/TG/ TANKER GENERAL

this
massive drop just before bullish earnings is as obvious as a shakedown can get

wife is going to force me to sleep in the dog house again, when she finds out I gambled away my monthly allowence on tanker stocks

>Tankers start unloading the oil, which is why they fucking exist to begin with
>Stocks crash
VERY logical

Superior tanker thread to loath in

No

>lmao you realize youre about to get dabbed on

jesus fuck please go back to reddi.t and never come back

>monthly allowence
Lol. Please get married boys you can have all the fun this nigger is having.

>WTH HAPPEND
The same thing that always happens. You retards did next to zero due diligence beyond reading a couple of headlines (not even the articles associated with them, just the headlines). Then you furiously wiped your Dorito dust covered fingers on your stained sweat pants, opened your Robinhood app and bought as much as you could.

> WTH HAPPEND
You amateurs got your buttholes stretched by professional energy traders. Those same professional energy traders get it wrong more often than not, because energy perhaps more than any other sector is a volatile bitch goddess.

> WTH HAPPEND
You were lied to. You fell for some pathetic financial journalist's headline who knows barely more than your average biztard. The journo only published that article because he has some quota to meet so he pumps out whatever bullshit will get clicks.

> WTH HAPPEND
You were the stupid money, again. Just like you will be for the next great idea. You're too dumb to realize you're all "normies" in the trading world, you're not insiders. All the brilliant strategies you guys shill here have already been known and exploited by people with way deeper pockets than you. Biz is about 2 days late to the party EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

> hodling before earnings

lol

TNP/INSW chad here. Not even mad.

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they must be about to report a massive profit, hence the dump. they should have reported a loss that wasn't bad as predicted in which case price would have 3x

It's not a loss until you sell amirite

It's not holding at all wtf are you talking about?

The tanker meme is over

>This was not the case for sixteen-year-old Emily Titterington from Cornwall, England. Emily was diagnosed with mild autism, a disorder which can increase pain threshold and create a mind/body disconnect. It is reported that Emily held her stool for extended periods of time due to her fear of toilets. Eventually her bowel enlarged to the point that it shifted within her body and compressed her organs, which led to a fatal heart attack.
Autistic bagholders can learn something from that story.
positivemed.com/2016/02/09/what-happens-to-your-body-when-you-hold-your-poop/

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Am I a brainlet or will I make it bros?

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im that guy 'cept i bought in an extra 10k

If the lockdown continues I have Kroger and Ocado stock.
If the lockdown ends I have shares in major banks.
Either way I win. Hedge your bets lads.

I Remember this post. I made like 150 bucks and gtfo.

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>still not realising that this crash is the end of oil altogether
you're not seeing the big picture anons.

So I either make 25k, or I lose 2k and live in a world powered by renewable energy. Sounds like a win-win to me, boss.

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lol, what a cuck mentality