I decided to not kill myself and im gonna YOLO my last 2 grand with far out of the money options that expire this friday

I decided to not kill myself and im gonna YOLO my last 2 grand with far out of the money options that expire this friday

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Rip

Hope its a short

hope you already bought them
it's gonna pump premarket

You could've bought a comfy house user...... could've

And then kill yourself right? Hope you don't but I know what I'd do

When I fail yes. Im gonna attempt to shoot myself in the back of the head twice to see if its possible like the news says it is

House ownership is for boomers and suckers. I rent

good luck son

Im doing the same, went from 8k to 400 bucks so not as bad as you but still.

Ngmi

how did this even happen?

How about just waiting a few days and then get spy calls that expire a week or two later to try to time it as USA opens up?
Bad idea?

Translation: you couldn't find the balls to kill yourself so you're destroying your last bit of money to try to push yourself over the edge. Have you considered you don't actually want to die and ur just gonna lose the money?

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Not you faggot, fuck out of here.

user post "All", not "1Y". robinhood sometimes fucks up. unless its "All" im assuming youre a faker who lost $200 on puts

Jesus fucking Christ user
It's understandable if you became a crackhead looking for escape.. like holy fuck man that fucking sucks..

Not trying to intrude, but mind explaining what happened?

OP, I hope you at least saved some bucks for a rope.

You're a retard with a gambling addiction. You did this to yourself, and this "one last trade" is really more of the same thing that got you here.

What puts dumbass? How could you be losing money when we're at the bull market????

>mfw I'm up 200% for the year and it's only May

It wasnt him hes a lying faggot

buy Airline calls, specifically BA, LUV, and DAL

they arent going to go any further down. guaranteed 5% gains Monday, minimum

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Shut up reddit faggot

How'd you get 220k?

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By stealing the screenshot from reddit

Go all in $MVIS

holy shit, with 200k you could have had a nice monthly income from dividends but you blew it all away on gambling

This is the play 100% Microsoft buyout next week.

Is Zig Forums really this retarded that they believe OP screenshot is real? Its making ashamed of posting here

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Ok r/wsb, but why not threat yourself with a nice meal instead?