I hate this fucking chimp so much

I hate this fucking chimp so much

I buy some TSLA at what looked like a bottom looking to make a quick buck off of the momentum as I've been doing this whole pandemic, and then he fucking does it.

This worthless bitch does it again.

He tweets out "Tesla stock is too high IMO"
And it falls by 8%.
Dude. FUCK this guy so much. I hope the SEC cucks him and his shitty car company because he can't stay away from his fucking keyboard for a few minutes and inadvertently continue to manipulate the market

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leave the money in the market and make a decent buck instead of a quick one then, his shits only gonna keep going up long-term

based, pretty hilarious actually

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I spoke too soon, it doesn't even look close to bottoming

They need to take away his fucking Twitter before he does more damage

Just buy more you idiot, you know its gonna go up in value eventually

>Just buy more you idiot

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Lmao bull btfo

lol

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HAHAHAHA KEKED BY THE MUSK

I like the guy just because how many people he manages to troll into absolute nerd rage.

Cringe

We don't deserve him.

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i dont get it

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PRICED.
IN.

>-10%

FUCKING KEK
Musk probably has puts on his own company.

Keked too, user.

based for calling somebody who isn't black a chimp

He's correct though, the stock price is way too high.

You shouldn't invest in hyper-inflated stocks at the beginnings of a global depression. That's just asking for trouble.

He's probably pivoting to become too big to fail desu.

what THE FUCK is this guys problemo?

OP being a redditor aside, when do you guys think a good buy-in price would be? I'm eyeing somewhere in the $500's but wouldn't be surprised if TSLA goes even lower. Thoughts?

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>looking to make a quick buck
You deserve to get fucked

Really shows how strong and real our economy is that the SEC has to muzzle CEOs to make sure they dont tank everything with shitposts

if only there was a way to muzzle our wives so they don't tank our marriages

Kek based Elon

He's the Trump of business CEOs

you didnt buy at $400?

I'll buy at $300

Trump and Musk, two warriors against the beastly economy

He wants the SEC violation high score.

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if it makes you feel any better, I find it hilarious

imagine buying stock of a company run basically by SNL

No it won't he said himself its overpriced. Why would it grow? He could have kept his mouth shut untill it hit 10k a share but that's never going to happen now. Sell

Isn't it obvious his twitter got hacked.

Go long boys.

God I love this goof, Ill follow him to Mars

>gives biz an ez dip
>biz seetze

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Hes just retarded he was tweeting that corona was a hoax a month ago

My professional advice as your financial advisor is that if it falls through 680 its gonna go down to 580 this is a classic BART. I'm shorting this nervous that it won't break through 680 but why the hell shouldn't it, he said it himself - too high.

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