Indoor rancher general

how my fellow indoor ranchers doing today?

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i'd do this just so i can pay and watch some wagie clean it up

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Im still on ducks and chicken level lad, keep it up say hi t ok Dolly

Imagine the smell

This looks like my dead grandmas house, except she had like 60 chickens goats and cats in her house

Kek based

The Jew fears the indoor cattle rancher

I clean and fix up rental houses

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woah is that real?

Imagine the smell. Are y’all faggots seriously raising livestock, sea life, and water foul in your fucking homes and apartments?

I source my meat from the local apartment complex
What, you get your meat from FARMS?

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what the fuck is wrong with you

How do I get started?
I live in an apartment on the 3rd floor, is that a limiting factor?

Maximum Kek OP. Best post I have seen up here in a long time.

go to local farm and purchase calves
>I live in an apartment on the 3rd floor, is that a limiting factor?
not at all

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High IQ and based OP

Any tips for someone just getting started? I pass this house to work every day with goats out front, and I figured another bonus to indoor ranching is that no one can see your stolen animals. Should I try to find a bail of hay a farmer left out, or can the goat just eat dog food or something?

that cat is so fucking awesosme

LOL *

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beat me to it

invest into cows
trust me

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It's hard to steal a cow. Cattle rustling doesn't sound like a beginner's game. If I'm going to live the agrarian lifestyle I figure I can only do it properly by not paying for anything. Self-reliance and all that. Getting back in touch with the wild roots of man.

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That's a bull

Jesus H Fuck. I mean shrimp and maybe ducks and shit like that until they’re a certain size, but that’s animal cruelty to stuff fucking cattle in a bathroom while it lays in its own shit day in and out without room to stretch its legs or even fresh air to breathe.

no way

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what about pigs?

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Lol you don't even have your cows potty trained, what a sorry operation. I have 3 Hereford in a studio apartment and I barely notice them now.

they should do this to every airbnb

anyone got futures on this? gonna stick around or better to just short it?

where do get cow diapers??
google how to get cow diapers? ??

That pig looks comfortable and actually has space at least.