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*writes 10000 naked calls of TVIX *
Is it just me or is a taxable account superior to any IRA or 401k?
REI BEST GIRL
My condolences to your family.
New fag here, is UCO worth?
Half of whatever you pay for it
Who else is still bagholding their IV crushed puts they bought at the bottom? Retest soon.
>futures
No. Thats why Im a bit annoyed about the stocks. They finished just a few cents below strike and now I could go for another round or sell and switch
I hope monday is green. Or crab at least.
Im also not crazy enough to write naked calls. Might as well just buy puts and not worry about my money.
lmaoing at ur life
I bought ZM puts today and it started going up. I hope Monday is red as fuck
>Not buying near the top of the bounce.
shiggitydiggitydoo
>go to investing.com
>see this
If this is not a sell signal, I don't know what is.
What are you talking about?
Roth IRA - I take $6000 from my bank account and open a Roth IRA with it. I invest that $6000 however I want. My dividends aren't taxed. My gains aren't taxed. I can withdraw the principal (the initial contribution) at any time. When I withdraw the PROFITS from my Roth IRA, I pay no taxes if I "qualify"
> The IRS considers a withdrawal to be "qualified"—and therefore, tax-free and penalty-free—if you've had a Roth IRA for at least five years and the withdrawal is taken:
>When you're age 59½ or older,
>Because you have a permanent disability,
>By a beneficiary or your estate after your death, or
>To buy, build, or rebuild your first home (a $10,000 lifetime maximum applies).
Theres more but I'm not doing any more of your homework for you. If you have $6000 you're sure you're not going to need, and you don't have an IRA, open a fucking Roth IRA and trade freely in that account.
I got too cocky now I don't have any money left to triple down.
Can't believe how far this meme has gotten since some autist posted the first version (I think?) here.
I believe I invented a new term: half life of a stock's value. Whats is the half life of TSLA?
Can some FA guy help me understand how the hell this company Navient functions levered up 44x? Am I understanding this wrong?
I’m shorting it Monday. Don’t worry bro, the bears are back in town
what the fuck are you talking about idiot?
I hate how zero hedge has attributed this to reddit. A fucking Zig Forums meme has made it to investing.com for gods sake. What is going on here?
What’s gonna happen bros
Why do you boomers post weird ass anime ?
Fellow TVIX chads, I've done some VIX analysis.
I'll save you the details and give you the facts
>After the first spike, record the high (in this case $1000) and multiply it by 0.73. This is the next theoretical high of the next spike ($730).
>given the range I used for this average, expect to sell your TVIX between $700 and $730
However, this above case is for when the low is ONLY retested, not surpassed. Given the bad financial data, the low may be surpassed but that cannot be guaranteed.
The 2008 financial crisis did almost a double peak but TVIX did not exist at that time but TVIX has done an
double peak with a previous high revisited even when the VIX did not, but not usually after a period of inactivity, making hitting $900-1000 very unlikely.
>If we did see another leg down though, multiply the high ($1000) by .84 giving 840
>The range you can expect if there is another leg down is potentially between $800 to $840
I haven't reviewed time scales, but my guestimate is that it'll take all of May to finish the leg down if we hit it, making the peak near the end of May. It took 27 days from the start to the peak of $1000 of TVIX.
Coincentally, the initial drop started on a Thursday (5/20 2020). Just a side fact. Yesterday, Thursday (4/30 2020) was a similar down day and today (5/1 2020) was a large down day, similar to the subsequent Friday of 5/21 2020.
FUCK YOU ELON IS BASED
This Fool, First interview I saw with him I nearly lost my shit. How is this stock not like 5-10$?
What pattern is this? Asking for a friend
bro I think that putting your bare asshole on a handrail could spread coronavirisu
be careful
We retest lows so my deep OTM puts can barely break even. Then I sell and then we tank to 1500.
kinda rude. half life is how quickly it can lose 50% of its value. a few months, a few years etc.
This guys gets it
Reminder
dude this fucking TVIX can spike up or down in a matter of milliseconds and you will get wiped out no matter which direction you are trading.
It made it to the New York Times.
uhh... guys... I thought line would go up??
It's always been this way with anything made on Zig Forums.
Unironically this. People expect new ATHs after a 10 year bull market? Really? Most people here have never seen a bear market outside of crypto in their entire adult lives.
Zig Forums rules the world. I can't believe how relevant this board is becoming.
why did they giver jerome a mustache tho
where? where is the "you are here" sign like on a shopping mall map?
we did it reddit!
The funny part is, the Fed has been tapering down the entire time. I really do think that BRRR meme is going to be biting a lot of retail and FOMO "investors" in the ass.
You went full bobo. Never go full bobo. Ride the waves.
If my post ends in 3, Half Life 3 confirmed.
I know. What is on Zig Forums today will be in your aunts fagbook feed in 4 years time. Just look at all the q user bullshit, lmao.
It’s called the “OH NO FELLOW MUMUS HOW AM I FINANCIALLY RUINED?!!!”
now imagine if "fake and gay" makes it onto investing.com lol
My bobo autism was an emotional trade since I knew about corona for a long time before everyone realized how bad it would be and I saw an opportunity by seeing Trump flu posting. By the time my money arrived at my broker it was already too late and Tucker had beaten some sense into Trump and the Fed announced infinite QE. Bull posters were so low IQ that I held out of stubbornness.
I've played with TVIX before. It is doable. You just need to know how it operates. It's literally a matter of catching the next spike and selling before the absolute peak.
I'll probably sell at $700 or so and then get immediately into UPRO.
How low do you think on monday
Oh. Couple weeks. A few days if the news is bad enough. Twitchy hype stocks like Tesla move fast if there is a half ass reason to do so.
>how relevant this board is becoming.
have you ever noticed that the main stream media headlines look more and more like the onion, like disinfecting yourself with lysol and that we are actually living in a south park episode that never ends? memes become reality. reality becomes a meme. can't tell them apart anymore.
>tfw TD Ameritrade charges interest on my margins
Fucking Jews.
Given how sensitive people are these days, I doubt it. The brrr meme is suitable for all ages.
>I really do think that BRRR meme is going to be biting a lot of retail and FOMO "investors" in the ass.
USO is bleeding retail investors a lot more than "FOMO" might.