Anyone wanna give me their shitty business ideas so that I can steal them

This but instead the pockets are shaped like gloves.

Selling fake pantry kits.

The idea is to sell complete kits to people who want their kitchen to seem well stocked with quality trendy items, even though they don't know anything about cooking.

A gas station that pumps chocolate milk instead of gasoline.

This but the pockets are tubes that lead directly to your anus

Lobster farming on my backyard

you might be onto something. keeping your twins cold helps with t levels and sperm count. draft up a product mockup, make a landing page with a flashy infographic and sell it to the people who invested in the manscape razors and shit.

>and give me 10% when it sells

Make a service that is like yelp but for delivery cucks. I fucking hate these stupid peasants that cant figure out that my gate is not locked. I am in shithole SEATAC, WA and I keep a master lock on my gate that is not locked. Delivery faggots see that lock, start hollering at an empty house and drive away with my package all the time.

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Sea-Tac isn't a real city, user. You either live in Seattle or in Tacoma. :^)

Its a little hood of Samolians and mexicans who steal packages and mail. I love how travelers from around the world are greeted at Seatac International Airport with a ran down shit hole with muslims in dresses walking across the highway

Start a homeless rehabilitation center that aims at reintegration. Take in "donations" for them to do shit work and in turn give homeless people small percentage of it that they can then spend in the center's "practice" store buying basic goods.
Essentially slavery. But with a 503c twist

>yelp but for delivery cucks
just call and complain to company? it's not like you pick your local delivery man

really shitty idea desu

Tinder, but for badgers

If I had a good idea I wouldn't tell it here user. Just spit balling some hate

Tinder, but for dogs. For play dates, not breeding, you sickos.

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>Gas powered cheese graters
>Gas powered cheese graders for cheese-packed roads and parking lots
>Apocalypse insurance (your business only fails if the world ends, its a win/win)
>Wave machines for private lakes (I actually could see some rich people I know loving this)
>body glitter thats in the shape of tiny little dicks
>a machine learning chatbot that dementia and alzheimers patients can talk to forever

Give me 10 minutes Ill think of some more

trailer parks are actually an incredibly based investment. they're hard to buy because they are all owned by boomers who cracked the code decades ago, it it's difficult to get zoning permits for new trailer parks.
just imagine, you have a lot that you rent out 100 or so spaces for for like $200-500 a month....people who live there finance their own trailers so you aren't responsible for any repairs. all you have to do is have someone move the grass and pick up garbage from dumpsters on the property. you can even make collecting rent someone else's job by letting them stay rent free in exchange for being the money collector every month. it's an incredible business model that is very hands off and consistently profitable.

This reminds me of an idea I had a few years ago: it would be like Urban Outfitters, except it sources its "distressed" clothing from actual homeless people. It would buy the worn out clothing from homeless people, wash it, and then sell it to pretentious hipsters for a 1000x markup. Every piece of clothing would be unique, and you could make up some feel-good bullshit about helping the homeless.

the problem with this is you have to build the tiny homes, and then maintain them. It's would probably be much more lucrative long term to just have a regular trailer park. Unless you built then sold the tiny homes. you could still charge rent on the plot, but you don't want to be responsible for maintaining some degens shitty tiny house.

Imagine how many dog fuckers would use this
Kekek
Homless profiteering is what our government is doing. Your too late in the game.

Selling indoor ranching equipment

Toilet buddy catches all your change and wallet, etc if you drop it in the toilet.

I sell in-game ACNH items on eBay for profit. It ain’t much, but $50-$150 day to do practically nothing is pretty sweet

B&R

The Jew fears the indoor cattle rancher.

Do a bunch of research into a subject and make a 99 cent ebook on it. Or buy a couple of ebooks on the subject to summarize the best of their content, you would also gleen how to write ebooks from reading others.