/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/prostitution/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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All according to plan bobros.

Next step: Bloody Tuesday.

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firsterino

Brrrrr?

>Buy RTX for cheapies
>Was able to swing trade a 0DTE put for 15% profit
Sad I wasn't able to sell my SPY put that I carried over the weekend for a profit and took a small loss, but oh well.

THE DOW IS THE LAST BEAR BASTION
HOLD FAST

FUCK WARREN BUFFET

i'm basically all in on dht

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thinking about all those bobos who were talking shit when futures opened yesterday

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>calling it plant-based meats
>plant-based meats
>plant
>meats

So Monday did actually end up green, shame, I bought my put too early

EVERY FUCKING END OF DAY SAME THING
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY THIS THIIIISSSSSSSSSSS

Bears BTFO'd again. Keep listening to Morgan Stanley analyst losers.

Natgas UGAZ

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Shit and Piss 500 just turned green boys. Can't fight the fed

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Hold against want? 3 Trillion loan pump?

Can someone explain to a smoothbrain why they should buy DHT stocks?

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Is he the good guy or the bad guy?

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Rheinmetall?

>tension with china
>bank warning from depression
>Buffet,the boomer meme, selling his stocks
>10%of american unemployed
>states going bankrupt
>possible food shortage
>Spy green
I fucking give up, nothing, i repeat nothing can bring this meme market down.

we're one bad dump day away from a death cross on the day chart

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BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BEARCVCKS CVCKOLDED BY BIG BVLL CVCK

TVIX GANG WHAT HAPPENED??

I"m balls deep on SQQQ and I can't sell bc I'm marked as a pattern day trader god fucking help me

he's the based guy

JUST A BIT MORE, DOW

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Alright fellas, what is your meme play of the day and why?

>from last thread
If a pipeline company has a deal to store oil in their pipelines for 8 months, is this good or bad assuming they are completely incapable of using the pipelines for shipping because nobody's buying? I can't find any extra information about the deal so I don't know exactly how profitable this is, but thoughts? I have no clue how pipelines work.

LINE GO WAY FUCKIN' UP

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>implying the pumps havent ALWAYS been timed to avoid the death cross

I'm currently shorting Apple, feels risky man.

(((They))) know that too. 2790 is one of the most important key lines right now.

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Losing my life savings on UAVS

We’re back bulls. This is a strong buy sign.

depend if you're a bull or a bear

You should be shorting the Dow not S&P. Techmemes will hold up the S&P & the Daq through this. Unironically decoupled

>US Treasury Department to borrow a record $2.999 trillion dollars in Q2.
NEVER BET AGAINST THE FED
Bear market is cancelled bobos.
STOCKS ONLY GO UP

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Dotcom bubble and the Financial Crisis had retests, don't fight history bullbros.

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Alright bulls, you win. I just opened long positions. Markets guaranteed red tomorrow.

Longing MVIS. Each cent is 2% gain. Yeehaw.

God damn aditi Roy can sit in my face

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Fucking hold on. You’re in for a hell of a ride.
Until tomorrow.. ;)

Just bought 100 shares of TSN. It has to rebound, right?

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i picked the greenest thing i could find and bought puts

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what's a lottery ticket stock, to get into. prefer european ones

My lovely ET goes ex dividend tomorrow, think i'll scoop about $5K more

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i've made more irl cash trading in virtual game markets than i have made trading in the real market roflmao
maybe i should just give up

>borrow more this quarter than in the entirety of the last year

>Be bear
>Constantly lose money shorting the same crab market
>Futures open up -.5%
>"GAP DOWN!"
>"ALL DOWN FROM HERE!"
>It continues crabbing
>Like all the weeks before it
Just take the fucking money, Bobos. Its a sham market, but you might as wellprofit from it. The next time we crash you will already have made more money than if you just had hodld cash.

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Earnings tomorrow
Stupidly high earnings to expect

There are no big tech stocks except for wayfair which is already overpriced tomorrow so you might make the money back

>THE BOBO INDUSTRY HATES HIM. FIND OUT WHY WITH THESE 3 SIMPLE TRICKS

They're earnings are coming in tomorrow. Q1 earnings will dwarf all previous earnings and show tankers are making huge bucks in this crisis

HAHAHAH

This is a setup to catch the fomoing retards, especially the ones who can't daytrade their way out of the dump. These ridiculously small volume movements are all the work of bot controlled dumb money extractors.

If everyone was expecting stupidly high earnings, then that's already priced in.

WELL THE FEDS START PUMPIN AND THEY DONT STOP PUMPIN

Jerome will print a big, beautiful wall of money around the NYSE to prevent that

All in on chegg since Friday, questioning whether to sell off before 4

WE CANT STOP PUMPING

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LETSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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