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>Live Bloomberg Stream
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>Educational Sites
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khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/stockings/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
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>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
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>Misc
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Imagine unironically putting your precious wagebux into the stock market, without having the slightest idea of how things works. Read this book for the ultimate gains. It’s the only way you’re ever going to make it.

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4000 this summer

somebody call the jpow hotline and tell him to sprinkle some magic fedbux on the airlines
please and thank you

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When is it going to crash so I can get in?

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Critique my investments

BP
RDS.B
OKE
XAR
RTX
BAKA
AMD
NVDA
INO
MRNA

Damn it
S.M.H
Not baka....

Charles Schwab introduces stock slices service, allowing investment in S&P 500 stocks for $5

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UMH HELLO? BASED DEPARTMENT?

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FUCK YOU JEROME

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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+14% yesterday
+3% today
Fucking nice. Prepared to lose it all after I post this though.

AMD and NVIDIA are topped out

shitty

>no meme share of UUUU
>RTX instead of LMT
>BP/RDS instead of CVX/TOT
>no EPD
>no FANG
>no PSX
>no COP
>no MSFT
>no NEE

>went all in on HAL a couple weeks ago
>compare it to MRO, MPC, KOS, etc
>so far up 11% with HAL
>but with any other oil stock I could be up 15%-25% if I instead bought them the same day.

Definitely backed the wrong horse.
Sonovabitch.

I expect the rally to continue untill the world economy is reopened. People will flood the market with their savings. That's the signal to sell all stocks you have and buy gold or commodities (if you know how to trade them)

I am switching my portfolio to cash. I will enjoy the reckening from the sideline.

I love how the thread goes quiet as anons are covering their shorts and panic selling

>Held DHT overnight
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MAKE IT STOP

Nvidia is, AMD can still 2x easily

>shiller

hmm

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>infinite economic growth during a SARS2 pandemic

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what's happening here?

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when will they learn?

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its gonna go back up and higher than ever before... this is a BUYING opportunity newfag

i bought the top of spy last week how much longer till i break even

HOLD ON TANKER BROS. DONT GIVE IN

should have sold DHT pre market fml

DHT MOONING BACK UP BUY BUY BUY

Most likely. There will be a correction after reopening.

I'm green as fuck on my BRK.B, me and my new buddies Warren and Charlie are going to go rail some coke and bang a couple hookers. For 90 year olds they sure know how to party.

buy the dip

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CONDUCT BUSINESS

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Hopium. The oil glut isn't over but people want to believe that it is.

good time to buy airline stocks or wait a couple more months? the industry has had like 3 bottoms now

>Haliboomer
should've bought TOT PSX COP EPD FANG CVX

dead cat bounce, economy is reopening, oil is mooning

we're fucking dead

Are you enjoying your pump today?
Did you buy your venture capital and natural gas?

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*AHEM*

Attention!

Last chance to buy MVIS below $2! We are closing $2.50 and $3 after market.

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So is MVIS going to mirror UAVS? 4-5 dollars on the table?

Why the fuck is Donald Trump fucking with the market????

I know you retards aren't going to have anything to say about this but I will ask anyway.

How do you estimate the expected return for an asset class for the next month?
As opposed to the next eternity. Which is what you are doing when you take a mean of historical returns.

This is an important question because, sure if I buy the SPY and hold it for 5 decades my return might be about 7%. I'm comfortable making that estimate. But to say the expected return over the next month is 7% p.a. is absurd.

I have three (or more) potential methods I am considering
>Using a moving average, then calculating the uncertainty of the estimate and then making my investments risk-adjusted to the measure of returns.
>A model which is based on both a moving average and the Buffett indicator.
>A model which is based on a total average and Ray Dalio's 4 economic cycle theory
I am hesitant to use any method based on fundamental analysis because as the saying goes, the market can stay irrational for longer than you can stay solvent.
I could also set up a Bayesian optimization which just throws every machine learning algorithm at it.

I already have a good model for expected volatility.
But the optimization problem of allocating my resources can't be solves unless I have an expected return estimate.

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BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BEARCVCKS GETTING CVCKOLDED BY BIG BVLL CVCK SVRGE! BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL

I just don't see it for a while, like a year+ but I'm by no means a market master.

when do you guys sell, EOD or set a trailing stop?

several airlines are reporting earnings this week, and they will be bad. i say wait

Should I hang on to these?

smells like boomer in here

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Reminder to anons not to chase the gap ups, wait for it to retract before going in.

I bought at $0.50 and sold at $0.90, I know not to tempt fate.

>Haliboomer
What makes you call it that?
Just curious.

FRO.......
please.....................
i can't take much more

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No one here has balls enough to short anything. Bears are larping.

He needs this. I don't think he can keep it up till election day though. He'll need a scapegoat which will fuck oil either way. Apart from that we are only barely opening up and the crisis still needs to begin. Tankers need patience. As I said before it might even take till Q3 when other companies have even worse earnings for it to really moon.

yeah I did the same thing, I'm happy with my $400 and not getting hit with the dump when it comes

IMAGINE BEING A FUCKING BEARKEK IN THIS CURRENT MARKET COULDNT RELATE YOU LITTLE BEARS BETTER CASH OUT YOUR PUTS RN BECAUSE LEMME TELL YOU YOURE GONNA HANG YOURSELF BY THE TIME NOON ROLLS AROUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA

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Jobs report Friday morning. When the worst unemployment rate in the history of the country is officially announced, reality will start to sink in. Until then, enjoy the rest of the week

Just remember to always do the opposite of what biz does
>everyone bullposting
Have fun

Nice cope, fag.

It's just a go to boomer stock for low information wannabe oil tycoon boomers

Because zoomer or dick cheney when they all own big oil

>we're bagholders for 6 months now hoping that oil goes back to record lows
thats not a good sign, id rather take my losses now and move on

Fucking this. Please make it stop. It hurts

>priced in

i shorted W

please sell your W

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t. Nervous r*dditor for the 9000th time since february

thanks

It's not too late to get in

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is it time to dump CCL, bros?

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You guys are Grade A idiots. Even Saudis and Russians aren't going to be able to stomach $10-15/barrel gas. The tanker meme was just that: a temporary meme while the market realized the true effects of the global lockdown, which is currently being UNWINDED. You bought the news retards.

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enjoy euphoria, you've earned it. see you friday

I have almost my whole portfolio invested in SQQQ. The market will drop again, wont it? Everything is up so high right now if you ask me.

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>this week will be the week when the market crashes because of unemployment
dont you get tired of typing that same shit out every week?

Tempting fate would be holding your bags for any longer than market closing tomorrow. It’s not going down from here, user. Sorry.

It kinda is tho

How are those puts doing, since yesterday everyone was a bear?

>which is currently being UNWINDED
hahaha, yeah sure. demand for oil isn't going anywhere near where we need it to not have glut.

you can do business all you want
just know to sell soon because kek

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>low information wannabe oil tycoon boomers
Literally me, I even moved to boom town USA North Dakota 10 years ago to chase the oil money.

Nobody cares about fundamentals, when do you start grasping your head around this,

Long the fucking market as long as you can make free money.

Tankerbros... I... I can't take it anymore

Newfag here. Using a 20% Trailing stop loss is a good Idea to use with this, right?

wtf jobs reports and unemployment is bullish
enjoy those expired spy puts

what was your plan? was it successful?

dont listen to this guy, he's autistic.

Unemployment is an unironic non-factor at this point. Get it through your skull.

But the dip

Need some serious advice anons.

I've ridden MRO 8$ July 17 calls from 11cents to 45 cents its at currently.

Tmrw is the earnings call. Sentiment is bipolar in terms of the articles, and I don't know that EPS models have any relevance in a situation like this, as most models break down in several standard deviation events.

What's the call, do I sell or hold?

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We'll see who has the last laugh

Hold on user. Wait for those DHT earnings

Can you guess which one of these tankers chads already posted earnings today?

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>durr hurr demand isn't going anywhere

You bought the absolute fucking PEAK of low demand you mongoloid. It is only up from here, and producers have drastically cut supply to boot. At some point the price is going to rip in the next month or 2 and you're going to be left with the bag.

don't be greedy: take your gains and run

It's going to $2.50 at least

GRWG IS POOOOMPING!!!!!

oh nononononononoonono

APT earnings tomorrow morning.
finna ride one last time.

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made some gains today but market is uncertain and took my gains. good luck to everyone and don't be greedy user

SOXL having a nice pump, glad I DCA'D down yesterday now for sure!

yeah, what's the deal with this? forward looking or not, it's going to take a lot of work to deal with re mobilizing. the depletion of funds in state UI accounts and municipal accounts sounds like there will be unrest soon.

I'm still here, own two houses (one rental) and work in an essential non oilfield industry. Mild success but took a lot of hard work and patience.

THIS
The earnings will show the real truth.

>drastically cut
Kek

lot of risk to be taking on two 90 (one closer to 100) dudes continuing to wake up the next day.

You know it'll crash when one of them drop, and the other won't be far behind. Then that'll be that.

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>Everything up except DHT
.
Lol, almost fell for the meme myself.

>producers have drastically cut supply to boot
this is where i know you're retarded. they haven't cut shit. 11 Million BPD? is that a big number?

already priced in bought at the top and is now coping bro

Im immune to loosing money now

The only time you hold thru earnings is if you’ve got some legit badass insider info. AKWAYS take profit NEVER hold through earnings arent quite golden rules but if making profit is important to you it’s pretty good advice:

no way it's not up too high though? There is literally no way.

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TVIXens WW@

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literally just do what anime posters tell you to do and you win

buy TGTX

sell W

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has "trading halted on ____" ever turned out well?

please respond

>Ctrl F
>TVIX
>0 results

Feels good without the kids around.

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