MBA thread

The company that's been paying for my MBA has just made it very clear that there won't be any pay rises or promotions this year or next. The only reason I did the thing was to get into sr management. What else can I actually do with this meme degree?

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Sauce?

GM at a local bank branch
GM at Pizza Hut
GM at Walmart
Pretty much GM at some small business or single location of a largish one.

If you were doing something worthy of promotion then there is no reason why you wouldn't be able to go and negotiate a promotion.
But that's a pretty big fucking *if*, and we both know you're doing the exact same job with the same responsibilities as before without seeking higher responsibility.

I've gotta make it bros....

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Shut the fuck up

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Depends. Is it from a real school, or a cheesy sausage mill?

thats a guy.

I'm just saying the guy I replaced in my current role had an MBA. I have a HS diploma.

Female anus too close to the vagina

Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

imagine not being a double dipper

Imagine the smell

It's mid tier

God i fucking love asian women

>mid

No such thang. It's either top ranked vs the rest.

As someone who has children probably as old as you, I can tell you an MBA is a rather decent resume builder and over the next decade or so, as a white man in any business capacity it will be the equivalent to a diversity hire who only has a Bachelors degree (or sometimes less)...yes its that bad for white men out there. If you're not a white guy, congrats on not being a low IQ simp groid femme.
If the company you are with requires you to pay it back with time, serve your time and re-eval after time; if not keep the job you have for at least another year until this market sorts itself out and good luck.

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WE NEED THE FUCKING SAUCE!

Reverse search just comes up with "Asian Sissy Slut".

Plz sit on my face

Source: ggu.bbu on Instagram

Dumb Korean slut

nothing. unless it was heavy mis or data science you wasted your time.

what is elite to most people? I'm at a top-20 US school...

even better.

it is meant to be close, that way it's easier to quickly move your tongue back and forth between asshole and pussy so you can blend flavours of pussy juice, piss, blood and shit together for the best test.

Oh good God, Asian girls with hips and ass make my freak flag fly.

Speak the name of this jism prism. Relate to me the moniker of this secretion creature. Make plain the Jane of this vein crane.

whoa...that's a cute maid too

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yea unfortunately unless you run your own business the corporate world treats white men like niggers. you have to be socially graceful and have exceptional credentials to make it. do i have the solution not really. well other than the final solution

Top 10 > Everything else (including university of phoenix)

ggu.bbu on instagram

Okay, then it's in 'the rest' category

an MBA consists of literally business 101 type classes.

I did half of one and stopped. Moved to a master's in CS for AI and ML. Same difference tho.. at least it's technical and not faggy overpriced business courses that you can learn in a few hours.

> Taco Bell store manager, 100K/yr
Gotta manage beaners, niggers and poor people (redundant I know) but still worth the pay

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