The annoying asian guy in development who keeps messaging you on slack

>the annoying asian guy in development who keeps messaging you on slack
>the quota-hired black feminist in marketing
>your cuck supervisor who keeps holding useless meetings that can be emails
>the new guy who cant do anything by himself
>the group of 100 lb basedboys with nintendo switch stickers all over their laptops who wont shut the fuck up

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>middle aged soccer mom from HR asking why you smell like booze at 9 am
>hipster webdev asking 101 times a day to play pingpong
>direct coworker showing pics of his kids

>the literal mom who makes fresh tendies for you every morning

kek'd at the hipster webdev

>green frog poster on Zig Forums

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>the boomers who have no idea how to do anything new and never want to learn

>the Quant (Ticker: QNT get it on binance or hotbit) fudders making their daily quant fud threads.

>the jannies who clean up your shit and semen

>the no-life faggot that posts about waging on weekends

>the autistic white incel who doesn't talk to anyone and brings down the whole office's energy through his presence

>that zoomer who asks you to do his taxes for $20 & all he has is a W2

So you work in tech?

>the projecting Zig Forums user

>chink guy on adderal who stinks with sweat all he time
>russian/ukranian or some other slav guy who barely speaks english but everyone love him
>48 milf who tried to commit suicide
>31 yo boomer on steroids who drinks his protein shakes during work

>russian/ukranian or some other slav guy who barely speaks english but everyone love him
Those guys are always cool

kek user, where the fuck do you work

kek'd hard

This is why I'm so fucking thankful for Coronachan. I worked from home for about 3 weeks then got furloughed. I fucking hate the goddamn office. If they do bring me back on since downsizing the whole fucking company, I'm going to negotiate working from home permanently for the position. Fuck those retards.

The boomer on gear is you, right user?

>31 yo boomer on steroids who drinks his protein shakes during work
who also brings a gallon jug of water to work & takes 30 bathroom breaks a day

>that guy who's content waging for the rest of his life if it means he can play video games at home

>be that lazy autistic white guy who thinks the world owes him everything for being born white

Kek that's literally me. Why do you hate him user? He's not bothering you

>your cuck supervisor who keeps holding useless meetings that can be emails
why anons does this keep happening
is this some kind of dumb power move?

its because supervisors have low test and cant please their wives anymore so they take out the frustration on their employees.

>The manager who leaves four hours early
Every fucking time.

>the black woman who gossips constantly and ruthlessly attacks any project that might result in praise or promotion

>The homosexual OP that keeps posting pictures of sexually suggestive men

because you bother everyone with your constant antics and demand that everybody changes their lives for you

Because if their job can be done via email they are at risk. Also they want to be able to say they told everyone in person.

its unironically because supervisor/team lead/junior managers get no praise or chance for promotion off of individual projects. they have to **look like** leaders frequently or they will get hard stuck

>>the new guy who cant do anything by himself

literally me

where and what do you work in?

op here. i dont even have a job lol, its just so easy to tell what an office environment is like. praying ill never have to work in an office like i described
pretty sure any tech company in a big city has offices exactly like this.

why on on DEX?