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freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2017/01/165-spacex-returns-to-flight-nails.html
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First for buy ATVI calls before earnings if you like free money

based based based

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VISL???

WHERE MY GMECHADS @?

freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/09/47-57-93-929-elon-musk-is-out-as-tesla.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2015/06/44-47-110-times-article-about-elon.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/09/13-27-47-54-74-78-91-sec-sues-elon-musk.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/09/12-26-37-47-71-96-47-year-old-elon-musk.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2016/09/48-66-68-87-93-spacex-rocket-explodes.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2015/12/33-48-68-space-x-lands-rocket-after.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/08/17-26-33-78-17-days-elon-musk-wont-get.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/08/33-78-elon-musk-says-hes-considering.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/05/33-57-elon-musk-purchases-33000-shares.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2017/09/52-106-110-elon-musk-predicts-world-war.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2016/06/68-cnn-asks-why-is-elon-musk-at.html
freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2017/01/165-spacex-returns-to-flight-nails.html

I bought a 100 stocks of this yesterday. When does it moon?

i got 1630 and buying irregardless of price

ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW BEARISH ARE YOU RIGHT NOW user?

gonna buy a Tesla call at the end of today
who's coming with me?

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I saw some user shilling it on /smg/, and since it was so cheap I bought in. Blackpill me on $VISL, user. Does it have potential, or is it just a meme stock?

>dow weekly candle might close below the 200 MA.
I might go ultra bear.

Tanker.. Chads...

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I'm game

Guys...Powell gave up...this shit is retesting new lows in a few weeks.

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Where is the bottom bros, -60% of February peak?

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WKHS with the complete reversal lmao. I have no idea why this is happening today but I'm not complaining.

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I dont see stocks here, how come? /smg/ said being long stocks to not fight fed?

how the fuck is anyone bearish??
zero

I'ma get another 150% on Monday and Tuesday. Then on Wednesday I'll have 30k and basically be free to trade all I want.

Bought more NET. Hey the dip was there so might as well take advantage..

Options = limit buys

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Crazy to hold Tesla over the weekend. Went 80% portfolio at 705

Hm? ATVI earnings is on Tuesday

Oops forgot to add ? For weekend

FED never straight up bought stocks. Zig Forums just is full of shit.

The closest thing to stocks...they are buying junk ETFs, that's it.

please post it when it happens. I don't want to fuck with options so I'm looking forward to getting ~8-10k from 3k on TVIX. I'm rooting for you.

>they are buying junk ETFs
not quite, theyre buying junk bonds lol
Im just meming on brrrrrrrrr argument bulls

Long hodl- let the bull rest

If you bears are so powerful... why retreat?

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Tesla stock price is too high IMO

>US:
1.1 milion cases
63K dead
30 milion unemployed
economy damaged and artificially inflated
country partially closed due to quarantine
transport infrastructure damaged
factories infected, unhealthy working conditions all around slowing down production
oil in negatives and long below profit margins staying afloat on goverment subsidies about to be bailed
undereported protests and cover ups of them
weakening foreign political position all around and lack of trust in US
youtube.com/watch?v=8kkBseVTUow

YIKES! And that's without elections even officially in the place, so it's gonna be a good one. Not to say that you can chose between two same senile retards who are not going to change anything in the end, but you mutts will wreck each other for them.

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based af, elon shook weak hands

>government stops throwing around literal trillion dollar wads that are used indirectly for buying stonks, probably because all the big boys got enough bag drop opportunies from the scam pumps at this point
>market immediedly starts bleeding
rmyt

Short GME it's going back down to 4 on monday.

easily a x10, but its gonna keep bleeding for a bit, keep buying the dips. set sell orders at 2 dollars to be safe. its taking off SOON!

As soon as I posted my positions the bogs just strait up started pumping this bitch. Fuck this shit, I'm going to lose it all on Monday.

GALT! SAVA! I feel something in the air. GALT day might be near.

just for context, this closes the second red week in a row and its candle is death

>-4.8% first quarter

>-20+% expected second quarter fall

OH NO NO NO

Trump is talking Tariffs, scaring the market
Amazon missed earnings, the market follows
Elon has a conniption and the market follows
Stocks aren't bouncing by EOD the way I hoped
It really seems like reality is setting in and were headed for the decline that bobos have been frothing for

Fuck all that. Time for real shit. You know that thing about Buffet or whoever getting stock advice from a shoeshine boy and taking it as a cue to exit? I just noticed that the tv in the breakroom has been flipped to finance channels all week.

Selling before close, black Monday incoming.

Bears covering shorts and getting ready for the double dip.

CAN I SEE SOME ANIME TIDDIES TO GET ME THROUGH THIS MARKET

Virginia galactic had successful test flight.. stock will rise with it

>irregardless

Jerome, you are no longer a match for the Bogs.

Your bravery is admirable, but there is a fine line between it and stupidity.

Crash it.

Is war bullish or bearish?

hey
go back

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I don't think he will smoke another bowl and go on a rant again (for a while at least), it's a complete bet though but I think the market will calm down and open green on Monday. Keep in mind that you're risking everything based on if Musk will smoke again or not over the weekend, sure it's pretty funny but.. ye

How the fuck are you bullish? We just had a 10 year bull market, the longest in history, followed by the fastest crash in history. Correction is coming.

SPCE

the moment you sent it the green candle shot to the sky

Hodling TVIX over the weekend wish me luck

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>WKHS surging again

The little truck that could. What's news is coming out this weekend that somebody has the scoop on? Expanded touchless delivery agreements?

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source : zero hedge

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>its taking off SOON!

But why?

Repost from last thread for the curious:
youtube.com/watch?v=xuj5eywWzdI
/our guy/ Rudy talking about (corporate) bonds

SPCE WENT DOWN TO FUCKING NINE?! Holy shit kek'd

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>S&P500 gets oversold on the smaller intervals
>does a slight bounce up
>bulls think this is the recovery when little movement from the bottom almost has it back at a 70 RSI
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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ive literally deposited my trump check, entire bank account, sold my tv, VISL is taking off. also, 16,000* not 1600. might even sell my car for the time being, taking out a loan soon.

Imagine thinking we’re not going to war. Liquidate all your investments in companies with dealings in Chyna or you will get what you fucking deserve.

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You should, MSFT will steamroll the Cloud internationally. Microsoft gives discounts on their own software when run in Azure, giving companies a HUGE incentive to choose Azure over AWS.

Also, Microsoft benefits from cloud growth going from the US to International. All large companies globally already have a relationship with MSFT

buying junk bonds is just giving companies money with extra steps

So do we pump or dump at EOD today?

>IAVS round 2

If Australia goes to war with China after trading hours, I won't do anything, but I'll be very put off.

yes but not quite same thing as buying stocks

In a plot twist, Lil' Kim is dead, and the chinks try to annex the norks, and the SK and USA come to the aid of the Norks and bring a new era of peace in the land of the gook.

>UAVS*

Can you just keep on issuing junk bonds to get bought by the FED?

is it BRRRRRRRRRRR time yet?

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Don’t bait me into doing the same thing

so just a breather before final 10 minute dump? or weekend dump?

who cares if its a pump and dump, ill make 100,000 when i get out. mania will drive it up to 4.

There is a 0% chance of a green Monday because European markets are now an entire day behind on the selling because they were closed today, so likely a dump in the last 10 minutes.

Guys what should I short next week? Want to buy some puts eod today

I am so done with this manipulated scam. I'm gonna go into crypto instead. FUCK boomers and fuck shares

my GLD long of the day is already pooomped
JPow literally said "we wont run out of money" this week. Problem is ofc, you have to pay interest, which is fine as long as JP is not raising

yes. Even during a dump, things can get oversold in smaller time intervals, making dead cat bounces.

>VISL
how do you know it is? and when?

EUR against USD

they shouldn't arouse jpow's wrath.

>willingly entering bogs realm

i might to go to jail for 20+ years in a few months so i really don't care, make enough to live like a king in some shithole.

USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
>USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
>CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
>USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
>CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
>USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
>CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
>USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
>CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING

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looks like a pump, but futures this weekend are anyone's guess.

Did the market price this in?

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>i might to go to jail for 20+ years

What the fuck did you do, user?

>australia
well yeah they are gum on the bottom of the shoes of real countries.

Shit though... this is why BILI is dumping, isn't it.

Is this a falling knife bros???

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>Market down 1.5%
>THIS SCAM! OH NO! ITS ALL OGRE!
What kind of shit do you people invest in?
We all killed a hooker at one point. No need to get overly worried or dramatic fren

>"we won't run out of money"
That's irrelevant now, if Amazon can't even meet earnings during what should have been a massive opportunity for profit for them (everybody stuck inside ordering shit online) it means nobody is spending their money, which means a recession is already here.

you're retarded

So go all in on EURZ before closing?

What does it mean when I look up this stock and see the following:
*Nasdaq FSI: *Deficient: Issuer Failed to Meet NASDAQ Continued Listing Requirements

>it's elon

Monday will be green.

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Not forex ya dummy

What if that shoeshine boy is a Zig Forumsbrain? You'd literally shoot your own shoe by not taking advice from financial geniuses

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>it means nobody is spending their money, which means a recession is already here.
you must be special to benchmark spending by amazon profits lol
FXE is ETF on this pair dumbass

Good. Just like the Soviet Union. Fuck you slavery enabling faggots.

post more nero

fuck facebook. that guy is a goddamn sociopath

*waddles towards you*
Hamboigah

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>NET's big play is to branch out into Chyna

Yeah, fuck that. I'm liquidating all my NET today, even if it's at a loss. Chyna's currency is collapsing and we might go to war over the weekend. Get out before it's too late. You slack jawed retards have been warned.

To be fair they are actually right. China could simply pull all their money and students from Australia and the economy would tank by 20-25%, not to mention several universities would crash without government bail-outs if China left. Australia are actually VERY dependent on China it's ridiculous

Probably but by not enough to save my calls.

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>you must be special to benchmark spending by amazon profits lol
And what is your benchmark? Oh. Nothing? That's cool.

is VISL a meme?

5, because I'm 50% in cash.

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I will celebrate every dead Anglo I see on the news if they start shit

because it's a meme stock

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HUGE GREEN DILDO

THIS

>"fresh, never-frozen beef" Wendy's reporting they might face supply issues
>BK and McDonald's reporting they don't have any issues
how old is the shit they serve you in a MickeyD's?

STOP PUMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Credit card payments down 60% yoy is one of the 3 things I monitor, you dont deserve to now the rest

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What if China sends emus?

Say more. Why should I short EUR?

This is a big brain stock to be in on right now

Come to think of it, last may was the month I got absolutely fucked by tariffs. I hope this tanks apple stock again. Wanna buy some.

I took such a long break from posting that somehow my trip got screwed up

seriously though, at least there was a little effort with the UAVS pumpndump. These shills can't even give a reason why this stock will rise

office tiddies are great

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