/smg/ - Stock Market General

Elon is pretty based desu

Jerome please...

Attached: Screenshot_20200501-110831.png (1080x2160, 114.59K)

So I'm reading something like maybe Elon thinks he's about to get divorced, so he's going to ruin the valuation so she gets less?

he's not married

You’re not married

you're gay and stupid, retard

correct

but I do have a qt 3.14 gf

Can I get married to you?

I just bought SPY calls, did I fuck this up?

Why so mad my dude?

Hopefully she becomes your qt 3.14 wife

Of course, no gay stuff though :)

When's the expiration? The crash isn't until the 21st.

Attached: Embrace the inevitable!.jpg (776x1416, 172.32K)

Monday.

Maybe Elon's twitter has been hacked.
He's saying a lot of dumb shit.

Who /barely affected/ here?

Attached: Untitled.png (923x610, 158.06K)

GO HERE FIRST
RECYCLE THIS LATER

Mumus: you have our permission to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Attached: 1551406380438.gif (422x309, 446.84K)

>:05
>:07
are you black

MUSK IS SHIT POSTING HAHA THIS IS GREAT

Attached: thesoying.jpg (1280x720, 114.58K)

no they would have stopped it by now.

Guys, I accidentally the whole top again
I cannot believe it
I am financially ruined

>not being all in on MVIS before they are bought my MSFT

whew

musk called a guy a pedo cause he wouldn't use his tesla dipper or whatever the fuck. He's an edge lord billionaire off of government grants and retarded Reddit boot lickers buying his stock. He knows the entire things a fraud more than anybody.

Grimes?

WHY THE FUCK ARE TANKERS GOING DOWN

So Elon ruined TSLA stock again.
What's his endgame?
Also, I keep ignoring this chick but she won't stop messaging me. It's fucking annoying.

Attached: 1497462743939.png (616x581, 282.62K)

MVIS is up 50%

BUY BUY BUY

more like malding edition

>What's his endgame?
Shitposting

Attached: smug franxx naked fight.png (759x815, 526.22K)

Help me out with GME what calls should I purchase?

This is what happen when you don't post anime bulls, now you suffer

Attached: anime.jpg (1440x1080, 128.73K)

why what makes you think that

>Tfw DHT down 16% from when i bought

fffffffffffffffffff

If you touch GME in any way, Burrey will eat your lunch

wait for gibbs eom

threadly reminder to HODL
earnings are tuesday and we hitting meme lines right now

Attached: Screen Shot 2020-05-01 at 1.03.47 PM.png (596x726, 63.25K)

when do we dump Zig Forumsros??

I'm waiting for RTX earnings on Thursday to buy more.

Theyre not married. Just "dating". Even though shes pregnant.

Uhh, guys?
>Amazon extends remote work until at least Oct. 2
king5.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/real-time-updates-amazon-extends-remote-work-until-at-least-oct-2/281-f148a212-3c82-4f89-a173-0a18b9c5c5cb

Attached: bgs.png (356x480, 302.38K)

We need a pump and quickly

Uhh anons?

Attached: Screenshot_20200501-114746_TD Ameritrade Mobile.jpg (478x134, 28.54K)

640?

There's no denying it!

Attached: Screenshot_20200501-100543_Samsung Internet.jpg (1080x637, 134.62K)

Bezos already dumped his bags on AMZN whales. Now he gets to do what he thinks he needs to to go back to selling literal garbage to millions of people.

I bought 750 of SAVE. Get fucked airlines

this is just the start bro. we are going back don to chinatown. way past our previous low in march. might not happen today, or next week. but sometime this year we are going to bottom. reality is setting in as stupid robinhood fags and old boomer CEOs realize there is no hope of normality, no vaccine is coming, nobody is producing, consumerism is dead, and democrats are destroying the economy

Make it stop

Attached: bully.jpg (1228x968, 462.11K)

show the rest

What did you do

Conference call next Friday

You got me.

No

inb4 depositing 4k into an account that had 0.01 the previous day

uavs just made a deal with amazon?

See you homos back at 220

Attached: 1587752686984.jpg (732x732, 82.73K)

Feels good, boys

Attached: CR1m3gJUEAATwPd.jpg (682x1024, 98.74K)