FIGHTER PILOT

>Yes, given that high chances are you'll never actually get to fly and you'll just do random bullshit in the air force
Yes, you can. I can get that guaranteed before I go to OTS you faggot. Stupid NEET.

I like studying and learning. I got the aviation autism because of reading physics books. I'm tired of going to university, simp central though. And medical roasties are the worst.

>As a fighter pilot? Better off sticking to medicine.
Maybe, I'd go back to med school after flying for Uncle Sam. Maybe, I can start a business. I have investors who are interested in a product I've been working on.

Fuck bros, I just don't want to live a bug life.

Just buy link with your student loan like the rest of ust.

I already have a make it stack fren

RIP noble brrrrrt plane you will forever be missed

I had that thought once then I remembered I’m nearsighted

You’re not gonna make it as a pilot if you can’t study. Studying is 90% of job of being a fighter pilot.

If you join the air Force they'll put you through multiple eye/ear exams that only about 40% pass. If you don't you'll end up a mechanic and that doesn't pay well.

>multiple eye/ear exams that only about 40% pass
This is what I have trouble finding information about. Why do so many people fail? I know pilots can be 20/70 or less

>Am I retarded?
Yes

Why

This, I’ve heard the classes are very, very tedious and the competition within the program itself is extremely bad. OP will probably end up as a cook like all the other fools who got suckered in.

>This, I’ve heard the classes are very, very tedious and the competition within the program itself is extremely bad. OP will probably end up as a cook like all the other fools who got suckered in.
My IQ is over 150. Cope harder brainlet. I'm just thinking if there's any ways to live a more based life.

>becoming a ZOGbot and fighting for the Jews

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>I like studying and learning. I got the aviation autism because of reading physics books. I'm tired of going to university, simp central though.
I like learning but can't sit still to study. My mind is too restless to focus on a book even though I want to. I need to do something exciting.
>And medical roasties are the worst.
I've had this hunch but why?
Oh fuck me then. There's no winning is there. I'm just going to be an overnight janitor. No studying and can do something therapeutic. Might be comfy.

Just join the airforce and request pilot. You will have many tests to pass and some are outside your control like sitting height/eyes and such but right now nearly every aviation squad across all the branches are undermanned. They are almost accepting anyone these days they are so desperate. Also you dont need to necessarily join the airforce to fly. Army has warrant officers for helicopters, navy and marines and planes and copters on aircraft carriers too. Figure out which one is best for you. Air force is hardest to get into by the way.

>My IQ is 470
>Gonna enlist the army of Israel and go do as I'm told, no questions ask
wew lad
you really are a brainiac

go to medschool and then join the reserve/guard as a flight surgeon, just do both

>I've had this hunch but why?
They have a mother's messianic sense of purpose but competence of a wheelchaired Downie. This doesn't make for a good work environment in high stress situations.

>muh ZOG
who fucking cares? I'm just trying to have some ebic fun in my 20s

sounds dull

i read into it but i'm too old and my eyesight is too shit for it. i think reservists fly as much or more than active duty but i could be wrong.

Look into trade school maybe? If not then just go find a good company and work your way up through the ranks until the pay is good or you get a good position.

Less of a fighter pilot and more of a bomb small rural villages nigger.

>I'm just trying to have some ebic fun in my 20s
>selling your race and country for a few years of 'ebic' fun

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Okay, what should I do instead then?

You also need a 4 year degree as a prerequisite for flying in nearly all of those, I’m assuming OP doesn’t have that.

dont do it if you dont have any prior flying experience and arent passionate about it

you'll wash out, military will take all the fun out of flying

I washed out as a navigator trainee, thought they would train me from 0 hours and provide a fostering environment to learn, I was wrong

I'm accepted to medical school retard. I'm graduating with my 4 year degree in two weeks.

>provide a fostering environment to learn
that's your fault for being retarded

>dont have any prior flying experience
Lmao, don't believe this

>I’m really smart but do bad in school cause it’s just so boring.
>I could be a doctor cause of my big brain, but might want to be a brainlet pilot cause it’s so easy and fun.
>maybe I’ll start my own business instead cause I’m have investors lined up for my idea
>in reality, I’ve never actually produced anything of value or accomplished anything difficult, and am larping on an anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum to distract myself from crushing mediocrity

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Seethe harder

I was a lieutenant in the Air Force, you?

Are you one of those idiots who plays call of duty and thinks that they should join the military as a sniper

Can you absolutely not get through college? If I were you I’d just stomach through it user, it’s the safest choice. Plus if you join the military they’ll probably treat you like shit and you’ll still have to go to college afterwards. You’ll be much more restricted, just enjoy the college life and fuck bitches and be free.

You're competing with trust fund kids that have been flying since 14 and have government connections. Won't ever happen. You can go commercial if you want 40k/y starting pay.

Dude fucking go back, nobody cares. Nigger.

I'm graduating in two weeks, where did this meme come from that I haven't done any schooling?

>I was a lieutenant in the Air Force, you?
You washed out. There's plenty of people who become pilots who didn't have any previous flying experience.