. Can I migrate to a big boy broker?

damn it do I buy more inverse small caps or not?!

DO I BUT THE SEMICONDUCTORS DIP OR SELL
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this is Donny's doing. Just for fucking poll satisfaction. he's going to kill the economy just be mr. president for another 4 years. going to war will be our only way to financially recover from this.

hmm is this the best time to buy RTX and C? i think it will test a new low bot who am i

Why do you have this opinion? I need to undestand the play

Look at her, looking like a cheap slut.
I’m tempted. Shake your ass for me.

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Not sure why we don’t just nuke them

How consistent are dividends? Not the payout, but the time frame in which they are distributed? Is it roughly the same date every quarter/year?

Im blasting off bros, see you in the stars

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Just end it already. The era has to end for US.

Whichever cocksucker told me to buy MGM and that “noone is listening,” i fucking hate you

Beautiful
Thanks for explaining. If I wanted to continue buying physical gold, how much of a price drop should I wait for before buying more? I got 5 ounces under 1600 and if this will act like any market crash before its going to drop in price again before sharply rising back up.

What’s wrong with it?

Fuck off, chang.

the last time we nuked some chinks we ended up with anime

lmao thanks for taking my bags kiddo i'll buy them back from u at 12

what the fuck man, you've been in tons of threads.
>RDS, F, GM, GE
>... companies that have suspended their dividend this month include cruise operator CCL, EL, HCA, HLT, KSS, LVS ... TPR, PVH

lower highs lower lows

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thanks for buying my bags :)

Can I get a portfolio check? I'm happy with the oil but which of my red stocks should I double down on?

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Didn't laika die because the soviets forgot to lut in AC

Not a chang, just a euro cuck. But you are the worst parasite of this whole fucking world.

WHY DID DHT JUST DUMP WTF

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8276143/Billionaire-hotelier-got-126million-small-business-loans-hiring-Trump-allied-lobbyists.html
Reminder to go ALL IN on Clorox

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Imagine unironically still investing in companies with dealings in Chyna, literally as we're about to go to war with them. Literally about to liquidate my NET. Invest in energy and defense companies, retards.

HODL
earnings are next week

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What's MITT going to do over the next coming months?

You’re a fuckin fag. Vegas isn’t even open yet what are you expecting exactly you impatient cuck. Hold it and enjoy your 2-3x in a few months

Fucking smart guy.

bear trap

Should I buy back in now that the majority of Zig Forums are bobos?

I THOUGHT THE CRISES WAS OVER

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>buying rtx this close to earnings

are they gonna tank more?

>>RDS, F, GM, GE
oh I thought something happened today and I missed it
>if this will act like any market crash before its going to drop in price again before sharply rising back up.
that is my assumption yes, as for price drop.. I honestly dont know yet, will make descision when opportunities arise, as you can see Im swinging paper GLD today for example. why not play a little when you have expensive physical base already

Wtf Wtf wtf

Someone is accumulating PHUN big time

Yes, surely THIS time we will go to war with China. All the other times were just getting ready. THE HAPPENINGS WILL HAPPEN
Also its going to be low hanging fruit like Venezuela if anything.

theyll tank a lot when they explain to bag holders how theyre going to make no money on their aerospace industry for possibly years to come

>Majority of Zig Forums is bobos
Which threads are you following?

DHT ?

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Been waiting for that 2nd bottom to buy up the cheapies.

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The delusions of greed never ceases to amaze me

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you'll make a killing, just hold and sell once you get some decent gains. Sell at least awhile before expiration

I don't trust myself to predict the bottom, so I just buy a little bit every red day

Bought into Diageo to hold until the hospitality industry opens

This one

No body buy anything today. Let it do its thing and see of Monday is a bloodbath or not. If not, monday is a great time to buy anyhow and you wont miss much, or at least possibly have a better entry.

Everything is going to tank more. Bullfags who want to believe in V shaped recovery are going to get completely dumped on by wall street whales. This whole thing was a pump and dump.

The US and Australian navies have joined and now are literally patrolling the South China Sea together.

it's a bottom crab trying to shake you out. don't get shook

how can hedgeye be bullish this? yikes

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same pattern everyday
doomp on opening
poomp
bear trap doomp

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fucking apple, fucking bloated gay faggot company. look at this shit. who is buying except for jpowell

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>now
They've been doing this shit since literally WW2. Clearly you've been consuming MSM, knock it off.

because we need to buy their tiny fingers and sell them sugar water.

>ALL IN on Clorox
why?
I sold almost all my shares already ;_;

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>who is buying except for jpowell
he's not buying my goy

Not even when it shows a decline in earnings next week?

Yeah entire week been doing this shit.
Dump in morning and raises by afternoon.

Get fucked

Sent from my iPhone

Oh yeah, expect people to go to Las Vegas this summer....even if a vaccine is found, there's still a recession and no one is spending money. Consumer spending dropped, only invest when stocks hit lows again.

Cope harder, Chang. The South China Sea belongs to America.

wait until monday

Which is literally the like 2000th time we have postured in the South China Sea over the past like 10 years.
The white house memo to congress for military mobilization specifically referenced narcotics which is the current boomercon rationale for regime change in Venezuela since about this time last year.

if gilead isn't going to explode in value isn't still possible to profit of its irrational and short increase in price?

Tim is using the company's funds to buy his own stock. They're literally using their deep pockets to buy every dip.

All I wanted was a small RDSB rally into the weekend reducing the day loss a little and give me a glimmer of hope

Instead, it sinks further

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ASSHOLE STATUS: BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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Why WFC, BAC, C, and MGM? JPM is a way better bank than the first three and LVS is multitudes better than MGM. That said, I'd probably add to COF (though, I'd really add some AXP too), PRU, and GS.

>he doesnt think we will be fighting on multiple fronts, with Chyna, Iran, and Venezuela

Imagine being this naive.

>What do you hold?
Applied Materials
AMD
Berkshire
Campbell's Soup
Clorox
Costco
JNJ
Coca Cola
Lockheed Martin
Mastercard
Merck
Pepsico
Visa
Nintendo
Eli Lilly
Sony
Colgate
Barrick Gold

Also bought some TWM and TZA...

I think my collection is getting too big

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Institutions are going to dump shit like a hot rock. It built up such a reputation as a dividend king then threw it away. It rose so high, now it has so far to fall.

Depends on who you're getting dividends from. If it was like Shell (before they halted) it was more or less a flatline consistent return

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AAPL is buying AAPL lol. these share buybacks are fucking hilarious.

Bring PAA, LYG, or BHC up to 200 shares and sell covered calls on them.

Why not just hold SPY?
That probably averages out at the end of the day m8

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VIX IS DROPPING NOOOOOOO

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Nice index fund

he's got BRK, it works similarly with nice exposure to insurance

because then I have to own shitty companies with the good companies and can't overweight better stuff on the dips, no?

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Kek

Line goes ________

Even: Up
Odd: Down
Dubs: Crab

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vegas is in lock down until may 15, then we begin phase 1 of reopening, it does not include casinos. it will be at least 2-3 weeks after phase 1 before we see if casinos can open. buy now and hold until after then. don't underestimate gambling addiction and big spenders who will pay a premium to be secluded (for social distancing) and still be able to gamble.

I would seriously slash like half of that. Overstretching yourself like this is just going to be inferior to getting ETFs which track the industries. You want stand out companies that you follow as your winners and know everything about. I doubt you can do that with 30+ different holds.

Which military branch are you going to enlist in when war breaks out this weekend, lads?

OH FUG I FUHGOT ABOUT THAT

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>price of oil goes down
>oil stocks go down

>price of oil goes negative
>oil stocks flatline

>price of oil goes up
>oil stocks go down

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having so much cash you basically don't know what to do with it, even when the whole economy is shitting itself, if a very nice problem to have. I remember saying that apple's huge cash reserve was an excellent thing. I've been longing apple for years, listening to all the motherfuckers here predict their demise every single fucking quarter but the just KEEP going up! Idiots telling me I was going to everything.

Mainly diversification, they're fairly typical of banks as far as I can tell although I agree, COF GS and PRU are my favorites.

I like MGM's P/B, mainly, and I think they're just oversold because of the coof. Once things start opening I expect them to spike back up like oil did once institutional investors jump back in.

My main goal is to diversify to avoid large mistakes (PCG and BHC not withstanding, I just got stuck holding the bag on those from trades from way before this crash). You can't see all my oil stocks but I have another 8 or so that are all doing well, so I think the Grahamian strategy for value investing is valid.

based odds

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America could barely handle a two front war against some boogeymen in the desert. You really think it can handle a three front war against two semi competent militaries?

Fuck yeah.

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>holding AMAT
>holding SNE
that's how you know this guy is a retard

whats your entry price to FRO?

NAT is a meme bit FRO is solid

almost like the game is rigged buckeroo

You are going to activate his Zig Forums programming with that.

BASED

How many holdings is too many?
Does it matter if they are spread across multiple brokerages?

give
me
up
pLS

Oh no, I got fucked on options last month. Never fucking with that shit again.

CHINA LIED, PEOPLE DIED
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>inb4 rabid trump cultist spergs out

depends on their correlation

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS WILL NOT BE THERE FOR YOU WHEN YOU NEED THEM

>insert list of all companies that cut or removed dividends

Ms. Vix keeps bouncing off her 4-13, 4-16, 4-24 trendline. biggy ups or downs soon.

yeah, they have literal mountains of cash. if anything will weather a credit crunch, i'd probably put money on AAPL BRK and MSFT doing the best. two of these are pretty inflated though, imo.

Boys. I need the red falling at warp speed and green rising at warp speed memes. The wojak lookin ones.

h-hey
why's that?

FUCKING IBKR SUPPORT DRIVES ME NUTS

pretty low IQ take friend
ROI is the only thing holding US military back

I do the same. But I think with these many companies it will just average out desu.
Especially since BRK is in itself a company I would classify as an all-purpose ETF.

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I got in at $10 like a retard

The coast guard of course

>MARGIN ACCOUNT STATUS:
ENABLED

>OPTIONS ACCOUNT STATUS:
APPLIED FOR

see you in 5 business days bobos... heh

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blessed 20
+20% confirmed

Switch. I had the same problem and left their site.
The fucking Indians were such a pain.

WHO THE FUCK TOLD ME TO BUY VISL, IM FUCKIN RUINED

Yes, but no. I've only lost on my first trade because I didn't understand leveraged etfs like a dumb dumb. Corona really is the best thing to happen to my life. I didn't know I had a knack for swinging until I had time to actually read about it.
Georgie?

50 shares avg 9.50

>DHT

Might wanna wait two or three weeks, mumu. Look at a chart.

Sure a few pet holds are nice but those should be from DD and that is time consuming and exhausting to do properly in addition to following the latest news or press releases coming out. I doubt anyone can do that for more than 10. Usually what happens is that those become buy and forget which leads to...why not just get an ETF which tracks the industry instead. Yes there are minor fees with those but they will also constantly be reinvesting or rebalancing funds for you anyway.

MVIS BROS WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT

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DOOOMP

>You really think it can handle a three front war against two semi competent militaries?
The USMC and a couple of CVBGs alone would heem Iran in a conventional war. I'm not even a burger here, I'm a bong, but the US is the only country in the world that's a serious military power.

Well, investopedia told me about Bid/Ask and how it can be thought of as almost like a floor at the bid price, and a ceiling at the Ask price. But almost everything I look at only has like a one to two cents difference and they both sort of jump around constantly. How are you supposed to even make a judgement call when you look at em?

I don't really have other choices where i live. all other brokers are total shit compared to them. they are good but their customer support is shit, that's why they are cheap they cut corners here

happy that I'm not alone on fro dip
should I sell or hodl

freebasing Amazon shouldn't be able to drag the entire market down by itself.

That's how you know it's time to break them up.
Within a year Amazon will have to roll off into retail, streaming, and cloud as separate entities. This is the way.

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long:
GLD
DXY
XLP
short:
massive EURUSD pos
IWM (might close later idk)
on soon buy list:
Visa
MC
Shell
XLV
F
BP
on "maybe but should think on it before putting on buy list"
GM
CommerzBank
ATVI or ESPO

RTX 61.45

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why the hell do people keep flipping out about masks when 99.999% of what people wrap around their face is 100% ineffective

Guess I'll toss in 1k. Can't really fully commit to day trading since I still have to physically come in for work.

potential habbening:
1. gilead remdesivir fails
2. cold snap returns in high goyrona areas; it was 95F in CA last week and now it's getting cold again, and each time it gets cold the panic returns
3. no clear plan on reopening
4. more bad data and news
5. more fake death stats
6. keep it going until 2-3 months before the election, and by then it will be too late to recover
7. with the economy in shambles, people vote dem to get more gibs.
8. biden narrowly wins but we all know he's just another puppet, even hillary is a puppet. the big balled move is to make her his vp and then she becomes pres when he "dies" suddenly.

----- alternatively ---

1. all out war with china, starting with trade
2. whole world has to pick sides. russia and iran end up siding with china. same with pakistan
3. sea battles first then air then ground then nukes

It makes the proles feel safer

its a comfort blanket for the face

which of Jeff Bezo's pet politicians do you believe will defect and vote for that?

Hm? Bid/Ask have no practical relevance for us non-algo traders.
For all intents and purposes they are the same and I do not even have them enabled in my broker. I just look at the mid and thats it.

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>he didn't sell the top

Fucking retard.

>I still have to physically come in for work.
my fun times end today :C I'll miss you corona chan, few trades a day, here I come again

>V
not MA or AXP? any reason? What are you looking for?

>he didn't buy the vix

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Dude, people are fucking idiots. I've seen people wearing pic related.

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Jerome? Are you there? You going to let us get JUSTED before the weekend like this?

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5/15 or 6/19 on FRO call? earnings call not till 5/21 but most of the other tankers are before 5/15

when will the /smg/ board tourists go away

61.20
nigga i'm buying the dip

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I think it goes lower next week with the earnings report. I'm buying more then.

famous last words

>vote against every non-white proposed board member

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ok, let me sneeze directly in your face then :)

I'm here to stay

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Where are you at user? Are some of the states really going through with the reopening?

>alternatively
at least my puts would finally print I guess

>CommerzBank
Redpill me on this one. My father is still holding bag.

It's time for me to end it all

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>people are still
>STILL
>worried about the coof
yikes

BASED

Unironically when the VIX dies and stays dead for weeks.
Can you imagine LARPers dealing with +/- 0.1% days for weeks on end?

Assuming you're in the US.

Crabs win this time

>tfw been lurking for about 2 years now
I miss the comfy vibe

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wot expiry?

>Next week earnings
Disney (NYSE:DIS)
CVS Health (NYSE:CVS)
Activision Blizzard (NASDAQ:ATVI)
Shopify (NYSE:SHOP)
PayPal Holdings (NASDAQ:PYPL)
Anheuser-Busch InBev (NYSE:BUD)
Uber (NYSE:UBER)


Anything interesting?
ATVI and DIS may be worth taking a look at.

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Remdesivir already failed, read the lancet publication... 66% adverse events and marginal not stat significant benefit

bullish

Most people here are leveraged so beyond their ears that this will kill them.
And if that doesnt, theta will.

eh thats not terrible

not bad

i started at 8.12 but my average is 9.41 right now. gona hold til earnings report later this month and see where it's at. i suspect i might be holding this through the Q3 earnings report in August because theyre just riding these 2x daily tanker rental rates until oil demand comes back

somebody buy my GME 3p 5/1 off of me

I'm hemorrhaging money out the ass right now, bros.

Bears creaming their pants over 1.5% drop. Buy the dip.

Woah! Tankers are HUGE!

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Tanker bros we long hodl now

atvi will bomb. they have been pricing it in but it will be dissapointing

>they're fairly typical of banks as far as I can tell
Well they're a little too typical for large banks where their customer service is subpar compared to regional banks and credit union. Wells Fargo is especially bad and they're cut out of working with the SBA in the same way that others can because of the 'account opening' scandal a few years ago and they're especially obnoxious about how they charge fees. Those things will impair its ability to grow.

>I like MGM's P/B, mainly, and I think they're just oversold because of the coof.
I don't disagree that they're oversold, but so is LVS. The issue with MGM is that their properties--while they have some good ones--are more dated and generally 'meh' tier, they're comparatively highly leveraged into the Vegas area. LVS has exceptional properties (including the Marina Bay Sands in Singapore), has diverse geographic exposure, makes a lot on convention centers, and they normally pay a higher dividend but they've suspended it temporarily to strengthen their balance sheet and to look at acquisitions.

> I think the Grahamian strategy for value investing is valid
I generally agree. Part of that is focusing on buying best-in-class stocks when they're a good value instead of their weaker competitors, though.

Quick give me some tanker buys

Just moved 10k$ into SQQQ, SDOW, and SH. What can I expect 3 weeks from now?

Tnp

DIS will be down at least -5% on weak earnings. no-brainer puts there.

TOPS

i really wish people would stop referring to my dick as the jahre viking

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Based and accurate pilled.

Blaming Zig Forums for bad advice?

kek

Damn, lost about two weeks pay today.

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How, everyones at home right now playing vidya

bullshit, I spent lots of money on games and subscriptions in this quarantine

mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256239815256797184

mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256239815256797184

TESLA ABSOLUTELY BTFO

I do also own some spy-type things, a little bit of SCHX, VIG, and SPLV, as well as a big old stack of VTSAX from maaaaany years ago.

I also think of BRKB similarly, but they're a conglomerate, so they can hold some of the profits from one company and use them when another needs them and such, make big deals, help in selecting management, whatever. I do get a little spooked when I think about the two old boys kicking it...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM???

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FRO. Get those sweet divvies
Not bad. I think this is a good long hold but it really depends on how the earnings look
I plan on buying more if this girl keeps dipping

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When we enter a new mid/long-term bull run again. The activity on /smg/ spiked when the market dumped back in 2018, ~2 months later when the strong uptrend took over everyone just vanished and one single thread could last for like 8+ hours. I went to bed and came back to the same people arguing in the exact same thread once, kek'd.

SHOP will bomb.

do people not realize that these loans can only be used for payroll? either we give businesses money to give to their employees, or they are furloughed and the business shuts down and we give the money to them anyways. people are fucking idiots

>Tesla stock price is too high imo
lmao what is going on with Musk's twitter acc

reverse psychology

Holy shit, that volume yesterday. I am buying without knowing shit. There is Definitely insider knowledge here.

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Heavy losses

I wonder when liberals will finally understand that affirmative action makes racism the logical choice for non-racist people who want the most qualified applicants.

10% loss.
If SPY finishes above 284 by near close today you should sell those for whatever intraday profit you made.

This. Infection and death rate slowing, many Midwestern states reopening. Bobos rejoicing today shall weep next week for the SPY will test 300. Cap this.

>Those things will impair its ability to grow
it's shit that they don't have the SBA pump, but odds are that the regulations and audits will make them one of the safer banks. They're going to do better than many others i think. look at COF. growth is definitely a word i'm shying away from with banks.

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>not MA or AXP? any reason?
sorry, MC was supposed to be MasterCard, just like Visa was not a ticker
Regardless AXP, I've been learning about income structures and AXP is levered to tits compared to Visa and MC, while these two were increasing their fees, Express was growing by cutting them, theres a few other things wrong about them but TLDR is express is levered, Visa and MCard are not, so I buy those two if price is good
Im EU
>>CommerzBank
ok to be completely fair they're my #2, I have a #1 EU bank buy/holding in something else bcs I work there. but Commerz is my best German bank bet bcs they're well position regardless size/toxic assets and as I already stated I see no way Germany will be alive next 10 years and German banks will not. People will be forced to donate their kidneys to pay taxes before ECB let us (banking system) fail completely. so while looking at zoomed out chart, it's either restructure or merger or nationalization from here and I believe either way its gonna be profitable

Wht about Disney+?
I know all their parks and so are closed but the real money is in the internet nowadays.
What did you do?

Unless you have an account where the -1% matters that much, then good for you.
>I do get a little spooked when I think about the two old boys kicking it...
Same. When (If? lol) the old man dies then the stock will drop 10% on these news alone.

But the buying opportunity will be glorious.
I think so too

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What in the fuck? Is Musk okay?

Please buy it yourself. LOL

Ya but this is the type of 10b-5 stuff that got him in hot water last time

they can be used for whatever you just can't fire anybody AFAIK

!

Blackstone is the bagholder of MGM properties now

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LOL TESLA FREEFALLING

Whose paying you to say this.

So many shills and articles against robinhood until a lot of brokers caved and made commission free trading but not for options. Those brokerages must be mad that robinhood has a large chunk of the market simply for being less greedy.

has he actually lost it? has he run out of ambien during the pandemic and is now lashing out due to withdrawal?

QRD on TOPS?

>Deus Ex avatar
>Dogecoin
>Constant shitposts

I'm glad I live in this timeline

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>elon shorting himself
madman

Gotta look at lvl2 and see where the big numbers are. It's all bullshit though because MM's and institutions will flash some huge numbers to make it seem like there's a wall of support or resistance at certain prices and then when it gets close those huge numbers mysteriously disappear and show up a few seconds later at a different price.

>TSLA tanking
Lmao

To lose your ass. Holding leveraged ETFs for weeks is not a good move.
t. Former SQQQ bagholder

Musk will get in trouble again, obviously the stock will react when the CEO tells everyone that the price is too high. What the fuck is he even thinking?

/cash&tankers/

So are we just gonna crab all day now until the close or what?

wtf baggie where have you been? you still holding that bitcoin you were buying back when it was ~4K?

nice. I've gleaned similar conclusions. I'm prioritizing MA over V. AXP comes in third. I'm thinking of buying whenever prices seem to stabilize or they get close to $200 again. I'm marrying these processors and JPM.

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no divvy based literally where

Are my NAT 5/15 10c gonna expire worthless? Bought at the top like a doofus and just praying I can at least get close to breaking even.

Also have some 12/18 DHT 15c, hoping to let go of them before December though. More confident about DHT than NAT.

Who of you is the dumb fuck holding my MSFT calls?
Fucking assign me. Its your money thats melting here.

SEC can't catch you on Mars

maybe he was hacked

Not this. Infection and death rate rising in countries which are opening again. See Germany, Singapore etc.

Many midwestern countries are done, small business mass bankruptcies, record high unemployment in mostly zombie states already (Spain, Italy, Greece, France etc)

Uk is done, cant handle Brexit and the pandemic at the same time.

US will close in a few weeks again, some states are already extending the emergency state etc.

30m unemployment numbers, people wont ge re-hired due to hiring stops and bankruptcies left and right.

Big companies have their WORST earnings since decades...and this is just Q1, Q2, Q3, Q4 will be fun as fuck.

SPY will test 200 before testing 300, screencap this, fag.

quick someone get the suicide hotline numbers ready for bagholding elon fanboys

well... if it tanks because institutional investors decide they can't trust him, and cult followers pump it back up... he changes the composition of his shareholders more and more toward 100% cult followers
that's good for him, isn't it?

It's me, but I prefer to lose money
This is Zig Forums

fuck yo' calls

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tsla down 6%
wtf

And that was good on them. But RH wasn't doing it out of charity.
seekingalpha.com/article/4212397-robinhood-high-frequency-trading-scandal-plot-thickens
cnbc.com/2019/04/18/a-controversial-part-of-robinhoods-business-tripled-in-sales-thanks-to-high-frequency-trading-firms.html
nytimes.com/2020/03/03/technology/trading-app-robinhood-outage.html
In short, they got rid of fees because they were sending orders through HFTs to be scalped. And then "went down" during the first leg down of this cycle.

>I'm prioritizing MA over V.
honestly same, but Im willing to go just one of them or oversize V vs MA if price was to move accordingly, nothing better or worse in one of them, both are solid

I wish I could get +/- 0.1% days. It means I can write options for days and profit with practically no risk.

Elon throwing out hope for the long suffering tsla putholders

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>SEC can't catch you on Mars
Getchor ass to mahs!

>down 10% on DHT
>down 10% on ET
>now also down 0.1% on MRO
Haha!

He bought puts

are you one of those morons who thinks you can identify one gallon in a pool of water?

But this is algo business. It might be interesting if youre some split second day trader, but thats not something I would advice the user to start messing with right now

I wonder if algos pull that shit too... They'd be fast enough to pull their buy/sell walls

We have a trader who plays with that stuff on some low-float tiny volume stocks.

he's giving a gift to everyone who think's they missed the chance to get in cheap!

And I bet its going to drag down the rest of FNG+...

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GOLDCHADS ARE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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how long till hes removed?

China lied and people died

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OH NO NO NO NO. MY HECKIN SPACERIONOOOOSSSS NOOT MY HECKIN FLAMETHROWERONIESSSSSS

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>its real
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256239554148724737

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rip tesla babies

TSLA's entire stock is massively inflated BECAUSE of the cult of Musk.

Well he better hurry up

No way

>Heh, my bad guys I thought it was April 1st!

Keep buying my ba--i mean stock friends!

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>Tesla CEO Elon Musk says share price too high
>Shares fall
>This is breaking news
I dunno why but this is fucking hilarious

I swear Elon was legally told he could not do this

All the real moves are made AH/Futures/PM. No one but algos and bagholding retail are trading right now.

I've been trading like garbage too.

I think May will have good earnings, but I think August could actually be the sweet spot.

Alot of their tankers were already locked into 6 month contracts prior to coronavirus. Those standard rates will be included on May earnings. As time progresses, some of those contracts will be ending and those ships can be re-rented at higher daily rental rates. this will come to fruition moreso in August than it will May because it will have given more time for more tankers to come off 1x rate contracts and enter into 2x rate contracts.

does this make sense or am i a complete fucking retard?

Not great I think my supervisor is catching on

>priced in

>@rollyhoyt

by who? somebody who doesn't want a job anymore?
replaced with who? somebody who will STFU as opposed to driving the PR machine?

NEW

what do you call this pattern?

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imagine having this retard in charge of the company you work for

Also because, you know, the Model 3 is outselling all ICE equivalents.

Musk is just showing everyone he doesn't care about his 800 million pay out. That kike mark cuban said that's why he wanted the factories open cause a kike can only think in terms of money.

That's what we call BUY THE DIP

That's the
>elon said something publicly again

He’s literally always like this. Elon Musk is not a good business man. He thinks he’s Tony Stark except he’s not actually smart at all, has no technical skills, and no marketable skills. All he did was throw a bunch of money at electric cars and privatized space, both of which could have easily flopped and he’d be the laughing stock of the world. He routinely makes borderline criminal statements on Twitter about Tesla

Get well soon Mark Zuckerberg

Cuban is kind of a douchebag.

>AXP is levered to tits compared to Visa and MC
Keep in mind that AXP is technically a bank whereas Visa and Master Card are processors.

>CEO tells everyone that the price is too high.
Holy fuck, he actually said that.
What's his fucking play here?

>this justifies 40x evaluation compared to all other car companies
The worst thing that could happen to Tesla is people treat it actually like a car company by making steady money

I only really look at that shit when I play at day trading ES futures but the manipulation is quite obvious. I sometimes wonder if it's just algorithms fucking with other algorithms while they squabble back and forth over a few ticks up/down.

If he made a competent and reasonable statement on Twitter about Tesla I would think he was hacked

>>this justifies 40x evaluation compared to all other car companies
Yes.

>Keep in mind that AXP is technically a bank whereas Visa and Master Card are processors.
hm

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Elon is destroying his image. All this talk about opening up the economy? He's willing to kill people just so he can get a hair cut and make a few extra shekels? Not very woke of him.

No I like it. August seems good. I think May will go up a little but August might be when everything opens up more so it's a win
And your dubs are good too

Bagholding all my oil right now. Wish I sold on wednesday so that I could have re-bought this dip. Fuck me!

>TSLA dumping theme

youtube.com/watch?v=-jRKsiAOAA8

So when the price dips, it was because of his statement not an actual weakness.

LINE UP AND SHILL ME TODAY BOYS
TECH
CHEAPIES
WHATEVER

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pic related, yes its real

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D
H
T

wtf lmao

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I can't buy it

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the volatility of tankers is amazing. Sadly it is not the right kind of volatility right now.

>buy at the peak
lmao@you

>bought TSLA after tweet drop
>looked at chart developments after
uh oh, think I just got jewed

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gun to my head and only 1 stock to buy: JNJ

I will not stop buying this company

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Earnings are coming soon. You should have bought calls instead of buying the stock outright.

Alright I see that Bloomberg is shilling oil on their channel right now as we speak. With some oil guru saying it won't go negative again.

buyback scheme. he has been reported to the SEC

After hours fuck these small caps up. One guy can raise and drop the price like no tomorrow and the only thing I can do is wait.

I think other brokerages have neen caught doing this. I dont even bother about that as i assume all brokerages do this. Plus i know there was one other brokerage that also went down as well around march or april. Dont really care enough to bother for now i keep using robinhood.

>Thinking war is like a 15 minute game of COD after which the winner is declared

Do you know how big these countries are, my man? How unlimited their human capital is and quite frankly their capital in general. You are talking about nuclear powers here. And I can tell you that if Trump really fucks it up with the Chinks we will get a Venezulean Missile crisis and Iran will fire nuclear armed Scuds at the Saudi's and Israeli's before you can say "Shoah".

As a canadian am I safe to trade US stocks if im trading through my TFSA? Or will I still get assfucked by america?

How do these accounts get verified? Or is this some UTF-8 fuckery.?