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>The founder of Crescat Capital says the stock market is about to suffer another plunge.
>Kevin Smith draws parallels between the S&P 500’s April recovery and the Dow’s short-lived “relief rally” in 1930.
>The hedge fund bear warns this is your “last chance to sell” before the market begins the next leg of its prolonged crash.

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God I can only hope. I want to buy a house at the end of this and I'm in an exceedingly recession-proof job (healthcare), so I should be fine

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Always do the opposite of what Zig Forums says

Biz is absolutely euphoric about the halving. So is all of crypto YouTube. So is the mainstream media.

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This is bullish

you actually believe this jew? A FUCKING HEDGE FUND MANAGER

>>Kevin Smith draws parallels between the S&P 500’s April recovery and the Dow’s short-lived “relief rally” in 1930.
How the hell do these people take themselves seriously or expect anyone else to do so

thanks i just sold everything

>Sell all your shit goy so we can buy in cheap

Most people on Zig Forums are bullish.

They say this shit on the week end
Fucking cocksuckers

Bullish about Oil, Tankers, Airlines, Cruise lines, and UAVs lmao

Is it a wonder why SOME of the people on BIZ made it?

>jew hedge fund manager desperately tries to invoke a mass selloff with bald faced lies so he can buy stocks for cheap

hmm, really gets those synapses firing.

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Always do the opposite of the jews

Money manager who profits if the market collapses tells people that they need to sell their shares to make the market collapse

lol

>Biz is absolutely euphoric about the halving
no, we know that short term is gonna be hard
GBR will start in 2021

it's a conspiracy pushed by those with put options

Buy SQQQ.

and these idiots are expecting some major mooning straight away.

Likelihood is it'll break $16k some time next summer and will have quite the crash and crab between now and then.
Maybe peaking around 12k in next few weeks before hovering at 6k-8k for many months.

literally always happens like that too but it still shakes people out.

>CNBC counter trading indicator says BUY

Ok, now it's confirmed bearish

>implying a hedge fund will ever tell you what to do
remember mid march when they knew the market was going to crash? they sold for months silently and didn't say shit, so if they tell you to sell, you should probably buy more

>compares bitcoin to tulip mania
>price goes goes anywhere from 20% to 70% of ATH for the next few years

>lets compare a stock market recovery to another event that happened 100 years ago

i think its interesting how people always make retarded predictions so if they turn out to be right they can remind everyone themselves but if its wrong they run a very low chance of being called out on it

Hedge fund manager? LOL. That's like placing bets because the dealer at the blackjack table tells you "Hey, you might win!"

Fucking /biz babbies, lol.

You mean the guys who bought tens of millions in 6/1 SPY 250 puts last week? They'll crash the market with their weight as they execute this coordinated pull out.

If it dumps I’ll buy more. If it pumps I’ll be good. Get fucked, I’ve got so much dry powder faggot nig

the first 4 will be up 100% minimum by the end of the year. i made almost a grand on uavs. sorry you were too stupid to get out before the call :^)

>God I can only hope. I want to buy a house at the end of this and I'm in an exceedingly recession-proof job (healthcare), so I should be fine

You're a retard. If the stock market crashes, the dollar will crash and you won't be able to buy anything.

>i made almost a grand on uavs

Wow, just wow, A GRAND!!
Where's your jetpack, Zuckerberg?

>If the stock market crashes, the dollar will crash and you won't be able to buy anything.

Not in relation to everything else if it's a worldwide recession/depression, which it will be

up 100% EOY he says

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