/smg/ - Stock Market General

Betting against the house edition.
and also, gambling, liquor and prostitution edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/prostitution/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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aaaaaand walaaa my sister married a black guy

Where did all my gains go, bros?

>Betting against the house edition.
From time to time betting against the house is the only winning move

What the FUCK do I invest in bros.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH edition

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reminder

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DHT

My short positions.

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>factory order is expected to be at least -9.7%
Brutal. And even more brutal if it somehow hits even less like -10%

Deez nuts

I give oil all my power to have a nice green day so I can drop them bags! Also I think we need to be patient for a few more days tankerbros.

damn imagine that BBC absolutely destroying that pussy

those don't look similar at all you fucking retard

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Who /TVIX gang/ here?

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holy shit i bought the literal bottom and sold the exact top
this must be how the jews feel like

I only respect cunny and * clack * posters, bros.

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RALLY MY BABY! RALLY

Who here is /comfy/ with their stack of SDS?

I only respect BVLL SVRGE posters bros

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>I only respect cunny
fucking simp

I /tvix gang/ here

already up 7% for the day

I'm financially ruined.

Two most isolationist communist counties Cuba and North Korea are opening their market when the entire world is doing the opposite.

Fixed.

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China needs to be walled off from the rest of the world for a generation.

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL BEARCVCKS BTFO

bear gang only gang

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American, I'm guessing?

>learned to box this past year
>a side effect is also being better at dancing

I am going to bust a move and bust a nut when my TVIX prints me $$$

Based cunnybro

convert to islam and then honor kill her

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What stocks are both cute and funny?

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>tfw didn't sell sp y at 294
>mfw its 280

>aesthetic medical equipment

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RTX

Prediction?
Pain.

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Should have bought TVIX last when when I was spamming the fuck out of it.

Nice trips!

What are we buying?

Doing well so far. Let's see how far this thing dives.

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Are you the guy that bought 3 shares

we are murdering you bullcuck

Liquidate all your investments in companies with dealings in Chyna or you will get what you fucking deserve.

I panic sold my BA, DAL and OIL.
Problem is I only had them for 23 hours and 52 minutes.
I only had 24.750 USD in my account
The SEC armed patrol breached my door, shot me, my wifes dog and me again. I am bleeding out here. I should have never listened to Zig Forums or Warren Buffet.

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Jerome, stop wit da brrrr it's not even cold outside!

Jus giv me hamburaghahh

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Screencap this. We will retest lows in May. Sell now and go away, digits confirm.

>imblying it's a free market
jpow is going to gape you with a dildo made of money