Love the tights, bored of yuri. Ah, did they have you work from home? My relatives in Italy are still stuck in their homes.
William Miller
i was down 2k on a tesla call now its worthless and im down 5k how is this legal
Tyler Nelson
Can you imagine being a board member/major shareholder for Tesla and have the CEO tell the world bullshit that tanks the company ~6% in minutes? Just remove the nutjob already, let him fiddle in the non-public space company
maybe he's selling all possessions to raise money to buy the TSLA he just tanked
Anthony Ortiz
Reposting
>AXP is levered to tits compared to Visa and MC Keep in mind that AXP is technically a bank whereas Visa and Master Card are processors.
Grayson Jackson
What's the SEC gonna do, remove him again?
Camden Reyes
Is shit about to hit the fan?
Adam Martinez
Elon is just getting ready to suicide. He knows the Tesla accounting fraud can't be covered up much longer
David Barnes
pasta from this morning
>next week >4th of may >IHS PMI market index of aprel >Sentis index for may >PMI markit brazil >US industrial orders for march >bonduelle results, Oneo results >berkshire hathaway T1, ferrari T1
>5th of may >PMI IHS CIPS index for april >french commercial deficit >ISM index >AXA Q1, BNP Q1,Europcar Q1,TOTAL Q1,Chrysler Q1, disney Q1, hugo boss >Air liquide general assembly
>6th of may >US decision on monetary policy >brazil commercial numbers >Arkema Q1,BMW,Paypal,Hyatt,Aperam >Thales general assembly
>7th >Japan monetary base >monetary policy of japan >PMI caixin of russia
anything to add? >German industrial production >French commercial deficit >monetary policy of UK >US unemployment >Nintendo Q1,Puma,Continental,Bombardier,
>8th >Japan PMI jinbun >germany current balance
Jose Ward
>Calls on TSLA after a 300 dollar gain in stock in a period of a couple of weeks BASED ELON
Chase Hernandez
>Elon told the traders to lower the stock price and they actually did it, absolute madmen
Eli Baker
>Pantyhose Nice
Elijah Jenkins
It's not actually legal.
William Phillips
Tesla cultist get what they fucking deserve.
Julian Mitchell
Duality of Man
Ryder Hughes
Idea: Buy TSLA calls for when Elon announces that his Twitter got hacked
I don't know about SEC, I think they will leave it up to the board members because it poses a major risk for the company and their tens of thousand of employees
Adrian Lopez
>Told people to buy $700 puts in Tesla expiring today >Nobody listened, not even myself Bros we’d all be millionaires if we took my advice
Curious: new tires swing trading. This is when I need to be all cash right? One week in and I already rekt myself. Trying to take the gun away from my head right now
Ian Collins
see
Lucas Sanders
based
Mason Roberts
musk is based stocks will go down until the commie governors are raped and killed
Jordan Campbell
>Ah, did they have you work from home? we're gonna have a week in office now then probbly 3 more weeks HO, I dont work with clients so my "inner" departments work is not affected much, if anything its been easier to contact managers on skype Funny but Corona chan actually helped us speed up online learning and few day to day processes, meetings are way faster
Joseph Reyes
Tesla is a speculative/hype stock dude, removing Elon would be like removing Steve Jobs because he thinks eating fruit cures cancer
Jaxon Torres
Yes. Hold and buy the dip
Thomas Thompson
Based Elon pumping my gold position
Jacob Wood
yeah I'll need to consider it now, might have to rethink AXP if I have too much free money some day
Kayden Peterson
but crab is an animal like a bull or a bear I like algo wobble, it sounds cool, but it isn't an animal
Eli Myers
He never had one. Why is anyone surprised Musk made a retarded and illegal statement on Twitter about Tesla. He does this shit all the time
Asher Bailey
>Not listening to the voices in your head Fatal mistake If I am able to murder that girl because of them, you are able to buy some options.
Brandon Martin
still better than my average cost
Angel Williams
Not so fast pajeet
Austin Lewis
Based Muskman tanking the markets and making gold go up. My miners are printing money for me today.
Last thread there were talks about ta, prings book 'technical analysis explained' and this vid have helped me immensely ://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T-HkyhZCLOw
What the fuck is going on with RTX?! Why?! I don't have cash on hand to buy more because it is tied in oil, but I am deathly scared to sell oil in case it recovers today or flies up Monday. Wtf is going on today really at all, places are opening and this is literally the single best most good news day we have had since pandemic has started. This makes absolutely no sense to sell now of all times and unlike normal when I am afraid stocks are going to go down the next day if I buy, today I am petrified stocks will go back up as they should if I sell. Why the fuck didn't Bobo strike during the 3 weeks of rallying on bad news and waits until the single best day there is to start the sell off.
I really fucking hate you. Last couple days all you do is shittalk me when I post about technicals and fundamentals pointing to a dip/correction/crash and today you have the fucking gallon to show your face. People like you think you are smart because you hold popular stocks long term. You're just a mediocre investor who posts nothing of merit or interest, and you're waifu is shit.
>thinking it was tweet Exactly like the cattle he's aiming for.
Colton Morales
Imagine if you picked up 5/1 700P for .09. Jesus. I should really start following these volatile CEOs and Drumpf on Twitter
Lucas Scott
Well, the difference between other banks/consumer finance companies is that AXP processes its own transactions whereas Visa takes a cut from COF, Chase, etc. So AXP really makes the most off of each card swipe since they retain 100% of the merchant fees.
Personally, AXP is my favorite credit card company and their clientele is generally wealthier and larger businesses so they tend to be less price sensitive.
Andrew Hall
TRU
Hunter Wood
if it was any other billionaire sure, but he's John McAfee levels of certified looney
Leo Richardson
waiting for the earnings pump to sell, but if you are doing it for divvies just buy more and hold forever
Lucas Evans
>Must be strange being a billionaire. Maybe he snorted too much coke off that ugly pop star's ass this morning? I go back and forth. Is she cute? Or not? Certainly to much clown makeup usually, but otherwise cute. FUCK I JUST CAN'T DECIDE
I honestly don't think so, that was the case a few years ago but for the past year he have only been trouble for the company while his people pushed the company forward in other countries and even China through the "trade war". Let him do the space shit while working at Tesla on the side, he doesn't have to disappear completely.. but place him on the side lines doing interviews and shit, so the stock might not react so harsh to his drugged up tweets
Adam Ward
TSLA will tank for good if Elon is moved to being only CEO of starlink or the SEC just outright bans him from being on the board at all.
Jonathan White
wealthier individuals*
Lincoln Ross
this asshole on CNBC wearing a mask with 0% effectiveness
Sell the news, and the chart is abysmal. The reality that the economy isn't going to have a quick recovery will be reflected in the market sooner or later, too. We are walking on a tightrope at these prices and it's much easier for a firm to take profits and initiate a big sell off, than for a firm to initiate a rally.
Jeremiah Lee
All worthwhile dividend stocks except tankers are dead in the water for the foreseeable future and with very few exceptions (like PSI).
Isaac Wright
Maybe he wants to be the next republican president
Colton Campbell
*to buy more shares at a lower price
I like Elon, but he's either retarded or retarded when it comes to tweeting about stock issues. SEC gonna ream him a new one and possibly send him to prison if he tries buying this dip
New strategy everyone. Whenever Elon speaks, we buy puts. We'll be rich within a week.
Angel Price
imagine being the guy who fomo'd tesla at 900 and elon pulls this shit
Andrew Peterson
What some good bargains that will shoot back up to pre covid days?
Ryan Cruz
So basically instead of 3 or 4 sizeable holdings, keep maybe 10 smaller ones ready to dump at a moment's notice?
Tyler Davis
Musk changed his bio. Is he going to claim he was hacked while buying the dip?
Samuel Adams
aqua is straight up the normie choice
KO, JNJ, COST, PG, LMT all good, likely PEP, KMB, others as well just solid consumer packaged goods companies and others with good balance sheets. Basically just don't pick shit stocks.
Fuck those Dutch bastards at RDS those asshats tanked the entire oil sector when they cut that historic dividend. My god you can't trust the dutch, fucking dyke zaks.
Christian Clark
Lmao if he is removed it will tank hard asf.
Joseph Green
F14 most aesthetic plane
Jason Garcia
FUCK ALL BEARS You're just feeding me cheapies. Dump more you sluts don't disappoint daddy warbucks
>Dutch companies do stupid shit >Elon publicly fucks himself in the ass More proof that marijuana rots the brain
Bentley Ward
Elon tweets about his favorite anime and calls people pedos for being a white guy living in Thailand, he isn't hacked.
Ryan Powell
eh alright yeah don't reach for yield
Brayden Perez
Yes of course, until the company proves that Musk have been a bolder hanging from Tesla's ballsack for the past year
Jayden Clark
Whatever, I sold my XOM to buy more RTX. RTX's chart isn't abysmal when you count United Technologies. It is ludicrous to sell it off like this. Also sold some FANG since I ran it up so long already and still got HAL and MRO. Plus....tankers kek. Maybe buy back into XOM if it falls a lot so I can pick up its divvy before May 12th.
Awww yeah more dumping. Is reality finally settling in!?
Dylan Jenkins
if your 10% position goes 10% against you you only lose 1% of your account so yeah also jump in and out in portions, I usually do 2-3 trades when I get in and out. 4 trades rarely worked for me thats when I start oversizing and fuck it all up.
I can afford 10x as much just waiting for the price to dump so I can buy 50x. Don't disappoint me
Cameron Morales
all of my divvy stocks are increasing their dividend. MO, JNJ, PG, AAPL, IBM, COST all hiked their dividend in the last month (6-7% each except for IBM). CVX and MCD stopped buybacks but will hike their dividend this year as well.
Share price is much less important than dividend growth, payout ratio and free cash flow to me
Cameron Ward
And here you see how fucking retarded the stock market is right now.
One guy can tweet something and the value drops 11%.
call me when it's $6 dollars again so I can buy more
Joshua Parker
its only dumping because of some retards tweet
Jordan Cox
>accounting magic in 10-K filings allow you to claim "profit" when you both need it to open hundreds of millions of dollars of options at a time when it will have most impact >get called on it >decide to tank your own stock from pride SPY needs to remove TSLA already
