/smg/ - Stock Market General

CIRCUIT BREAKERS NOW

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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I am financially revitalized.

Musk has to get raped by the SEC this time
No chance that this was legal

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GALT Chads
getting rich today

FINANCIALLY RUINED BROS WW@

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I LOVE ELON MUSK

297 WAS THE TOP
WHERE IS THAT BVLL FUCK?
BVLL BVLL BVLL GO BACK TO YOUR KEK SHED FAGGOT

Ok, I'm a bear now. TSLA $0 5/8 put.

Thanks op
But I doubt we’ll break circuits in may
~50% cash though so I am open minded

JUST FUCKING STOP IT

WHERE'S THE FUCKING J-PRINTER?

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SQQQLDIERS?

There should be another drop before the moon mission. At least compared to every crash before.

Any other TVIXchads today?

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If you're buying gold now, you're too early.
That shit is gonna nosedive to 1600/1550 and then pump like a motherfucker.

It's like trump and musk is cooperating on destroying the market

>4 more hours of open
>Tesla close to 670 and if that breaks it loses the entire uptrend

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CIRCUIT BREAKER FRIDAY

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SEC should just straight lynch Musk this time

>went all in on TVIX last week
>some guy made fun of me saying I'd lose all my money
>even screenshot my post

20% gain in a day. Read it and weep, slut

can she be real so she can sit on my face?

IT ALL COME TUMBLING DOWN

it has barely moved all year

I'm so fucking gay it hurts

Hello fellow tvix king

Elon moved the entire NASDAQ with one tweet

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imagine being slumpf right now your reelection chances are dying with the market and no malarkey biden is going to hire clinton as his district attorney and literally have you hanged outside of the white house

Based Bears, all you retards really thought there would be a V shaped recovery?

I bought a share at 222 just to see how it goes
So far it's great
Looks like it's going to drop soon though so I might jump

God's Money always comes through.

shitposting rules the world

Can anyone explain to me why some of these GME calls are up so much?

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im ruined

DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

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Going down fast Chad

MVIS MOON MISSION

GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW

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The Democrats have lost the moderate vote

No, it was a ^ recovery all along. Bears are retarded.

I have no idea what I'm doing, I've sold my 6/19 250 SPY puts like a coward yesterday. Hoping for a green monday

Massive balls move now. Sold all my non-KOS, HAL, and MRO oil earlier. Doubled my RTX position and all my tankers now. I am gonna get rich or go broke, let's go. If MRO dips below 5 will double that position too.

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>up 40k
eat shit bulls fucking idiots as usual.

right there with you my brother
solvency is a nice feeling imho

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Imagine still thinking Biden can win

I think the guys who start the /smg/ threads are really cool for doing so. This board has way too much crypto crap and /smg/ is a nice break. But if you are a new investor or just dont have a lot of funds to invest try this thread as well.

plz no bully me, two stock threads is better than 1. only redditors like to consolidate threads as much as the people here desu.

could you use a trip so I can filter you?

Calm your souls user-kuns.
Look away from the Red and don't panic sell.

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Why didnt hitler just win WW2 bros we wouldnt have retards like musk to tank the market

musk it too redpilled for this jewish market. slumpf should arrest all kike governors but hes too much of a pussy faggot.

How is XOM's EPS so abysmal compared to others?? Is it time to cut my losses?

are the printers broken? WHAT'S GOING ON???

...

Sleeper speculation play. There’s been a few guys here riding it up and down for the past two years

Looks like I'm stuck bagholding for years
I need to find a way to knock myself out

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Based, I hedged with DHT but MRO below 5 is a gift

your threads suck quit posting them

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>he doesn't sell the spikes and rebuy

Tvix doesn't go up. It spikes up hard and then retraces a bit before going up hard again. Look at the daily candles on tvix during the crash. All have long top wicks

take it to your whining to the quarantine board, loser

rebounding from elons retardation

>Drumpf is destroying the future mutt economy to win re election
>Bufsk tanks all of trumps work in one tweet
Musk will end up in a Cuban black site

did the nazis even have a stock market?
they just had the entire economy under control of their government, no?

Any fellow RDS.B shareholders ditch?

SOXL at huge discount, don’t miss out

Market theme
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imagine not buying $LUV

hey at least you have cute ears
buy TPX and get some rest

You don’t need 100k to buy options on RH.

I made a thread that nearly two hundred people have enjoyed the past few days. What have you done to make people happier?

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I think it was more of a mixed economy than complete state control.

you do if you want amazon options

Why are both of the presidential candidates so old and useless during this boomer-killing virus? Go on corona, get em.

Someone here bought 3.2m worth of puts at like 2890 SPY a few days ago. Good job guy, you have made it once again.

Really? I dont use RH so had no clue. Is there a limit as to what you can buy tho? Like only the cheapies?

This board is about making money not making people happy.

Do you think it will go back to $4-5 range?

I’ve been chosen. Goodbye, friends.

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it's going to be such a mess if they both get it lol
they won't die because they'll get full ultra medical care, but just catching it would be big news

no idea lol
but yes

getting on your knees and sucking off strangers makes them happy too

DOUBLED DOWN ON RTX

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hope your options are printing now friends

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plug your phone in you poor fuck

Guess who's back

Back again

Bobo's back

Tell a friend

Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back

I only respect cats, bro.

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Guys I just bought the monday SPY $281C, did I just fuck this up?

You niggers were wrong. You dumb fucks overhyped this virus like it was airborne HIV. Kill yourselves you stupid bears!

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I SOLD AT 0.4

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See you soon. I'm guessing we peak in late June or July?

listen here dividend frens, you can buy russian oil companies and live off the divies, they rarely are canceled, yes rouble fluctuates, but divies are like 10+%

I CANT TRADE TODAY BECAUSE MY SHIT TIER COUNTRY HAS A PUBLIC HOLIDAY TODAY
I AM SEETHING

>losses
If you aren't up overall on XOM right now you bought it too late. I cut it out, you should too. if it falls a lot more pick it up before May 12th for high divvy then probably resell.

I got FRO, DHT, and NAT. It is sad because I know just how much sheer gains my XOM and especially FANG can get me, but this shit might be the end of the oil run. Thank god I was already out of PSX. HAL, MRO, and KOS are performing good in comparison so I am keeping them. I like MRO a lot too, it will definitely make it. But above all, RTX right now being so low is just wrong, especially with tensions rising with China. How do people not figure diplomatic tension = good for war stocks? I don't understand how China bad news is tanking RTX of all things, and really all war stocks right now. Only other big loser I am keeping now is DOW Inc. because that company is solid as a mother fucker, another one that simply does not deserve to be so low. I hate a minus 6% day, but considering 2 days ago I had a +6% it is fine I suppose.

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Probably

anyone here watching to buy LUV ? almost retesting 52w

i also agree with this guy bros

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SOXS CHAD HERE
when do you reckon you will be done losing money?

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Nobody said that tardo, needed lockdowns to avoid the Italian/Spanish scenarios where there weren't enough beds for the sick which we accomplished.

>Why are both of the presidential candidates so old and useless during this boomer-killing virus?
Because the dems had a golden opportunity to beat trump by running literally anyone with a functioning brain and they fucking chocked like they always do.

Nigga I got approved for options on TDA for 2k (and subsequently lost it all).
Unless you're applying for Tier 2/Margin and Naked options, you should have no problem getting approved

No, you can buy amazon options. It’s just be pretty hard to execute them without 200k in your account. Whales will buy your options though so that doesn’t matter.
You can buy or sell whatever you can afford.

>yes rouble fluctuates
Its tanked like 50%. And I doubt it will improve for the forseeable future

Here and ready user ...

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Me too, fuck europe.

yikes, sounding like reddit there getting anal about thread consolidation. My thread helps people make money who only have a few thousand or less to invest. doubt they find most the info here useful.

>rouble fluctuates
Every Russian knows not to touch a currency that isnt mark or dollar. Buying more than bread with roubles is highly speculative.

>buy today
>wait to see Monday

Which are you?

I got something you can make happy you slut.

I'm eyeing southwest but it looks like it might drop even further, might wait to buy

I hope Musk moves his factories to a red state. Damned be California and all the faggots, kikes, and beaners that reside in that hell hole.

BUY THE DIP
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IM FINANCIALLY RUINED
MY CAT IS GONNA SCRATCH ME
THIS MONEY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR A NEW LITTER BOX

WHY IS TSLA GOING BACK UP

just lurk you stupid newfag

bagholding to monday because i bought yesterday

I had been watching the airlines but stopped. I'll go check luv. Didn't go in on any of them so far.

we're now past the bottom, right? RIGHT?

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CAT!

also is that some strangely torn/stitched image of a surface book?
I have one that I'm typing on now. I can see the hinge, but why does it look so narrow....

How is Sweden doing better than those tucks then you retard? It was so political to overhype this shit like everyone was going to die.

Chances of circuit breakers today?

WHO /BOUGHTTHEDIP/ HERE?

>VIX
Rising
>JPow
BRRRing
>Market
Mooning for no reason
>Premiums
Mooning for a reason

Time to buy write puts on companies I want.

3 FUCKING HOURS CHATTING WITH USELESS PAJEETS WITH MY BROKER. THIS HIS THE IBKR EXPERIENCE:

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I tried very hard to be polite and not insult them Zig Forums style. FUCKING LOW IQ PAJEETS god damnit. 3 fucking hours

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What dip?

Yes
Now bagg to sleeb, user

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we are only down 2.5%, why would they circuit breaker that?

I’ve got a limit buy @ $25

Where to buy calls at? Now the time to buy

July I am guessing. I will be ready to sell in general the whole time and constantly monitoring them due to volatility during bull runs. Fuck I wish I had more money to keep my failing oil positions though.

Fucking patrician, I fuck Ubishit for destroying a great game developer.
I hope they go bankrupt and end up in section 8 housing.

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Drop them
I switched to Tastyworks because IBRK became such a burden.

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lol

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How do I make money :(

>He bought the dip

did you buy and hold?

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>only
>3.5hrs left

No they haven't. Every boomer women that voted for trump is not going to vote for him again.
Women have taken the virus seriously. Trump jokes about bleach. They are done with him.

THE STOCK MAKRET IS GOING TO 0
AHHHHHHHHH

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>Yo lil Donnie where the fuck is my stimulus check for my new litter box? Jokes on you, I just shit wherever I want anyway. How do you like them apples?

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R-REPORTING IN HAHA

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>UAVS yesterday
>memeon Musk today
It is time to admit that, at least for the moment, it is easier to manipulate the market than a shitcoin right now because FA is in a coma right now

I held the entire dip

Gook Moot really needs to up the image limit to something bigger than 4mb, compression is a bitch.

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>hasn't spoken with a women since the sarcasm comment
Oh no no no

Game has a fun campaign. One of the few rts that I enjoyed without base building.

not gonna post in this thread anymore about this because i dont want to take it off topic, but if you are new/poor and want to use my thread come visit, if you dont theres no need to get so mad. thnx

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