/smg/ Stock Market General

Late night edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/stockings/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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first for fuck crabs

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Here it is, the CUNNY stock group:
C - Citigroup Inc
UN - Unilever NV
N - Namaste Technologies
Y - Alleghany Corporation

But since Namaste looks like a shit penny stock, there's this alternative:
C - Citigroup Inc
UN - Unilever NV
NYA - NYSE Composite
CU - Canadian Utilities Limited Class A
TE - TE Connectivity Ltd

4000 this summer

Are these good efts?
>qqq
>gld
>vea
>voo
>spy
Which 5 should I look into?

Natural gas bros check in. You ready for our time as those oil cucks seethe.

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I am the Captain Now

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Butt
Uterus
Licking
Lovers

Nasty bastards. I cant wait until you get slaughtered by bear gang

>people are riding the widow maker in /smg/

We’ve reached peak boomer

I know the instant I am bullish, thats when it all comes down.

Remember to buy MVIS tomorrow morning and sell at close or Wednesday. Worth a day trade strike

ENBL
PE
SM

All I have right now in Natural gas.
Keep telling poverty to buy in now but poverty won’t listen to reason.
Hence they lose money like losers they are.

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calls on Dis

you heard it here first.

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If youre gonna ETF just pick any s&p500 one and call it good, its not rocket science.

WERD

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TE makes good stuff, I can vouch for them

I fucking hate stocks, but man do I love anime tits!

Literally who the fuck wants to go to a park packed with sick children during a pandemic?

>I fucking hate stocks
Bro....

small brain

>everything Disney touches turns to trash
>but they have so MUCH stuff

Oh, and how can they afford a fancy theme park when they dont even have a job? Lmao
>inb4 pent up demand
>inb4 jobs just come back

Green futures. Does this mean the day ends red?

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With how bizarro this market is I can see Disney having a terrible earnings but spike up on huge Disney+ subscription numbers.

Children don't even catch the virus

Since futures are again +1%...this whole depression is cancelled with just printing more money and raising more debt, that easily? Why would anyone ever be scared of recessions, depressions or corrections again when Central banks can just print you out of it? Why would anyone ever in life short anything? This is the end of free market.

t. Longing everything.

Actually yes the little shits do,
Some have CoronaVirus toes.
Nasty shit.

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Lost money because of the old guy warren buffet. He has sway over the market so i intended to dump my stocks. Airliner ends up plummeting. Sell. Goes back to normal by end of day. Reeeeeee Im pist. I sold because of the effect he can have on the market. Worst part is I convinced someone else to sell their stocks for a sizeable loss that couldve been close to a 0 loss had I kept my mouth shut! Back to not listening to the media or buffet for stock advice as its only screwed me over for the most part.

What about drive in theaters bro’s? Can they make a come back?

They are super spreaders. They catch it but are not affected, then they bring it home to their boomer parents and they die.

You have to remember the market is inherently adversarial, and for every position you make a gain on, someone else had to lose for.

are you old or overweight with underlying health problems?

which one is it that is causing you to be so fearful?

Children don't give a fuck about a virus and the instant they find out they can go meet mickey their parents will be packing their bags and going. Its fucking magical, not even the Chinese virus can stop that.

Imagine being afraid to leave your house because of something that effects 0.005% of your countries/state/city population. 99% of people who get it, get over it! please stay inside forever, nobody will miss you.

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>it doesn't make make any money but Disney+ has subscribers!
>dude, Netflix
>POOMP IT
Yea I can see it

does this look like a good time to buy XLY?

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buffet's decisions don't seem to be correct to retail plebs right away. we'll see what happens in a few months

REEEEEE i want a crash it's not fair
fuck the fed

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Rolling

3 > 0 > 6 > 1 > 4

>Kids just go to Disney World alone
Ok pedo.

$FRO get in this week or miss out, should be under 9 for another few days

>bottom of a fish hook looks to be forming throughout this week, likely bottom is tomorrow or Wednesday
>HUGE earnings coming up (News Catalyst), as the oil glut has made tanker companies do extremely well
>sky is the limit, this bitch almost hit $400 during the '08 recession

Only thing I don't see is the increase in volume but I suspect that's coming this week I know I'll be grabbing more

I think the drive through girl at McDonald's is into me bros... She was smiling and acting all nice when she handed me my order of bacon McDoubles.
Well, I assume she was smiling, she had a mask on .
People are being nicer and more outgoing me today and I'm not sure exactly why. But if I had to guess, I think that my continence plays a large part in it.
That's right bros, you told me it couldn't be done, but I have undertaken the greatest challenge of the decade: I'm not giving in to my passions or whims in the month of May. That means no sex, no masturbation, and no buying of low-quality stocks
So far I'm doing really well, I haven't touched myself lustfully in over 48 hours and I haven't bought any low quality stocks in at least 12 hours.
We're all going to make it, bros.

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brainlet. futures were red sunday night and market still closed up green last hour today. complete opposite can happen tomorrow. futures are meaningless with such high volatility.

>children with their weak and immature immune system catch deadly virus
>catch it but are not effected

You know what you call an asymptomatic person? Healthy.

user, are you saying children have better immune systems than adults?

Me too. Buffet trucked me. He knows he has an effect on the market. Now the stock i sold for a loss is back up above my avg.

However if this market can stay like this for just a few more months I may be able to get away with a position that has no risk with good rewards.

>Disney is strictly theme parks

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>she just got a text from chad about fucking her tonight and she was smiling this means she likes me
lololol

FRO had a 5:1 split in February 2016. It's peak price when properly accounting for that was ~$70 in June 2008.

>not investing in pipelines that transport both

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>service and retail are important members of society
nah and most of them are making more on unemployment than they were in their jobs, they'll still throw their money away like they used to

Oh shit, I didn't know you were actually retarded. Sorry, mate.

>>sky is the limit, this bitch almost hit $400 during the '08 recession
They're called stock splits, retard. Go someplace more your speed.

Not everyone is poor like you.

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never thought I would say this but based kids

>Poor
Naw I'm good. Im in healthcare software.

>"in" healthcare software
pffttthahahaha [x] doubt
you type like a nigger

you have 30 seconds to select all from the table named "niggers", i know you're slapping that refresh button

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a lot of studies/reports actually show that you're wrong:

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.19.049254v1
medrxiv.org/content/medrxiv/early/2020/03/30/2020.03.26.20044826.full.pdf

lots of data/experts suggest that children spread the virus far less than adults. Lots of arguments that kids are apparently not big spreaders at all and are often infected by adults.

Also when they are infected it's usually extremely mild. Check the CDC charts on deaths by age - around ~100 deaths total for *EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 24*. Keep in mind this is for the entire country, 3 months worth of data. ~100 deaths. From COVID-19. For people under 24, COVID-19 is a literal nothing burger.

In conclusion, you're a huge fucking retard and spreading false information.

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times up dumbass. fucking retard kys

Ctrl+F MVIS......ngmi.

She was a chubby Mexican looking girl
Bro her eyes lit up before she even handed me the bags of McDoubles, and she gave me a special "have a good night" after. I know how to see lust in a woman's eyes, even with the mask on. And that's what I saw tonight

>god himself smiting boomers
Does anything not hate boomers?

>he bought the top

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Kids say the darndest things.