/smg/ - stock market general

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>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/prostitution/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

Fuck Warren Buffett.

whats the game for today guys?

I'm buying the dip.

OH NO NO NO

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+190% up on a spy short. sell now or shit dumps more maybe?

Is TLT a good stock for T-bills?

Hang myself in a cheap motel room

FUUUUCK ALL OF YOU. MY OIL KEEPS GOING DOWN.

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concrete roads

I'm still bagholding my -80% puts. Do you want to bet on a retest or not?

The second wave is going to be fun on a bun

SPCE is the equivalent of bringing a Beechcraft Bonanza to a dogfight and SPCE investors are the ones dumb enough to bet on the Beechcraft.

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>$FRO is mooning

What the FUCK is going on?

Holding tvix will switch to gld when we reach March lows. Will buy tvix when we break below march lows.

When do I sell my IV crushed poots? Once VIX breaks ATH?

Do you guys think MVIS will go past $1? I only put $50 in around $45 last week, but im considering going all in at open

What did you buy at? I should have listened to the user that said go all in on vix back when the crash started. I would have made a ton off VIXY

Kids then
>love space, watch all kinds of sci fi and space shows
>dream about the exploration of space that will inevitably happen when I grow up
>overpopulation, pandering to literal shit countries in an attempt to try and bring them up to a higher standard and a financial crisis kills the last shred of hope i have of ever seeing us find something amazing out there

Kids now
>dream about being on a mystery future machine called an 'airplane'
>will never happen because billionaires took their greed one step too far
what the fuck is going on?

>Americans going apeshit about how crazy the market is going to be today
>Meanwhile Euro markets have been ranging since open
This is boring

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Delta 21 dollaridoos premarket

LMAO

MORE DHT

There’re flying copters in Dubai. Basically 3D Uber. Don’t worry people can fly.

based clackposter

DHT is up almost 3%

Can someone explain options like I'm a 5 year old please.

there is no God

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Why did I just get the gut feeling that the oracle of omaha is going to die of corona? Idk why just got the feeling

Playin my Bioshock Infinite copy bought in Gamestore before the opening of blood moon.

*boops nose*
DO NOT TOUCH

>*cunny*
Nice.

A (call) option give you the right, but not the obligation to buy the underlying stock before a certain date (the expiry) at a fixed predetermined price (the strike)

youtube.com/watch?v=1T1pPCwH7a8
DOLLAR COST AVERAGING

>DAL Selloff because Buffet has gone senile and cashed out

bout to buy this dip boys

You say you’ll buy something successful or not. Your order gets value when you’re in the right.

Kek. CNBC pre market winners were 1 unchanged stock and 2 down a couple cents

theocc.com/components/docs/riskstoc.pdf

>everyone expects red
this literally screams for a green day

Have you looked at the pre market, lol

time to get in vix?

Why didn’t you get in when it was sub 180

>RTX sub $60

Fug.

That's what you get for being a war monger.

>Trumpf saying today he’ll build a wall sgainst China
>golden bulls on the rails
Happening soon bros

THE MOONENING HAS BEGUN

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>this volume on delta

People are getting out like it’s on fire lol

Have you watched The Expanse? It's great. It has Asian Space Jeff Bezos as the villain, but the "good guys" are terrorist libertarian space hobos. Earth is a shithole full of brown people living under freeways on basic income and Mars is a Space Prussia tier military state.

Is it a good time to invest in FDX or too soon?

>RTX below $60

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im in United and I cant decide if I should cut my losses or just wait it out. I am a long-term guy so I dunno

Predictions on MVIS top before earnings. I'll start
3$ Wednesday morning.

Sell all my shit but ET and DHT and put it all in DHT. Buy more ET later at a lower price while getting divvy or selling when it pumps due to the divvy to buy in later.

Other than that? Accumulate cash untill it is save to invest again. Which is not for a while I am afraid.

NOT MY HECKIN' PEPERONIES

HYPED! Tomorrow it is earnings time boys. They are eager to get it out there as they had the date later in April, then the 6th and now the 5th.