What's the cheapest way to kill yourself?
What's the cheapest way to kill yourself?
Michael Cooper
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Nathaniel Scott
choking to death on bbc
Jason Jackson
plastic bag on head, a belt, a pair of pants in lieu of a belt. if none of those, do a flip
Carter Gonzalez
Suicide by cop.
I'm going for the "car accident" approach though so my wife can collect on my insurance.
James Richardson
>caring about saving money right before death
Peak capitalism right here gentlemen
Isaac Brown
I'm just planning ahead because my life savings is in crypto
Parker Martin
dont do it fren
Jonathan Rivera
Why shouldn't he?
Adam Price
Don’t do it
Please
Justin Brooks
If I don't make it this year I have no choice because I'll have no more money left
Ayden Sanchez
By cutting off your pee pee.
Carter Lopez
take out the biggest loan you can and buy whatever you want and can afford, if youre living to die then debt doesnt matter anymore and you can finally start living
Josiah Taylor
what about no pants, plastic bag on head and do a flip? seems cost effective and might just work for op.
Caleb Williams
Stick your head in a barrel of oil and try to breath.
Brayden Cook
allowing nature and old age to take its course
Alexander Ward
say the n word in the hood, homie
John Campbell
don't eat
literally $0 and doesn't even require you to do anything
Jaxson Johnson
Stop caring so much about money you pathetic kike brainwashed slave. There are literally billions of people who aren't rich but live happy lives.
Christian Wilson
they put up nets on the golden gate bridge for jumpers. facebook live yourself jumping off the bridge onto the net, live, then apply for SSI because confirmed depression. showing that to any court room or judge will approve you. then you get neet bucks for life
Carson Collins
> "But user, I am an N word!"
Logan Ortiz
bumping for interest
Lucas Miller
No I mean I'll completely run out of money
Jose Foster
No way.
So don't do it.
Because I love you frien
Jason Adams
Don’t kill your self.
William Lopez
>the n word
you mean nigger? i think op is looking for something relatively painless, not being beaten to death by a murderous ape that can't control it's feral rage.
Kevin Morales
This is why all warehouses should be 100% automated and run by robots. This kind of shit would never happen and it would save a lot of money too.
Elijah Hill
what you holding?
Liam Diaz
btc eth and link but I have no faith that any of them will take off again
Owen Wood
Oh you have link, you'll be fine.
Don't worry anons, you can move along he'll be fine in 12-24 months.
Go drink a big glass of water and maybe go for a walk user.
Want a free computer game?
Jordan Rodriguez
I only have 1k link so I'm probably not going to make it
Brandon Thomas
Well you ain't dead, which means you can wage cuck for more while you wait for it to go up.
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Liam Lee
No wagecucking is worse than death and I'm never going back
Ayden Williams
Jumping off something tall probably. Jumping is free. As long as it's free getting ontop of the tall thing, you can kill yourself with literally zero cost
Carson Powell
Same fren, it's ok the next year is going to suck but were all going to get blow jobs from big titty anime gfs in the Cayman islands one day I promise
Andrew Anderson
user, jumping off a tall building or cliff is free.
Wyatt Martin
Aww come on user, not all jobs are terrible.
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Nathan Walker
>pic
That way
Amateur
Michael Roberts
That's going on your performance review, goy.
Levi Green
>Thinking wage jobs will be widely available anytime soon
L-O-L