I have $15,000 CAD. Trips decide how I invest it. No crypto. Dragon dildos OK

I have $15,000 CAD. Trips decide how I invest it. No crypto. Dragon dildos OK.

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invest in my education

GUSH shares

Buy link you stupid boomer

venmo it to me

Buy FRO call options with the 6/19 expiration - it's right after earnings.

ANX (Anaconda Mining)
Thank me later

If you want to be safe, I'm a leaf fag too and I got a divvy portfolio.

CHE.UN (Chemtrade Logistics)
RNW (Transalta Renewables)
ZPL (BMO Long Provincial Bond Index)
All pay monthly.
Get an account with WealthSimple Trade.
Bonds are safe and may even go up more.
Filter into divvy stocks when you feel the bottom is in.
If you are feeling risky, but small-cap Natural Gas stocks. Ones that have alot of land. That's where I've been making my gains.

based thanks

Bought into scl
Has decent div for its current price point and should it return to normal levels it should have a huge profit ratio

give it to me il spend it on roulette and livestream it, u get 25 grand back if I roll red il get my 5 grand

Thx fren but unfortunately you didn't get trips so dragon dildo collection is still on the table

reroll

>reroll
we may have come to the root of your problem

fine ok
this time I roll for spend 1 grand on my primichill shopping cart, spend the other 14 grand on all the condoms you can buy from a small town

spy 280p

primochill*

ChainLink you retard

All in FANG, why are you even questioning this?

kek. based.

thx for the observation I got past my gamabling problem at the ripe age of 23 after losing 6 grand on roulette ...


um ok I reroll for buy all the ryzen 3900x processors u can and send me one

ok shit another rerolll
spend all the money on chaturbate cam website getting as many chicks as you can to recite satanic verses nonstop for hours and hours

ok new rule you can't just tell me to buy you shit.

fren I am a christian
(im not really a christian)

missed again ok another reroll

spend all the 15 grand on buying food for the poor

You have to have a reasonable expectation of return for it to qualify as an investment.

all in on fire and flower

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Shit ok


take that 15k and use it to send all the hookers in ur area to massage parlors

ok gotcha

Lit staking

Why would you ever use wealthsimple over questrade?

all in tvix

ok fine u don't have to buy me this
so just send me the 15 grand I'll use my already new gaming computer and my gaming desk that raises and lowers up and down in height and I'll fuse them together.

I'll stick the motherboard in tempered glass and put it in the desk and wire the power supply to a hidden spot itll look like pic related

I'll sell it and if I make a profit I'll give u the whole profit

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BAT

holy shit did I just do that jesus christ this is my current setup

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my IKEA desk that goes up and down to turn into a standing desk is this model

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invest in uncucking

tfw u could have actually said something the OP would have done

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UAVS.

ok fuk it reroll if u dont accept
spend all the money on health insurance and put a fund that invests in the tesla stock down as the beneficiary, put the fund in your kids name and get health insurance for your kids and out their payout in that fund also
buy all the health insurance you can for you and your family and put it in the fund

go to india I know someone who runs a hospital there well fake all of your deaths and give u new passports, ull all be multi millionaires rinse and repeat this scheme