HELP A SPANISH FAG

>turned 18 a few days ago
>mom is a high school teacher dad works in the hospital with corona patients
>going to study international relations in september
>want to invest in crypto to make my parents' economic situation better
>budget around 150€
>enlighten me about where, when and what to invest in

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>enlighten me about where, when and what to invest in
you're gonna lose it all if you have to ask these questions

Is that a monthly budget or you just have 150€ to gamble away?

nah, it's just because i have 0 criteria and everytime i go into /biz i just see a bunch of fags trying to sell everyone else the coiin they just invested in. i'd like to have someone who could teach me

i have around 1300 quid as savings in my bank account, but i'd like to keep most of it so my parents don't have to support me that much during the first months of uni. i'm going to be studying in madrid but i'm not from there, so i gotta move and stuff

Friend, find a nice girl and spend the 150 euros on her. Judging by your post, you'll simply lose your money on some shitcoin. Better to get laid with it

>studying in Madrid

Bro, save it for bar money. Have fun. You'll have the rest of your life to make money, but your college years only happen once.

nah senpai coochie is temporary but my parents joy is unlimited

Save it and buy 1 BTC at 3k when it crashes after halving normie hype.

Then hold for 10 years.

That covers what, 2-3 months of rent there? The biggest expense is really you going for international relations. I'm not trying to be a dick but what a waste of a degree mate

150€ is the hourly rate for a escort in madrid

madrid is expensive as fuck, so 2 months max on a tiny flat

I believe both things are consistent with each other desu

> i wasted my youth partying
> you have to do the same so i feel better

pathetic

rule 1 of investing: don't invest in anything you don't understand
lurk more, understand Bitcoin before you rekt yourself

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your youh is wasted either way unless you are good looking and actually get laid with prime stacies

International relations is actually pretty useful here. I could work in the UN, the EU, private companies, NGOs and as a diplomat somewhere. I don't want a job that doesn't allow me to live abroad, thats why I chose it.

thanks for the advice homie, really appreciated :)

Link on coinbase
this has been discussed for years bro
look on chainlinkhub

Mercadona shares.

You want to work in an institution that will absolutely cease to exist in your lifetime and more likely than not within the next 10 years? Save your parents the tuition money they are going to waste on your stupid ass if you want to do them a real favour

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>where
kucoin
>when
asap
>what
VIDT

you can thank me in 2 months for 1500 bucks

Compra chainlink y sal de aqui touristafag, si quieres que elabore un poco sobre porque es el 0.001% de cryptos que realmente esta tratando de solucionar algo, pidemelo, salu2

Just buy Ethereum below 200$ and hold until it hits 1000$
Or buy HEX if you wanna gamble

Scammer. Solo Bitcoin y Bitcoin solo. Pero cuando baje.

Sincere reply Opié

Your path to wanting to help your parents is very honorable. Due to your small funds and current market situation I have a few pointers.

RESEARCH. RESEARCH. RESEARCH.

Then research some more. Crypto can be a fools roulette if you're not careful. Install a market watch app on your phone. Check it daily. Once you've made some cash start to diversify. Buy some gold, buy some silver. You may not see profits for a few years but it's all about building momentum. I understand this is all very, very generalized but this stuff can't be spoonfed, it must be learned. You'll make it fren.

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Based Samurai

OP,
1. don't fall for the day trade meme
2. learn how this shit works
3. DCA (Dollar cost Average)
4. learn how to hedge with derivatives
5. Create a plan for trading
6. learn how to leverage once you know it works
7. understand that 'Compound interest is the 8th wonder of the world'

BUY BTC
your welcome, notice I never mentioned TA...

>€150
>I want to invest
Lmao nice one OP. At your age 2 years ago I had about €9k in crypto. Currently have €65k in LINK. Got my starting capital of €3k when I was 17yo and did a scam scheme with a friend and also resold tickets from darkweb. There's absolutely no point in "investing" or trading with €150 since even if you manage to somehow miraculously 10x that amount, it will only be €1500. 10x €2k, however, is €20k. So you know find a way to make more money by getting a job, doing some "hustles" like maybe selling fake iPhones or reselling stuff from Alibaba or something like that. You can also try dropshipping social media likes/followers/views from sites like goodvibespanel or Followiz. There's always something to do, it just depends on how big your balls are and how far you are willing to go(keep in mind risk/return)

So yea do that before considering "investing" by which I mean buying LINK since it's the only legit thing in crypto(don't bother getting linkpilled, you can't even afford a suicide stacklet of 100 LINKs).

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I was gonna dropship on etsy with printful but was worried I'd get BTFO by undisclosed VAT costs and shit. What do.

Also how tf could you 10x 2k lmfao

I'm just saying that if you MIRACULOUSLY MANAGE to 10x your money, but it only ends up being €1500, that's basically still fuck all, but if you manage to 10x a €2k position, that's €20k which is an ok enough money for "Investing" or trading. Like the risk/roi isn't worth it at all with a €150 since it's very likely you'll lose it all and when you do win in this case, it's just a measly €1.5k.

Idk about that "normal" dropshipping. I just heard about reselling social media likes/views etc about a year ago and thought it's actually a pretty ok hustle to do if you don't have money since it is still relatively "low key". You just basically try to get people to buy 1000 likes or more or less for $1 since you can buy those same 1000 likes for $0.05 or something similar like that which is a great profit margin.

That sounds really god damn good user thanks for the tip. Don't worry if you don't want to but could you give me a few more ideas for reselling? Thanks

Idk more legit reselling since most of it is really saturated it seems. If you live in a big country and there's a quite big reselling market like a craigslist or something where you can do deals face to face(give fake name to stay anonimous), you can resell fake stuff like I previously mentioned. Fake gucci bags, fake watches, iPhones, fake gold even. Punishment might be big so keep your shit on the down low. Then there's the obvious drug selling, but that is really risky unless you can purchase big quantity and move it fast with very little interaction with all the other dumb ass druggies and low level dealers(they are all fucking retarded high school dropouts with 50 IQ since it's the "easiest" money there is). Do it all in Minecraft though.