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fuck the faggot fed

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/prostitution/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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First for cunny.

Second for cunny.

Rebly do dis bosd wid benis :-DDDD

Daddy buffet lost his chad pass

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nth for SQQQLDERS

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Red canceled.

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I only respect TVIX holders, bros

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cunny!

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Just bought MRO lads

FUCK BULLS
FUCK CRABS
FUCK THE FED
FUCK WARREN BUFFET
FUCK OIL
FUCK TANKERS
and most importantly
FUCK YOU!

who /buyandhold/ here?

STOP BUYING IDIOTS
GO CASH
HOLY SHIT
THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST TIME TO INVEST RIGHT NOW
YOU HAVE A HUGE DOWNSIDE RISK WITH A FUCKING ABYSMALLY TINY CHANCE OF GAINS

Heh, bobo, you thought we were bulls?
Wrong. We're PITBULLS

Anyone think MVIR is going to go back up, already made tiny profit but that one shill kept saying sell Friday

S&P 4000+ this summer

CUUCKSHIRE CUMAWAY -2.5%

FUCK BEARS

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LONGTERM GANG
LONGTERM GANG
LONGTERM GANG
LONGTERM GANG
LONGTERM GANG
LONGTERM GANG

>FUCK YOU!
Yeah? Come try it asshole, come try it with your asshole, you dumb asshole.

I can break even on my TNK stock - Teekay Tankers. Should I get out to break even or hold this until earnings on the 28th?

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I bought some brk.b shares. eventually i'm going to convert the shares into class a stock take what ever tax hit, but have more voting power. I look forward to living this new kind of life.

You mean MVIS? If so, dump it if you’re green.

BASED! BASED!

ABSOLUTELY BASED!!

The next few days will be enjoyable. Bulls keep coping even at a red day.

-0.5% is nothing nowadays. -0.5% tomorrow will be nothing either. Keep the entertainment up shizos

>only -0.6%

is that is bobos?

Fuck the Feds and Fuck Buffet.
Stop fucking with Amerisharts!! No more stimulus?? Fuck you im buying the whole god damn market!!!!!

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Bull arguments
>Feds go BRRRRRRRRR
>Can't bet against america lmao elites would never abandon our economy if it was beneficial to them
Bear arguments
>Fucking everything

Not going to bet against the feds, if Buffet hiding cash under his couch isn't enough to make the market crash nothing is

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based

What is the next PnD like MVIS?

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>please please let me sell my shorts/puts because I shorted the bottom again

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It's sure to hit $4 by Wednesday and I'm selling then

SPY is crabbing, is there any individual stock thats doing better than 10% in any direction? i have a share of CODX tahts on a tear, i bought as a meme but now i wish i had stacked it

already did

Going to be frustrated

>selling because some senile 89 year old who has a fund that has under performed the SPX for the last 5 years decided to cash out and not take a chance of leaving his legacy in tatters

shiggy

Go long you retard. Don't bet against America. Literally best time to buy and forget about it

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how i become a successful conman like elon musk?
i have to sell meme shitty products?

>implying you know more than warren just 'cuz

Not gonna lie RTX performance is pretty disappointing. It better start delivering soon.

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I have 10 shares of HUBG at 12% green.
Sell or hold!?

RIGHT HERE
LONGTERM CHADS ALL THE WAY
What is your longterm portfolio consisting of boys?

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Isn’t that what is supposed to happen? I thought people held into stocks for years, I literally started last Thursday. When I posted my holds (about $800 stocks, mostly value, $200 in oil for long hold) and everybody freaked out.

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dear lord
make tvix go to 1k, if you don't you're gay
amen

is it over for us htz cucks? or should I buy more in case they rebound?

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>Want to wake up at market open to reroll my weekly MSFT option writing
>Dont wake up
>Wake up now
>Price has gone even higher in that time
>Get 400$/contract instead of 250$
>Another week of money for pressing two buttons on monday
I love sleep and writing options, lads

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What will the next MVIS or UAVS pump and dump be?
PLEASE I NEED TO TRIPLE MY PORTFOLIO

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KOS MRO GANG SOUND OFF
Last chance to buy in.

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This was always going to be a slow bleed. I don't expect any more circuit breakers.

AAAAAAAAA NO NO NO
JUST SELL, GO 100% CASH AND GO TO SLEEP

show me that BUSSY bitch
ill fucking tenderly love that asshole nigga

Berkshire will crash when Charlie dies.
The Berkshire successors have nothing to say but "I agree" when the crazy old bastard Warren is blableling bullshit.

Get cucked fucktard I hope you went allin

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BUY AND CLOSE YOUR EYES RETARD

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LONG TERM GANG RISE UP!! I SAID RISE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! TAKE BACK YOUR WEALTH SHARE BY SHARE!

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You didn't give a time frame, so im assuming short term

Anyone buying puts on uber or lyft?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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I sold this morning for a nice profit but Im starting to think it'll actually run to 2 tomorrow.

NO, SELL AND CLOSE YOUR EYES

this. I'm thinking steel? X? Return from chinese manufacturing.
Best ways to bet on Trump?

BUY IN MAY AND GO AWAY

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Why dht is crabbing while other tankers like stng mooning?

>smg is super bullish

time to short everything!

You're supposed to be actively managing your portfolio by buying stocks you like when their cheap, selling when high, then repurchasing when they drop.

buy and hold only works when you've already got a lot of money.

BVLL BVLL BVLL BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL BVLL SVRGE BEARCVCKS

They were till RDS.B fucked me

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how long are you TVIX gang hodling? its already starting to crab, im thinking hold until end of week and if nothing crazy happens by friday sell it before losses pile up, then rebuy the dip before some big news that might happen later

>Japan asking for remdesivir now
>they really bet against the USA

Which stock is she talking about?

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Haha money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Can people post their velocity of money, money supply, deflation vs inflation expectations?

Im expecting lots of inflation in big tech category of stocks by year end. I think consumer prices drop, healthcare costs grow, and housing flat.

Oh benis :-DDDD
Im only ub 5.68% doday beguz of DVIGS :-DDDD

DVIGS GANG :-DDDDD

she's talking about one of these.

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PLEASE RESPOOND

Yes, I'm a rich nigga
(Dubba-AA flex)
Yes, I'm a rich nigga
Yes, I'm a rich nigga
Yes I'm a rich nigga, rich nigga, rich nigga
I heard that you is a bitch nigga, bitch nigga

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Bro that’s a man.

if it's too big in your allocation for high risk plays, i would sell some.

hold until may 18th. If Oil hasn't dropped to ~10$ by then, it wont and tankers won't moon.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

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the biggest loss of jobs is on the low income end. Meaning the big everybody purchases will be in lower demand but the high end will be intact. I expect tech growth to get most of the inflation effect as the new "safety" becoming that sector.

outside my 401k I'm buying VFIAX and VTMGX and just dollar cost averaging into both

happy Monday divvie bro

WKHSCHADS WE RIDIN THE FUCK UP

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BUY BABA 6/19 170 PUTS

>velocity of money
well that's the only unknown variable currently, so nobody knows. I think velocity will be low if tourism is fucked for 2020, which is it is really, so no inflation.

at best you have inflation on stocks, jsut like after 2008, especially on nasdaq

Does selling a position and then rebuying same day count as a round trip?

DO NOT REPLY TO FATTY NATTYS

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DHT has been pretty stable since thursday while others dumped hard, they are just catching up now.

faggot zoomers who are just waiting for AAAAAA posting need to get the fuck out

As long as spy is trending down I’m holding tvix

I swear to god I saw Plies rolling in a pimped out red convertible right down a main road in Columbia, South Carolina back in 2012 or 2013

I think my IQ dropped several points

DHT earnings are coming up. Massive gainz incoming boys

Not gonna lie, should have sold at 68$, just because the dip was predictable.
But won't sell them now for sure!
This thing will get up to 70$ or at least 68$ in the nexts weeks unless a big crash comes. Support should be at 55$

Buy some SHOP puts rght now, you can thank me later with 15% of your earnings.

You're welcome.

Right here, got plenty of time. Enjoying the sale

W-when is the pump happening bros?

This is why you use leverage. Fast forward to 0$ net worth or incredible riches.

Why wouldn’t I buy $175 puts instead? Only $1 more per contract

This is my thinking. Growth stocks inflate. Most everything deflates longer. The money will concentrate in tech over time.

Spending will be more local.

how big should my lambo be?

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STNG is a product tanker which has higher rates even though contango isn't as steep.
FRO has product tankers at spot rates.

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I always buy.

I'm surpised NAT even has a logo.

It already happened. Didn't work this time, doom impending

sell at breakeven since you have no idea wtf you're doing

spy slowly dropping, only held up tech, should end the day red ded

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Pretty lame pump

No

And the Jew tools their money. Cash and shorts are the only intelligent plays.

where are my ccl chads

if everyone knows this why would I go up more after the report?

Teach me your ways user.

KOS AND ET CHADS CANT LOSE

i put in like a month of damn research before oil tankers were even being memed. i was sure of my strategy but my iron hands are rusting with this volatilty

yeah I bought some amazon.. fuck it if I bought the top it's a wonderful business

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Just once before I die I will have a women like that heat up my tendies for me

>puts on shop
Lmao

Forget the stress, buy vgt, enjoy your life and get ready to retire very early

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Why are we going down again. Stop.

The fucking KING of dividend stocks. And they just threw it away. I didn't even own rds bu it still pisses me off

Imagine unironically being so clinically retarded you had EVER bought htz, let alone during corona-chan.

Waiting for the market to turn around and I’ll load up. Made bank on the last run up

Too expensive :(

all you Obama-voting not in Trumpconomy trusting Niggers will regret dearly not having bought right now at "all time high" prices.

Jump on the recovery train now or get left behind bearkeks

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Anyone else think long term SIRI is in trouble? Like anyone can listen to streaming music on their phones now and since all mobile carriers have unlimited plans there is no reason to have a satellite radio subscription anymore.

Just average down. It's not like they will go to zero.