Going to prison

Depends on where you will go and the country you're in.

Prisons are full of cool based people nowadays, chances are you'll make friends for life with likeminded sociopaths.

Free food, free accommodation, and depending on where you are you can even have free uni and other studies.

Read books, exercise, do sport, play chess, meet all walks of life.

dont need an answer, samefag
>i remember this fucking pedo cripple
saged again faggot prajeet

Be specific cunt.

>Prisons are full of cool based people nowadays
This is actually true OP.
Just learn how to read stupid people and play on the sidelines of conflicts.

Don't go into gambling debt because you're limited on how much you can respectably earn while locked up.

Also my first time I got heckled for not standing up straight and speaking like a man.
You need to have self respect to a ghetto tier level because you're playing a different social game.

>Claiming samefag on a board with ID's
>Like id even want to change ID's for this shitty thread
>Assuming i'm some other user that you're already mad at

Are you on your period twat?

Don't ever act like jail is getting to you

if anyone asks how you doin?
you say, "doin time like a mufucka" and then do some stairwell pullups or pace a couple laps

OP
>context user fuck your reading comprehension
fucking niggers man

Thanks, that's encouraging to hear user
I've been binging on prison movies and it scared the shit out of me. Is it true you have to join a gang for protection? I'm white, but a bit swarthy due to my Italian mom, I don't think skinheads would accept me

Are you hammered? You're so angry that you don't make any sense.

kek
>muh angers grrrrr

in jail probably not in prison maybe you will
I was cool with some mexican kids and older white meth guys in jail
nobody has any issues beyond some aggressive merchanting cookies and doritos at "chow"

You're so retarded that you can't even click the right post

I won't post details here, it's just some nigger tier shit that went wrong. It was not shoplifting

people in jail were so bored they were snorting antidepressants because the schizos refused to take the pills prescribed to them
One mexican kid who was funny as shit tilted his bunk like a leanto on the floor so he could masturbate in "privacy"
Another mexican kid was on meth and was arrested for chopping down a telephone pole lol

If you're going to be in there a while the NFL is legit
My pod had a weekly pickem pool

take your meds

grrr
such anguh

show hands janny

If I get myself prescribed some psych meds like Xanax and then resell the pills inside, could that make me any money? Or is everyone doing that already?

I don't think benzo prescriptions are continued in jail
I had an ativan script and actually went jail for xanax possession and I couldn't get anything.

> non-violent property crimes
Nigger

Be sure to bring lube with you whenever you go in case Tyrone shows up and he's in the mood.

>How can I profit from this?

If I were you I'd worry about relaxing my gag reflex first