/smg/ - Stock Market General

Powell on vacation. His job is done.

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
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etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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money haha

ITS ALL GONE

SPY 320 By end of May

Stores reopening, lets just hope people dont cough in eachothers faces

it's all coming back*

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thanks papa elon

Holy fuck SPCE going to space.

>Not buying the dip rn
It's like you hate money

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AND THEY KEEP MOONING

WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GREEDY PEOPLE?

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Dealers are running out of precious metals again
>This happened during the march crash
Dealers are running out of precious metals again
>This happened during the march crash
Dealers are running out of precious metals again
>This happened during the march crash
Dealers are running out of precious metals again
>This happened during the march crash
Dealers are running out of precious metals again
>This happened during the march crash

Look at online retailers! They're almost 100% out of stock

The truth is, the market was rigged from the start.

what do i buy lads

I bought my cc for this week for 0.05 a piece and resold for 1$ next week 18.5. I thought no way they will hit that.
Turns out I get fucked yet again. I pray they stay under 18.5

Well.
Money is money.

i bought it all

Based Schiff

thats it...my losses are too much, im suiciding on JNUG, good luck in the next life friends.

>His job is done.
He successfully pumped bags by tricking millennials into dumping their trumpbux into SPY. Powell is going to go down as the greatest hero in boomer history.

Friendly reminder that /smg/'s official stance on orange man is bad.

>see a red candle shit the market as it happens
>HE HAASS SIIINNNED plays in my head

anyone else?

Looked around. No news in the last hour. Algos or insiders or someone just buying a lot.

>Zoom +1.41%
WHO
THE
FUCK

SQQQLDIERS?!

lil' zoom zoom by zoom!

Zoomie become next buffet.

Buy the dip

What do you guys expect from the DHT earnings report? They’ll probably just peak at $8

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No news tho. Suspect it's people with buy puts pumping it via their purchases to make a profit.

Bearish week coming?

I never trade more than 4/5 things with my rolling cc strategy so I can alwas look like a hawk for news. But excpet for earnings next week there was nothing on my radar.

Oh, they made some promotional flights today as far as I know. But nothing major.

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didn't someone have yuge puts on this. Imagine the market crashing and this shit staying green

>Jerome trying to rise from the dead

>tech dumps
>-3IQ traders (which is apparently the majority of the market): “Hurr durr better sell my non-tech stocks in companies that are doing fine”

why is it dumping today?

yes this week was bearish

-100 IQ trader : Hurr durr I better hold my stocks when we're about to enter a large scale recession!

GALT! SAVA!

give me one massive gamble to turn my account around

Lel @ RTX

How do I buy the dip in my own stocks?

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Its been like this for weeks.
EVERYTHING goes up together
EVERYTHING goes down together.
Because of index fund and ETF algos.
Single exception(s) at times are tech and oil.

what do you think of BYND earnings. I've read on twitter that during the pandemic people didnt touch their products...

It's why I suspect one of the following
>insider tips to someone with lots of money
>buy puts expiring today pumping it
>just some dude with a lot of money buying a lot

where do I have to look at for metal supply?

If an organism has a brain or central nervous system then it has a minimum IQ of 45. Sorry it’s just my pet peeve when people throw ridiculous IQ numbers out there

Pump and dump is over. Hope you made enough money to feed yourself for the next year over the last month

How do they generate income?
How do they generate income?
How do they generate income?

TVIX

Go all in. Hold until $700. That shit spikes high during leg downs and we're about to hit a leg down.

At this point it would need a spike of +20% or more to warrant the hype which I don't see happening in this market environment.

they were too busy touching my meat

I only respect red dildos, bros.

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real meat was sold out but their fucking beyond s.oy burgers weren't

it always sells off on may day. this happens every year.

trump tweets about china tariffs to end off an amazing month

at this moment in time I have absolutely no idea what to expect next week

>people take this freak seriously

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Can we just go ahead and make bears illegal already?

Anyone have DHT?

>it has a minimum IQ of 45

>he actually believes there's a minimim for some arbitrarily made up number for an arbitrary intelligence indicator

Who fucking cares about meme resources. Invest in uranium.

WHAT THE FUCK IS ZOOM DOING
WHO IS BUYING THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW UPWARDS

*waddles towards you*

hamboigah

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It’s 40% his image and the reason why normies lnow him and his company. The other 60% is muh electric car

>IV rising faster than theta decaying the OTM calls I wrote for today
I hate trading options in the last 10 minutes

Yeah.
Nothing I can do here. Happens.

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Same as always:
Puts/Calls on TSLA. Which though? That is the big money question since its basically a shitcoin.

>meme resources
>staple metals with an objective external demand outside of speculators investing

gold and silver are good hedges against inflation.

Dis shid a rollercoaster ride