/smg/ - Stock Market General

socially: distant
meds: not taken
margin: called
stocks: bought
it's the weekend, /smg/ edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/compound-interest

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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S&P 4000 this summer

Heres some interesting news: companies are extending work from home. My workplace extended to at least May 15, Amazon has extended to Oct!

Same. My government is trying to reopen in the coming weeks yet they created a committee to ensure we don't come back.

Going to pick up SPY140p for July and August. Market is fake and gay

you will be frustrated

SPY 240P 5/15 are going to print so much cash you'll be able to stack it to the fucking moon.

>140 in July/Aug
The market is fake and gay but even thats a bit extreme bro.

and you'll have a reality of buckshot blown in your face pretty soon. god bulls are insufferable

Sell in may and go away.
I'm loaded up on puts as well.

kek, thanks for that user

Bros, I’m worried about Monday.

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When markets are red, your tongue should salivate

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I'm optimistic. Boris is gonna start relaxing social distancing measures soon.

>Top 10 holdings
>Frontline (FRO) 85%
>Cash 15%

Um, hello, is this the GONNA MAKE IT department?

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Rate my 3 stock portfolio for the long term, lads.

When Unilever is 5k I might start buying something else.

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Huh
No

OXY calls
Beyond meat Short
I'm seriously considered ng shorting every tanker there is while longing wti

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Same here

On one hand- Economy back open

Other hand- Economic damage, market correction?

If I know thing, market corrections generally happen on a Monday....the most uncertain day of the week.

Hold onto to your panties.

Is there any difference between call flys, put flys and iron flys in terms of pl profile?

Peloton is accidentally tailor made for today's world

monday will be blood red

RTX earnings Thursday, bros.

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>Shake Chack
>Disney
>Beyond Meat
>Shopify
>CVS
>GM
>Pay Pal
>Square
>Moderna
>ABInBev
>Viacom
>Hilton
>Seaworld
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD

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For puts.

fuck I've been moving my lawn over the past couple hours and I'm still only halfway done. At least it's not too hot out (and I have lemon lime gatorade on ice)
If I could have bought a smaller house with a smaller lawn I would have
remember, gatorade is just one of the great subsidiaries of Pepsico (PEP)

this weeks' earnings are super boring compared with last week

Honestly I don't expect much.

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RE
MIN
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Why?

Futures: Blood Red

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Damn, I keep forgetting that Zynga still exists
>shopify, GM, lyft on the same day
OH LAWRDY
>JBLU on Thursday
Please get a little bit of a bump so I can finally be rid of my airline bags.

Plz short tankers. Need fuel for a squeeze

I'm so sorry

>ctrl+f
>no GALT
>no SNSS
>no TMDX
Will you guys ever make it?

Pls long tankers , late party retards like you deserve to loose everything

There's never been a serious recessionary event that hasn't had a bust, a bounce, and an even deeper crash.

Bust? Check. Bounce? Check. Crash? Around the corner, maybe this week.