/smg/ Stock Market General

The crab edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/g/209519/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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Kys tripfag

Nth for fuck futureniggers, fuck pajeets and FUCK BVLLS

>has one year to live
>wears diapers
>dumps it

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>just got trumpbux apparently on Friday
Oh baby. I think its time for some RISKY PLAYS

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Gonna sell Ford puts tomorrow

after you post the video of you killing your self i will follow suit.

Asymptomatic means healthy

How long will the next crash last?

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i kinda put him into a bad contractual agreement, fucked him so bad that he has to think further than kys to make his point... its ok... dude is literally barking at the wrong tree... he's probably in rough shape and takiing some stress relieve telling me to kill my self... thats fine I kinda like to be that guy and he can blame me all he wants.

>long term investing?
>yes, as in for as long as I remain alive minus a few years

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A reminder from last thread, Michigan boomers voluntarily culling themselves

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ASX200 is up. It’s all over. Pack it up boys.

I don't see any 80 year olds, t.b.h.

>worst girl
well... okay

bet you $20 he lives another 3 years at least
>absolutely seething

we wont get the usual burst from summer you're expecting look longer horizon... shit's super fucked riight now, and recovery will take us through election cycle... it's super bad.

You’re running out of time to make peace with your losses, mumus.

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Good sign for TSX. Good night everybody.

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>alive minus a few years
HOLY SHIT HE'S GOING FULL BUSINESS LICH, I KNEW IT

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did you listen to him yesterday? dude is looking out for the busniess and longevity... you're just a fucking coomer doomer, or zoomer, and everything he said went strait over your head.

Come on JBLU, rally just a little bit more. Your bags are so heavy. Survive Buffett until earnings this week.

I'm just joking. Relax. I don't own airlines, not even Air Canada which is constantly going bankrupt regardless of fake cold pandemics.

They died on their way to the rally

if you had 1 place one chip to place anywhere on the world map... america is the place to invest in.

kek

Are you inebriated? You seem to be having a lot of trouble typing tonight desu

1) Yeah like I said, rotting from within. consuming until there's nothing left.
2) That's true to a degree. If the US can't pay it's debts the faith in the dollar crumbles. American economy shrinks.
3) Yeah but who hates America and has the second biggest army in the world? (China has the 3rd).
>Like anybody wants a large-scale war
Economic domination is modern century warfare.

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is this really what baggie looks like?

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thats trump, high on copium

Look at that brain.

Baggie has posted pictures before. That isn't him.

ive had at least 10 drinks already. but i did plant 4 grape viines and im tired but im just sitting so im ok.. i have food i can eat but im not hungry... damn i'm so spoiled... ii have everthing riight here and when i want something i do iit, so fucking easy.

just a reminder literally all those people will be fine.
just a reminder that if you hate people more than you want them to be healthy, the corona virus is a projection of your own shit soul

Actually I’m going to sell a CSCO put instead.

that's not me.... i'll post my cock and get banned again.. i've done it before...

Is he related to those infinifats who make youtube videos about stuffing their faces with marshmallows

That forehead, same energy

>oh no, 1/200 people who get the disease in that crowd will die
based retard

>4/200

Upgrade networks for work at home when lockdown extended.
Might be good idea.

I’m a cryptofag and I was unironically going to check in on a stonkthread for the first time after years because I’m seeing tomorrow’s supposed to be a big day, but realizing there are tripfags on my Zig Forums killed it for me. Going back to where it’s comfy and OPs aren’t the biggest faggots on the planet, even if they’re shilling me a pajeet shitcoin.

it's more like 32k divided by 360k and the death rate is 2.5k and for what?

Don’t care. Open up my favorite restaurant.

k fuck off because of your own isecurities, and fucking ask us agaiin once you grow a pair.

Before you go, TSLA. That company and stock is basically a shitcoin backed by the Elon Musk personality cult.
They don't make money. It'll be super comfy.

I read comments on Facebook, StockTwits and investing.com and all these normies are still bearish. I am sorry to say, but your stock collapse isn't coming until July or August. You need a real shock event to start the dominoes and the earnings, everyone knows earnings will be bad.

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USA has never had a problem paying their debt, and they cycle national debt at an average of 4 fucking years, which is very fast compared to the rest of the world.

Unironically I believe this Chinese Crash will lead to China's collapse. They've been so obsessed with overtaking America in GDP that they've resorted to Enron-style fuckery, which is going to majorly bite them in the ass while the global economy pumps the breaks. Speaking debt, China's total debt is literally 300% of GDP in 2019. Their economy was already borrowing on the margin of the margin so they could try to meet Xi's goal of GDP growth by 2020. Even if they recover much faster than the west, their export economy is reliant on a healthy western economy for growth.

China deliberately allowed the Shanghai Shivers to spread internationally before containment because they didn't want to be the only ones suffering economically. This will bite them in the ass just like when Mao wanted to exterminate the sparrows, which lead to an overwhelming population of locusts who ate all the grains and lead to one of the greatest famines in history.

dude why are you shilling tesla? fuck dude, what ever.... i mean we know im going to buy one my deposit is there...