Wouldn't it be funny if someone turned 29 and never touched a woman and committed suicide haha

they probably think you're gay and laugh behind your back about what a faggot you are

I hope you posted your message as a string of zeroes and ones rather than composing it by high-level characters, not feeling the thrill of pure binary takes all the fun out of posting.

This.
I am so cold and rude (tease) To women they thing I will make fun of them if they ever ask me out
I did so many autistic shit
Examples:
>girl sayin they are not really handsome men like me around me:I know I am handsome
Took A girl from uni 2 years to ask me out even though she said she liked me from day one
I literally got cornered by one of my female coworker and she almost kissed me, if I didn’t out right laughed at her and made fun of her (she had a bf as well, I was so close to cuck a man)
Best of all? I am still a virgin
Kill me

imagine not routing your packets by hand. fucking amateurs don't even know how good it feels

lol I love this board and its black humor highiq humor. You're the best guys hold on
>t. insider

I am shy even with prostitutes

That's a nice larp

Wouldn't it be funny if haha if like you fucked 80 women but it did nothing to haha like fill your void or improve anything in your life haha that would be very weird haha

You're not missing anything dude. Honestly, I hate all my friends and am ready to give up on being social. I just want to go to work and come home and sit in my chair until I get too old and give my shotgun a blowjob.

It also doesnt work for Americans because you need an EU passport to fuck them. We have Vegas but American prostitutes are all business and very cold.

fren :)

Fuck a prostitute most woman prostitutes on the low so don't feel back at all. Throughout civilization prostitutes have been there helping men feel better about their struggles of achieving hopes and dreams and not having hopes in dreams because their working. So start making money and fuck some whores boys there's a reason prostitution is the oldest profession in history. We provide and they fuck.

Yo t. I think you posted some good leads recently and helped a few of us out, thanks for that.

kek

This is better than simping, but being too cold will not work in your favor either. It takes a fine balancing act to be successful with roasties.

It would be funnier if said person would kill a bunch of reprobates and livestreamed it. Please

This.

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It woudn't.

It's just as bad to a male whore then a virgin. Life is all about balance. I've creampied the hottest slut in a gloryhole after 10 other strangers did the same thing, as a teen I've made love to the beautiful nerdy girl under the stars and redwoods. I've literally done almost everything in between because I realized for me situations were more exciting and fulfilling but after awhile even that lost it's appeal. Now I've been two years without sex and sober from drugs and alcohol and honestly I can say for me pussy is important, it makes some men become better versions of themselves and it makes some men worthless. So if the touch of a woman is what you need just pay for it. If you need to feel conquest go for it. But do not let pussy or women make you feel less then. It's important for the men who have the experience and knowledge to pass that on to other men in the tribe so take it or leave it but I think I heard somewhere men who kill themselves over pussy get reincarnated as instagram thots.

Yeah chasing them is stupid. Never got a hooker, but I think you are a scab if you have fun in chasing women. It's like saying that you enjoy the work more than your payment.

Absolute scabs and scum of the earth. Pretty much the reason the world went to shit.

ayy LMAO

haha wouldn't it be funny if I became a millionaire from ARPA haha