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FUCK WARREN BUFFETT

TANKERS

PUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPPP

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>he bought airline stocks
>down 10 percent because some boomer sold

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SPHD comfy gang WW@

Monthly blue chip dividend payouts

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Just gonna start throwing money into Wells Fargo, at least I'm guaranteed to make money after some months

Warren Buufee btfo

FUCKING SPY JUST DIE ALREADY lol this fucking shit just keeps trying to crawl up slow as fuck with the lowest volume ever

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>all these boomer stocks getting fucked
>only chad stock getting hit is RTX
good, fuck the boomers

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S&P 4000 this summer

How much cash do you need to be cash gang?

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Basically as the whole rally? Tell us something new.

Baggie bought BRK.B shares. Berkshire is so fucked they don't even have a fucking clue why.

>Zoom
This shit is being manipulated by China right?

if DHT just crabs through earnings i may seriously lose my shit

What if every country that has debt to China just said lol we're not paying

it wont

Are chinese oil companies profiting from this oil crisis?

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NEW LEAKED PROJECTIONS SHOW DOUBLE OF DAILY DEATHS OF CORONA FOR NEXT MONTH


is this a buy signal?

It’d be based and redpilled

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Very unlikely they'll shit the bed. Expect every tanker company to raise their guidance for Q1 due to the current situation. Q2 will be the gold mine.

That one guy is going to have to sell his polos and baseball cards to buy food

Yeah social security will rebalance itself. All these 97 year olds will stop sucking out of the pipeline.

I have £200 lads and I'm gona put it all on Delta Airlines. See you at the tippytop of society.

I accidentally sold my ATV shares

This is a gift from the Fed, it's up to you on whether you are willing to take it or not. Either go long and be a little better off than the average norman, or short and hope that ubi becomes a thing.

ALL CASH TIL THE CRASH

I was SOOOOO close to getting rid of my JBLU bags on Wednesday. I got greedy and didn't want to take a loss.
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

buy one 6/19 DHT $14 call instead

You missed it

TIME FOR THE HALFTIME REPORT WITH THE JUDGE

Option C: Gold. Also checked.

You still haven't taken a loss yet. In fact you should double down

PLEASE WAIT UNTIL TOMMORROW TO CRASH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

It is simply really. If the Fed ever announces equity purchases or negative interest rates, I sell everything and go into gold.

Anyone else looking at making plays on bud/tap? Tap is near the 52 week low again and bud will be too once earnings drop. EPS up revenue down, but once bars open back up people are going to go ape shit at least for a short while the only people who won’t be going out to celebrate is incels. Seem like safe buys with a lot of upside and a good place to look at Q2 and beyond calls

If I get corona I am doing my part and walking through my nearby dementia patient ward.

Here is a protip: buy IRM if it hits 19-20 a share, its a comfy ride back to 30 + 10% dividend, sell calls you'll double money

Corporate waste disposal is still really important to the economy.

Who has this week’s earnings list?

cunny

$NBLX is making me hemorrhage money out the ass, bros.

Dear diary, I bought a couple shares of Sally beauty holdings at 9.35. All of my portfolio is red. I like red bottom heels. Doop da doo

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Actually, I think a 6-7% bleed is pretty modest, and signals that there is more optimism around airlines than current headlines would suggest.

I bought more LUV today, and may buy some additional JETS to boost sector exposure. I am keeping it to around 5% of my total portfolio, though, because it's pretty risky at this point. I think individual picks are better now, because the Big 3 and Southwest will never fold, but smaller airlines and manufacturers are boned.

can you fuckers give me a heads up next time?

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listen here Jack, you're not getting within 6 feet of vice president Biden if you've got carona.

lol. i don't think so.

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This wasn’t on anyone here. The only people who cashed out on this were insiders and very lucky/savy pharma pajeets

JEROME PLEASE GET THE PRINTER GOING

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Im tired of the "market is forward looking" meme. Its only greed. When the market dropped, youre telling me it priced in US closed for 3 months, 30% unemployment, and 10% mortgage forbearance? Just stop. The market moves to maximize profits, not to be forward looking.

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im getting real sad

feels like it. everyday you got a local news report about zoom security exploits like hackers streaming porn to kids on their school meetings.

Lol this is the first day in a while I’ve made profit. Thanks elon