/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

wow what a CUTE and WONDERFUL manga
it would be so nice to get a gorgeous loving wife just by beeing yourself, wouldn't it now

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medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.27.20081893v1

Holy grail of papers for anyone modeling second wave probabilities.

Lol fucked AF drone operator once and 5 guys in her unit already killed themselves lmao don’t be a bitch. If you cant handle COD

Too late for that unless there’s a new catalyst imo.

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Stop getting my hopes up

"I'm a fat fuck with a below average IQ with no skills whatsoever. I'm a literal mouthbreather that is only good for plugging coordinates into a computer for the drone to fly to. This is the only way I can help the nation."

>I want two nothing burgers please
>hold the coke

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Okay here's what's going to happen tomorrow
FRO is going to moon and I'm going to get rich
TVIX will go up a bit to help some anons in the threads
RTX drops to 58 so I can buy in
I'm thinking NET is fucked
MVIS will spike because it's another pump and dump so get in under .50 and hold til it's 2.50
And CUNNY goes to an all time high

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omg the numbers are going up

I wish I had bought moar.

SNIB SNAB I'M THE THETA CRAB

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>drops to 1.71% on the futures
>rebounds but stays stuck at -1%

Benis

BOBOS, IT'S TRYING TO BREAK PAST -1% !!!!!!

>hold the coke
thats the only reason i'm here

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Really? I went to Afghanistan twice as a combat medic and out of everybody I met you in my 4 years, I only met 2 people with legit PTSD. One was a medic whose platoon got wiped out Vietnam style and the other unironically had an RPG round stuck in his chest after some retard muj shot it at him inside of a building so it didn’t travel far enough to arm.

Anyway, was the drone chick hot?

Well bobos, this is your chance. I'm not too impressed with this early showing tbhfams. Your big red opening salvo is getting snibbed.

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FEDS desperately trying to pump it before open tomorrow.
Markets will still be blood red.

just passing by during this quarantine to say that Knives Out was unironically a good movie if you are looking for something new to watch :D

very original and high IQ post, thank you for this

Is value investing dead?
Must hurt to have over 10 years of consistent underperformance, good thing I'm S&P500 gang.

What's the best way to kill yourself?

You guys find any corporate debt that looks good yet?

Oh man... Akko looks like this?
Now I have to consider watching the series.

Killed them selves... to escape drone life? We’re they fucking her too?

Damn those are perfect.

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>muh feds
Nitrous oxide

is the tech bubble about to burst?

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TSLA options

Coronavirus

>best
In terms of entertainment value or environmental friendliness?

crash it

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Everyone, post your
>he bought
memes

Any debt rn is bad. What company would be able to afford to pay off their debt after weeks of lockdown?

When I look at the Shopify stock I want to vomit.

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alcohol poisoning

I bought at the top again

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All in USO

Teen prostitutes at age 75

yikes

>3x leveraged ETFs

You get what you fucking deserve.

Expect a large dump in the next 10 mins

>he bought the top???

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