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I FUCKING BOUGHT AT THE TOP AGAIN PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME ARRRRGGGHHHH

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FUCK BOBOS
FUCK BULLS
FUCK CRABS
FUCK THE FED
FUCK ELON
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK JANNIES

enjoy your financial ruin

bear-san do you remember when it was 30

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meg and kelly....

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AMC puts are expensive. They’re gonna go bankrupt but who knows what the timeline’s gonna be. I’d just short it if you can

IS THIS ALL YOU GOT BOBO?!

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don't be a faggot ass retard dip buyer, it's that simple

RTX Bros check in.

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you forgot...
FUCK WOMEN
AND FUCK NIGGERS

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is Zig Forums a little girl board?

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It’s not too late to catch a 2x on gold miners

Fuck this crabby shit.
GO FUCKING UP OR DOWN

i ask again, is this oil crisis good or bad for chiense oil companies in the long run?

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BUY UAL AND SAVE YOU FUCKS AHHHHHHHBB

>Buy CCL last week
>Get concerned about market sentiment over the weekend
>Set a limit on CCL just in case of a meltdown
>Limit is triggered
>It was literally the dip this morning 9:35am
>Now CCL is up 3% for the day, up at least 10% from where my limit triggered.
Is there a word for this feel I have

I intend to get out before my kingdom turn into ruins
You are not, invited friend my

I'm so sick and tired of the fucking redd!tards all over these threads. They're so mindnumbingly dumb it's insane. All they care about are ebin maymays, they don't give a shit about actually discussing the stock market, too.

>FUCK JANNIES
based

big girls run /smg/

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Ibrahim will not let gold hit highs anytime soon

Can someone redpill on TNK?

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Suffering. I am suffering.

No. It likes cute and funny girls though.

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DING DING DING

THE DAILY CANDLE IS NOW RED AGAIN

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lol thanks i was about to capitulate on my puts desu

JUSTED

I'm seeing green. Hows your SPY calls?

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I want to wife Meg

Owning shares is so fucking boring how do you guys make money off this shit? I have lost too much on options so I have accepted that I suck. I am up 5% on my shares today but it's only like $100 and I've been holding these since mid last week

>consulting the oracle
what will mine be worth?

>'ate puts
>'ate calls
>'ate ETFs
>'ate bulls
>'ate bears
>'ATE crabs
>'ate stocks
>'ate pakis
>love pints
simple as.

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WHERE ARE MY CHEAPIES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU FUCKS SAID AMD WOULD BE ON SALE???

ALL I SEE IS FDP AND LLY!!!

And honestly I’m very tempted. Anyone know why green bean is crashing? Or why Lilly is selling off?

PAY DENBTS ZOOMER

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It's called making a stupidly low limit sell, or using limit sells at all since statistically speaking people who use them actually do worse than people who don't

went half and half on DHT and FRO. if this doesn't work out i'm telling my mom

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Yeah I'm thinking we are back.

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>crashes the airline industry
nothing personal

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Why the fuck are you here if you clearly don't understand how any of this works. Oh right, you probably some dumb as fuck redditor

ohhhhh mumus
what happened

nah, give it another 40 minutes. the point is this signal has never been wrong. you're about to get bogged.

Hasn't this always been the case?

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just grabbed two,

I still haven't paid my mortgage hehe
I'll do it next time I log into my bank account website

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Who is that?

He needs some astringent.

NTDOY could be worth adding to... maybe take my losses in SNE and switch it over.

NTDOY report earnings this week though.

some newfag wannabe tranny

Great! Give it 2 days at least for gains to start revving up. Perhaps sooner. Once the earning report drops after the market closes tomorrow, expect to see huge green. We are gonna make it!

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What signal?

bog these nuts you unamerican fiend

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TVIX CHADS
WYA!?

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your mom

>tfw no chubby elf gf

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I’m only buying a little at a time 2, have another buy order set at 107.5

You told me today will be green. Fucking bull cult is worse than bears. Fuck you guys.

yeet

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I'm gonna

OH I'm goNNA

I'm GONNA ACCUM-

AAAAAAAAHHH I'M ACCUMULATING AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Tip for Zig Forums, ThermoGenesis Holdings, Inc. (THMO) is a chink pump and dump and don't listen to the scamming chang in the last thread

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So how many actually beats global index by any meaningful margin. No liars pls, ty.

FACT: it would be impossible to sneak up on this chick

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>ZM up 3%
Oh no clown market is back.

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>bear and the crab have teemed up against the jewish tricks of the bull
BASED

I'm not buying anything today, probably not buying anything this week
watching, I wouldn't say I'm watching anything specifically, just keeping an eye out and waiting. cash keeps piling up

I'm sure that you can find a chubby gf if you want one
I want a skinny stick gf

I hope you aren't being rude
I would love to sneak up on her, even if her segments are always kind of boring.

ZM is going to have the most epic crash.

H&S or just dump to the abyss?

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Lmfao

None unless they get lucky on a yolo option. And even then, they lose it all within 2 months anyways

LMAO BEARS GOT TOO COCKY AGAIN

>tfw locked in 321 profit for the day

Let's rock and roll. ES target 2736, Covering 1/2 at 2767.

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she can see behind herself

wtf happened in 2004

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source:dude just trust me

were winning tho

Watcha buying?
I just sent another 3k to my online broker and will just reinforce the stuff I already have.

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>Buying tanker bags
You should have bought in and sold ATH already

>post fry elf
>not into chubby

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has anybody else listened to this guy bc now i feel like he's just being a jerk

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Only use them for risky day trades like MVIS

Uh oh my benis is begoming BIG benis :-DDDDD

pic related

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Reminder that airlines are still overpriced.

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her eyes are not that far apart

I feel like bulls are getting too cocky today

buying nothing
I was tempted to send a few thousand to my TDA account, but I think it would just tempt me to buy too hastily

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Remember to wash your anime pillow.

have any companies beaten earnings and raised guidance and not done well

>nadekofag
Nice.

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It just bounced off $2800

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>tfw have sell the bottom to pay wedding expenses

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Dead cat bounced

2800 is immense in both directions
this level grows stronger by the minute
the 2800 party may never end, we might still be at SPX 2800 five or ten weeks from now

Source:
>banned by many large corporations and governments
>multiple lawsuits
>Chinese spyware
>P/E: 1600
Did you buy calls? lol

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haha i didn't sell my spy shares when it was at 294 last week!

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY MUMU?

any european low value stock to gamble on, only short term

>spending more than $1,000 on a wedding
hell is coming, bro
that woman is going to chew your fucking ear off and spend the shit out of your money while getting fat as fuck

imagine two weeks of crab around $2800

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P/E of 1600 is still infinity times better than Uber

Um, Captain Based signalling to the Based Department, We have received word from the C.E.O. of Based, we are financially ruined, over.

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free money for smart people

NOOOO TVIX BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!!

fucking bartenders literally shaking with the most obvious crocodile tears in history

That's when you go theta gang and start selling calls.