/smg/ - Stock Market General

OH NO BUFFETBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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my energy stocks are fucking pumping

buy at $2790
sell at $2800
repeat until you recover your loss

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HAH

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Made a 100% return at the expense of the casino

I put bricks on a bitch
30 xans off her tits

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FUCKING NASDAQ WTF

Hello based department

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Simple as.

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New into options. Can you really make 3700% profit in an hour just that easily??

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It's over

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For the love of all that is holy
Please don’t let today be a crab day

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Bros I'm so fucking sick of trying to clear out my backlog. Half of these games aren't even fun and they're all 60+ hours long but I feel obligated to finish them so I can mark them off my autistic list.

edit: Oops, wrong board haha

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lmao it's like the casino doesn't even know how to invest longterm

t.bobo

Thats it?

Imagine for a second betting against The United States of America, we have the best companies, the best CEO's, and all around the best people. We have a cabal of elites who guide the world and make sure to keep the retarded poor minorities exactly what they are, Retarded poor minorities.

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imagine not dollar cost averaging through this volatility

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Regained everything I lost on Fridays dump thanks to MVIS today. Just need the market to continue upwards now. Other than MVIS, Im up a whole 0.3% on my stocks so far

>robinhood

This shit is getting annoying...

>The SMCCF is expected to begin purchasing eligible ETFs in early May. The PMCCF is expected to become operational and the SMCCF is expected to begin purchasing eligible corporate bonds soon thereafter. Additional details on timing will be made available as those dates approach.

Start buying or stfu.

CRAMER SAID HE LOVES TESLA ON LIVE AIR

WTF I LOVE MAD MONEY NOW

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>tag/prostitution/

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ACCUMULATE DAL NOW

When there's a reversal and it's pulled out of the temporary bottom it's gonna be easy money

Don't miss out boys

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How long will that take?

THEY BELIEVED THE OLD NUT

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2 years

Now I'm at 21,000%. How do you guys not make money doing this

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BUT BUFFET TOLD ME AIRLINES ARE DOOMED
I SOLD EVERYTHING

Not easily, but yeah options can have insane volatility like that

m8 they could easily go bankrupt

Lmao

The bulls are raping the bears' daughters again

Not even close to the bottom. Are you the polo guy?

RAPE THE BEAR JEROME
RAPE THE FUCKING BEAR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BETTING AGAINST THE FEDS AGAIN, ARE YA?

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>believing a 90 year old diapershitting proto-boomer

just woke up, what should i buy? is SPY goin to rally back

>2020
>taking investment advice from a guy born in 1930
>not taking his own advice we get hammered on nearly everyday of “buying when others are fearful”

This is his parting gift to those of us who actually follow his advice from his younger days.

I really want to be cocky right now, but i must keep it inside.

wtf was that

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This guy gets it.

Damn I really need to learn to trade options.

maybe, but who the hell is buying?

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Not even for a second.

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>Elon spits the truth on Tesla
>hundreds try to report him to the SECX
>Boomer Buffet dumps airline
>everyone shouts "call" "buy" signal
FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET

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>That spread
WEW
.7 asking .05 bidding you aint made any money

TANKER BOYS, WE MUST HOLD THE LINE. THIS IS ONLY TEMPORARY, THEY WILL RISE AGAIN

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Imagine selling the bottom

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No one is buying those contracts lmao. That’s only displaying the average between the ask and the bid. Someone’s asking for way more than that’s worth

>markets rocketing
what the fuck is even happening anymore

why doesn't anyone care
THE LINE IS GOING UP
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOBO HELP ME

Shorts taking some profits. The massacre will resume shortly.

EURN is doing well

Last chance to buy.

It's on the way up.

See you at the top, anons

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO TURN OFF THE PRINTER, T-THEY CANT JUST KEEP ON PRINTING FOREVER I-I-IT WILL CRASH THE ECONOMY

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>He panic sold right before ex-dividend

NGMI

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that's not DHT

High IQ play

Get into MVIS now at 0,87 USD
Put a limit sell order at 1,00 USD

I'm coming back

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Line goes up and only up hehehe...

>TSLA up +4%
LMAO This is fucking insane. Its retail too isn't it?

>bought the bottom
I think I'm gonna make it lads...

Ah I understand now. Thanks

Its so hard.... I dont know how much longer I can take

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NO

USA
S
A

Do you know chinas stimulus plans emphasize ev?

Clownworld huh.

THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE THE FEDS ARE GOING FUCKING INSANE

Bruh, why would they hit a dollar?

I thought MVIS would crash to the .60's, but Im surprised it's actually holding at the high .80's. Sold at .95 but Im starting to think that was a mistake, could actually go mid 1.5's by the end of today.

>oil

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please
earnings....reawaken the bear
FUCK MUMU AND FUCK CRAB

WHY WON'T ZM FUCKING GO DOWN

This is so fucking boring when is the crash?

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should i just buy a SPY put?

>tfw long on lithium ion

>ZOOM +4.48%
who are the fucking retards buying it upwards?

taleb is doing it

You just KNOW

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zoomers

Where's the bear hiding?

Aaaaand just like that, SPY will never go below $280 again

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