Tfw can't steal from Walmart anymore because of all the extra security there

>tfw can't steal from Walmart anymore because of all the extra security there
Now where will I get my free Skullcandy headphones and car batteries!? FUCK YOU WALMART

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just wait till the rona passes

How do you shoplift and not get in trouble?

its fucking easy, be fast and dont get caught

Act like you own the place

One time i wanted to ask an employee where their shopping baskets were and the nearest was front door security, so i approached him while holding onto some items and he looked the OTHER WAY as if he was going to let me walk outside with what I held. he was surprised i just wanted to ask him a question

Do it on plain sight. You'll be surprised how oblivious retail workers are

One I remember from years ago was this hispanic girl with a stroller that had just packed the bottom full of shit she was stealing, then she just walked out right as an old lady was walking out with her cart, and the retarded greeter just checked the older lady's receipt without even looking at the obvious thief.

Most places they dont even attempt to stop thieves anyways due to them being liable if their employees injure the thief.

Front-end manager at a grocery chain, shoplifting is easy. Most medium sized stores have policies that prevent us from touching you (privately owned jew stores you're liable to get shot, large chains have dedicated asset protection teams), so you can literally just ignore us asking you to stop and walk out the door.
Yep, all of our cashiers are 16-18 year old drug addicts with no motivation, and management is usually too busy to notice what every person is doing. As long as you don't look and act ratchet, you won't draw an eye.

When I was still employed in retail, we had a guy full on BOLT through the front doors in the most obvious way imaginable with a high end toothbrush in hand. Our store had a zero-tolerance confrontation policy, so there wasn’t really much we could have done

We're not allowed to touch thieves, but I love following them into the parking lot and filming them freak out and tape over their license plate.

Also in agreement with a lot of the anons saying no touch policy. i was shopping at a ross around christmas and these people would grab duffle bags off the display and load up with whatever shit they wanted, even though it was all alarmed. they would WALK out and laugh at the security who was just watching because of these cucked rules

whats the stock loss for coffee grinders?

We don't have any self-serve dispensers at our store, so zero.

>all these people who steal just because they want to
>not having a sense of moral integrity, even if no one is around to catch/judge you

disgusting.

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its easy asf
three people
1 walks in and fills up hopping trolley with resalable or ordered items. peruses as a normal shopper until the 'moment'.
when 1 is ready he walks toward the swing entry gates.
2 walks toward the swing entry gate activating them at the correct time so 1 pushes the full trolley through the opening gates.
3 walks buy at the correct time to collect trolley in motion and walk it swiftly but casually through to the car park where trolley is unloaded.
THIS WORKS. but dont do it because its bad. Educational purposes only.

When I worked at Walmart we had one guy come in at 2am and ask for some games, so the cashier walked him up to the front where he grabbed the games and ran when she was ringing him up. Cashier came over the intercom panicking so we thought somebody was dying, everybody ran up front just in time to see him walk back in and ask if he could have his car keys back because his dumb ass left them at the register. Goes from 1 witness to 20, and our manager was already in the parking lot on the phone with the cops giving his plates before he even got back to the car with the keys, and the cops were on him by the time he pulled out of the parking lot.

I know thieves are mostly retarded, but you would think they would just run off instead of going to one of the easiest things they can be tracked by.

Taking from mega corps is not stealing. It is a form of reprisal. Go ask the Walmart lady with her 400million mega yacht in Monaco if she gives a f about u. She is part of the machine that is robing us all.

before it begun shutting down i always felt the easiest score would be a gamestop. bring in a luggage case and just pack it with all the $80+ video games. and maybe have them activate the gift cards to resell online under different, untraceable accounts

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ngl this is how I always felt since I was a teenager and even now I have difficulty refuting the argument that it's okay to steal from a megacorp like Walmart

Most supermarkets know some people will shoplift up their prices just a little bit so they won't lose profit. It's not even stealing at this point.

in this case playing devil’s advocate just makes you stupid, there is no moral negative stealing from big business

You don't get it and it's not worth explaining to you. You're already lost.

It's a matter of holding yourself to a personal standard that you consider above you. Even if you could get away with something easily, it is important to develop the character trait of doing what is right and only you knowing if you did.

nigger

>stealing from a ross
How much of a stupid nigger do you have to be to STEAL worthless off-brand garbage?

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VERY stupid, you can tell these future astronauts are going to be trouble when you can smell them before you can see them

tips i do, keep things in hand, when going to pay for something. pocket the things in hand when you are going to reach pocket.

when buying grocerys here in cali. put expensive items in reusable bag. dont bring out bag.

i do it every time. with meat or maple syrup of something over 10 dollars.

or in home depot just open items in the shelves and pocket them.

this month i stole about 80 dollars of merchandise not much but i get a kick out of it.

what color is your skin

>look at me I'm a good person because I give my money to multi billionaires that killed America
I get where you're coming from though. I'd never steal from a man and pop shop. But mega corperations are soulless and literally evil. I have no sympathy for taking
that is what should be 75% cheaper

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shit colored

Nah, you're just selfish and coping so you don't actually think you're doing anything wrong.

>yeah I steal BUT...

There's 0 doubt in my mind that your poor ability to maintain any sense of ethics when you can't get caught bleeds into your personal life and you do pretty bad things regularly.

>16-18 year old drug addicts with no motivation
As if being a front end supervisor takes any motivation or puts you above anyone. You're just another wagecuck like us, except that you yourself are a nigger because you act like you're any better
*dont care
why would we care that you're stealing from our store? especially if we work at a store owned by a huge corporation. They dont pay us shit, dont recognize our hard work AND dont even bother to make any incentive to try to stop shoplifters.

they have to try to justify it somehow or they'd have to accept the fact that they've completely failed as a human being

At least you're sane. This nation really is coming apart, huh? Destroy societal cohesion and you're left with a bunch of sociopaths coping that they aren't sociopaths.

Keep being honest to yourself.

sometimes i think security just let me get away with it.

sometimes i even just put big heavy items under my cart and act like i forgot about it. last one being a power inverter from lowes that cost 150 dollars

one time i got drunk when to home depot. took the barcode of something that cost 2 dollars and taped it to a top of the line fancy garbage disposal that costs 300 dollars and went to the self check out. i paid really fast got the recept and walked out. sadly the alarm rang because the box had a fucking sensor. i didnt even look back or stopped no one came to get me, i parked my car really far anyways just in case that happened and they wanted to check my plates.

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>white hispanic