Imagine the smell

imagine the smell

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consider his link tokens off the market for good.

worse than your own?

coom

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That dude was 29/30 when that picture was taken RIP his hairline

Top kek

white people at it again

>shut up MOM you BITCH I WANNA watch PORN and YOU CANT STOP ME *stabs his own mother*

such is the price of love.

btw, how do i profit from this situation

his interrogation video is kino
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>white people at it again

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just white people things

legit thought that was tone vays for a minute

based coomer

>So what do you like to do?
>I watch anime

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cooomer>2xboomer+zoomer

porn watchers are mentally ill

How much XRP did he hold?

he just wanted to COOM

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You could fuck decent-tier hookers every day for a year with 250k. Wtf was this coomer thinking?

Isn't that the guy that writes drumpf speeches?

He probably told himself he didnt need a 3dpg gf for years and coped by watching loli shit and slice of life then when the realization that he's a lonely sack of shit running from his lack of human connection hit he got desperate and thought donating to whores counted as having a girlfriend. Many such cases, sad

This man pays you $200k. If you accept, he will follow you tirelessly around the world. If he touches you, you will die instantly. He is immortal. He knows where you are at all times but can only travel at a walking pace. He cannot be stopped by any body of water, nor any natural or man-made phenomena. No obstacle can stop his progress towards you at a steady 3m/s - you will live life on the run.
Do you accept his offer?

Do I know where he is?

200k? Lmao fuck no

of course not

also the movie "It Follows" is absolutely based

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in a heartbeat

>steady 3m/s
That's pretty fucking fast. I would have to decline.

Prolly a Zig Forumstard

The crime scene photos are on the internet if you're intetested

There’s nothing wrong with swearing off 3DPDs user

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If you knew where he was and had two residences at opposite ends of the world it could be done. It would take him about 6 months to walk that distance, and flying from one end of the world to the other twice a year wouldn't be so bad.

With that said you couldn't justify the cost of the flights, the hassle, or the risk with $200k, so no. At $2M we can talk.

LMAO TOP FUCKING KEK