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>he fell for the MVIS pump n' dump edition

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>fell for
I made 250% off that

Made a grand just today and I'm feeling great

Don't Respect Women
Never Take Responsibility

So whats up tomorrow? Any insight?
World will burn but s&p will thrive?

I don’t feel so good cunnybros... I don’t know who to respect anymore...

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Don't worry, your time will come.

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Break even? I entered my longs in the beginning of last month, now I'm just here hoping that the bulls will hold the trend. I need the market to rally like 7% more to get my big profit target

this faggot ass boomer finally get corona'd?

The best life advice I ever got was “deny, deny, deny.” They can’t prove it, you didn’t do anything.
>t. cheated a lot in my youth

Who /essentialworker/ here?

I fell for MVIS buying at $0.4 and selling at $1, what do I win

I don't respect women or cunny, I don't really respect anyone. That doesn't mean I show constant disrespect, I just don't really respect people in general.

Bobo shlomo if digits its the end of globalhomo

crab maybe. once we're past these last few earnings days we'll start to actually bleed some in the markets.

>he fell for the MVIS pump n' dump edition
uh oh it's up after hours though? you people are missing out, normie money coming in bigly soon.

you're still up big, cunnybro

Let me shorten that for you
>t. Nigger

How does the Robinhood margin stack up to other brokers? They claim to be the cheapest under $500,000. Is that bullshit?

The globohomo is only just beginning, m8.

I am but my company is going down the road of furloughs but we can't because of the CARES Act so I get paid time off.

You mean once all the historical terrible earnings are done, countries reopening we are in for another bull run because no more negative news will come.

I can see 3100 SP500 by end of month

Why didn't you listen?

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Lmao wtf? How does an old PE act up? I hope he’s taking his warfarin or he’s going to end up in an OR with me and my boys.

Buy TMDX btw.

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Yes, Italy is building a frigate in Wisconsin using Raytheon radars to launch Raytheon missiles from Lockheed Mk 41 Vertical Launch Systems.

Defense bulls are fine. See these ships? They're Jap ships! Pearl harbor nipboats the lot of them! But it's still a Mk 41 firing Standards. We still get paid.

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You know with how clowny the market is I think GME takes the cake. Like this endless short squeeze was always technically possible but no one ever thought really possible.
Literally anything sets it off. Its like a fractal car wreck.

Trading on margin is gonna fuck you raw dog

> 1.45

Don't trade on margin ever unless you have information that might get you indicted on insider trading. And the investigation would probably be because you went on margin

Why is anyone even following that shit stock?

>I made back half the money I lost by getting scammed with UAVS today

Phew, now it's time to set up stop orders for all my stocks and play it safe.

Here. Hours got cut though.

How do you even get margin on robinhood?

It's pretty cheap

Nah. just a regular white sociopath.

where are the FUCKIN earnings

>actually managing to lose money on UAVS
Are you, perchance, special in the head?

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What's our stop order for MVIS?

Shorts followed it because Burry did I think. Retail is buying because its what they know and it seems cheap. So retail, with its pathetic volume, just endlessly triggers this feedback loop

Well, at least you know yourself.

its at $1.44 right now, even if you bought late ur up

>recover just half of what you lost in a Zig Forums pump and dump by investing in another pump and dump
you might be legally retarded

BOW BEFORE ME!!!

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>bears btfo
>anime trannies coping about MVIS
today was an extremely based day

Aren't they doing a reverse split soon to try to prevent being delisted?

1.10

What should I add to my stack this week ?

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I’ve been selling covered calls on stock bought with margin. Mostly consumer staple value stocks that pay a dividend. Been working out good so far, but from my back of the napkin math the only thing that makes it worth it is how low the RH margin interest is. If TD charges %10 then fuck that noise.

15 cents under the open tomorrow

You got the pump. He got the dump.

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Trading got haulted and my stop losses didnt go through nothing I could do

So what you're saying is I could buy like $500 of GME and it would meaningfully move the price because literally everyone else in the world is shorting it?

>crab it for 6 months, then dump everything.
>the entire thing. we make 2008 look like a joke.

If price holds it won't be needed.

>DIS finally dropping AH
this pleases me

It’s under the settings menu, you gotta have RH Gold.

dude thats an awesome curve what did you invest in over the last 2 years?

Thanks for confirming.

very much doubt it will happen before the earnings call

The past month has been brutal, I keep making mistake after mistake, please advise.

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No like the smallest bit of good news, like when regi was announced it mooned, and how it mooned last Friday because of new gen rumors

Me! I was in an odd spot. Originally all of my guys got forloughed except for a select 5, and we were only working 4-6 hour days. Then they cut my shift altogether as it just costs too much to support with how little work there is, but as leadership I wasn't forloughed or anything so just a 3 week paid vacation, hit the road and spent more time with family and friends than I have in 10 years. But then they called me back to help on the 1 shift we are running as we are slowly starting to bring people back.

DCA long into a bluechip over the next year

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I've reported you to the SEC

Death to the mouse

Possibly but I don't know how worth that would be. It's still firing off itself right now you'd have to wait for it to calm down.

I would never invest in Tyson or short it. It's far too risky to guess what will happen. The government could give it billions or all of the workers could strike. Who really knows?

>friday - this morning
>collapse into the fetal position crying
>in a drunken haze all weekend
>standing on the edge
>eod
>basically made back everything and then some
what is this market anymore?

Long Natgas... bout to go trade in my pogs to buy more

>crypto is so stable now that pajeets have moved to PnD pennytech stocks
Jesus

Happy Green Day everyone

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CLF tomorrow. They are going up on some gay PR. Good for day trading but shit longterm.

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Straddle

how is someone with this low of a risk tolerance buying options?

FUCK BEARS
FUCK BUFFET
FUCK CRAMER
FUCK POWELL
FUCK SAUDIS
FUCK RUSSIANS
FUCK CHINESE

IM NEVER SELLING

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Such is life as a dopamine fiend

you may not like it, but this is what the average canadian looks like.

based Schwab-Cunny bro
I minimize that thing since it's not helpful, and usually use the Trade Source thing now.

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Please to be purchasing the SNSS sirs

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And it begins

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That's a man

gay and tardpilled

Better than the average American, big boy.

BASED
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CRINGE
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CRINGE

>fit hapa bitch

i like it