Tfw no money to buy a gf

>tfw no money to buy a gf
;_;

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It doesn't even hurt guys I swear.

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Just b urself :^)

XY

Nobody here has ever had a gf, otherwise they'd explain how they did it.

buying any form of loyalty doesn't work, user money is not the answer to all life's problems

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If you dont have a gf then how the fuck do you not have money, stop buying stupid shit

GOD


DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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>hahaha i flipped a pancake, so funny

>Just be yourself! :3

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>It doesn't even hurt guys I swear.

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fucking roasties

Just read Neil Strauss and wear women's clothes

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obnoxious

all women are whores. we're better off alone and poor.

Based.

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Pancakes are shit

Just go full gay

Me in the back

God I love facial expressions

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You do have a family, right anons?

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>duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>oh im being filmed?
>ditsy ditsy ditsy ditsy ditsy

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I know a guy whos doing that. He's even a baby BTC whale, he still works and she sleeps

no, why?

Oh wait better throw on a cute smile to make men think I'm not a reptile that actually has no empathy or care for anybody but myself

No reason.

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did you try to get one for free?

no such thing as a free whore