You don't want to lose your job that pays less than employment. The executive team with have to cut their bonus to the low 6 figures if you don't get back soon!
Back to work wagie!
Chase Miller
James Kelly
Xavier White
What’s her argument? The only advantage working had for me was healthcare. I’m making more for less work right now and dumping most of it into ETH.
Bentley Foster
I swear on the Throne of Tutankhamen I will make these people slaves like they did to us
Grayson Ross
Nobody in my state has even received a unemployment check yet, the system is so backed up. Currently on week 6 since I filed.
Jace Gray
Youd be surprised how normies get when they have nothing to do at home all day except meme and shitpost on the internet.
But the smart thing to do here would be to remain offocially unemployed and do jobs under the table
Jordan Rivera
What retard wrote that? Those are shit reasons for wagies to return to work.
John Campbell
Trumpbux isn't UI.
Jonathan Foster
you must've fked up, people got their checks this week
Henry Robinson
Ordered some Vietnamese food to your Lyft driver. Thanks OP, he must be hungry!
Owen Gonzalez
Never working ever again
Jeremiah Campbell
No, it's the system. They're estimating another 12 weeks before regular payments start here.
Christian Morgan
the only reason i can imagine is avoiding a Cv gap
Carson Bailey
this is a great opportunity for society to massively cull the dead weight. eventually we can put them into camps, with the promise of free food + boarding.
good times.
Lincoln Jones
>but you may regret staying home from work later.
I'll take my chances.
Connor Murphy
just make shit up. also its fucking corona lockdown, you have an actual excuse.
Chase Cox
I'M LITERALLY MAKING $1250 A WEEK OFF UNEMPLOYMENT LMAOOOOOOOOO
Andrew King
What is this? A throne for ants!
Easton Cruz
wtf for real? thats clown tier, or maybe im just poor
Kevin Barnes
yes but only since the past few weeks
before that it was $710 a week
it's also based off your previous job salary (mine was $100k)
Ryder Hernandez
>it's also based off your previous job salary (mine was $100k)
Ours is capped at state minimum wage ($9.80/hr). I was making 115k before this.
Liam Hughes
um HELLO???? DID SOMEBODY ENSHRINE YOUR CORPSE IN THE BASED CHAMBER????
Gavin Barnes
>tfw I will never be able to get gibs because the normies took it all
The dream is dead... Gotta get ready for work.
Anthony Cooper
Well memed.
Now let's roll doubles
Luis Kelly
what kind of shit state do you live in
Lucas Wright
Got a month's worth of full wage gibs now I'm back. Why the fuck can't I just stay home and get paid i don't wanna get corona
Zachary Wood
Michigan
Carson Williams
yikes sorry dude
move to a coastal city if you can
Asher Wright
>What’s her argument?
I won’t read the article. But I’ll assume the main argument is assurance that your job will remain. That after the Trump bux decreases or disappear, you’re not on welfare.
William Gray
That's pretty much it. Also argued that you might lose healthcare benefits and if you lose the job by not going back to work sooner, you'll be competing for jobs with everyone else in the same position.
Kayden Bennett
I know the concept of consequences triggers zoomers, but he's right. It'll reflect on your cv and barr you from high pay jobs in the future.
You're literally choosing to extinguish the fire from the oven while ignoring that the house that is on fire. An extremely short term solution.
Sebastian Green
How does this even make any fucking sense. Just read what the fuck the headline says lmao. How broken is the world? Unemployment pays MORE than a full time job? Lol
Aaron Jones
No it won't retard. People are losing their jobs.
Jason Bennett
>niggers steal gibs
>polnazis proudly steal gibs
I guess you were the niggers all along
Nathaniel Murphy
>The world is USA
In Norway, a higher limit welfare is about 16-20k NOK. A minimum pay job is about 25-30k NOK
Juan Cook
ima just do ubereats and make some music and play vidya. Universal income gona be a thang
Christian Fisher
Because this is the socialism the government wants. A real socialist system would reward those who work and punish those who do nothing. Instead the working man gets nothing while Jamal makes as much if not more than me because TIMES ARE HARD N SHIEEET
Everyone should be getting that 650 a week, at least a month.
Logan Peterson
>blames Jamal when anons are bragging on making over a grand a week
Pol continues to be THE dumbest board