Post Zig Forums dream pads

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I'm literally working on a place right next to the second link
I would never want to live on Miami Beach
It's nice right now with everything closed, but fuck living near so many people in a tourist trap

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Linkbros fantasy home

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> Yes sir, I live on Dildo Drive

I like your style but fuck living in Miami. I wouldn't pay 17 mil to live around a bunch of spics. Give me that same house on another coast or something and I'm in

I mean I wouldn't be there during tourist season. Its one of those places where i fuck off during the season and let it rent to cover the entire year's expenses.I walk by these houses all the time and it's pretty damn quiet on those islands.

>Dildo Drive

Hey, you know how much value you would get out of a waterfront miami beach home? Easy pussy, easy renting when out of town, plenty of room to put an escape boat, only a few people as neighbors. And no spics can actually afford to live there! This is a highly jewish/white area.

>wanting to live in a cuckbox where every wall is shared with someone else
fucking disgusting

Better than a McMansion displaying how little taste you have to everyone with a brain.

>zillow.com/homedetails/825-E-Dilido-Dr-Miami-Beach-FL-33139/155862427_zpid/?

Okay fuck you guys, sunset islands are even more remote to tourists.

zillow.com/homedetails/1835-W-27th-St-Miami-Beach-FL-33140/43894792_zpid/

lmao your "dream house" looks so fucking dull, just like you. If I have the money, I'll do whatever the fuck I want. Sure as hell won't be living in a dump like OP.

No wait. This one is fire.

zillow.com/homedetails/1826-W-23rd-St-Miami-Beach-FL-33140/43894836_zpid/

literally anything is better than living in an apartment

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sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-4484-tv89df/moorea-moorea-fr#
Pacific Ocean island villas are a dream for me.

this or the cnb 66

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>soulless, zombified modernism
>uninspired modular layout
>faux bohemian industrial exposed brick and beam shit, except it's actually a new construction, slab-style high rise to rip your ass off
>faux loft-style exposed electrical conduits to save developers money and rip you off
>triptych of (again) faux-bohemian photos of shit you have no personal relationship to--- may as well have a wall decal saying "live laugh love"
>mass produced, generic midcentury-styled furniture ripoffs... again to rip your ass off
>incongruous console gaming setup amid this austere, adult-branded modernist shit--- a tip-off to the only thing in the apartment you actually care about
>hideous, impractical sushi bar style dining area when we all know you will eat on the couch like a slob

imagine there's a bear outside.
What would you do?

>the less space you have, the more tasteful it is
Extremely jewish reasoning

>Why yes I like concrete, how can you tell
This would be peak comfy. Imagine playing video games in the basement surrounded by a concrete fortress with secret passageways and rooms.
>This will never actualize
Why even live

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Kek

>I have good taste for liking a style of modernism that was originally a social mission to bring affordable futuristic lifestyles to the masses but has become a symbol of rich idiots getting ripped off

You don't hold any LINK?

Go inside?

Nope

kek

this

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>Top ten cuck sheds under $10k that your wife's boyfriend will approve of

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Add on top of that no windows. Normies have zero taste.

Have my pet gorilla scare him off. Gorillas can take on bears in a one-on-one fight.