Bow before your master, post "hail satan" or you will lose 30% of your holdings. Uppity Jesusfags will lose 65%

God never killed anyone who didn’t have it coming to them

hail odin, soon xtian faggot comes

HAIL SATAN. MY KING

hail satan

"God, I recognize that I have not lived my life for You up until now. I have been living for myself and that is wrong. I need You in my life; I want You in my life. I acknowledge the completed work of Your Son Jesus Christ in giving His life for me on the cross at Calvary, and I long to receive the forgiveness you have made freely available to me through this sacrifice. Come into my life now, Lord. Take up residence in my heart and be my king, my Lord, and my Savior. From this day forward, I will no longer be controlled by sin, or the desire to please myself, but I will follow You all the days of my life. Those days are in Your hands. I ask this in Jesus' precious and holy name. Amen."

why did Jesus let a million people get sick with coronavirus?

fuck you. Zig Forums is a christian board.

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Yeah. 100% lol

They're probably from /g/ being cringe again.

ALLAHU AKBAR MUSLIM And proud. STAY POOR NON MUSLIM

I have no idea, some possibilities include: Tough times allow for learning and growth. To give you a break and make you thankful for what you have. Because of people like OP who worship satan.

hail satan

plx make me rich i give you my soul

>Tough times allow for learning and growth. To give you a break and make you thankful for what you have.
I'm sure all the families with dead loved ones are really grateful to Jesus for this vacation. Thanks Jesus!

Jesus ended his days on earth nailed to a cross. He suffered brutality at the hands of Roman soldiers. He was abandoned by his closest friends in his hour of deepest need. Jesus is described in the Bible as, ‘… a man of sorrows and familiar with suffering’ [53:3]. If we bring our suffering to Him today – we don’t come to a God who is aloof or indifferent or distant. We come to someone who really KNOWS and CARES. He GETS IT because He has been there.

>“For what does it benefit a man to gain the world, but lose his soul?”
Sorry senpai, for me, it’s Jesus Christ; the Son of the Almighty God

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Hail Satan
Epic Satanic bread

People get real uncomfortable with Satanists around, makes me feel smug. Normally I'm not a "edgy just to get a rise out of others" kind of person, but I sure do appreciate a good Satanic thread to see the Jesusfootlickers squirm with discomfort. Maybe because I was raised Catholic.

People are uncomfortable around satanists because it makes them cringe. Makes them cringe more when people are smug about hailing the loser angel cast out of heaven.

What the fuck? Why doesn't he just stop it?

heil satan!

God wants us to worship him using our free will. Not force us to. It’s the same with Jesus, he was supposed to be the messiah and wanted humanity to follow him using their free will, to usher in a golden age on earth, but we failed.

His suffering on earth is caused by others and our sins. He suffers intentionally because he loves us and allows us to do what thou will with their free will.

Though he loves us I say you must repent and don’t continue blasphemy against the Holy Spirit or hell awaits you during his 2nd coming.

take away 65%, Jesus for life man

J for Jesus and Freedom

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