/smg/ - Stock Market General

DIS
is
ded

Me on the left

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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>all US indicies green, oil green, precious metals green

The only red thing in the entire market today is my account.

If you write a put then buy immediately after earnings to cover you're basically guaranteed money. Especially with meat shortages.

Good. Fuck the mouse

*shits pants*

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sounds pretty based

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>nhentai.net/tag/crossdressing/

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Fake market is annoying. High freq traders just skimming retail all day every day. Big money keeping prices down so 5/15 calls don’t print. Break up big tech now

I'm sure the 300 pound bubba will do fine.

America is vegan territory.

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It'll only be red if you chased the pumps. You buy the dips not the pumps.

Tanker meme has me in the red for a while. Only green for me is AMD and the EMAN meme.

>Food shortages
>Record unemployment
>Rising mortgage forbearance
>Impending mass bankruptcy
>Greatest debt crisis in history
STOCKS
ONLY
GO
FUCKING
UP

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Nope

O-okay user whatever you say...

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SELL SELL SELL
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
SELL SELL SELL

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youtube.com/watch?v=anSPG0TPf84

What indicators do you anons use to predict a stocks trend?

are you going to post this every fucking thread?

LISTEN UP, I’m growing tired of slowly gaining money. I need to do one HUGE final trade to get rich quick. I have an options account and I have margin. What’s the guaranteed options play to get rich immediately?

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>dumps it
beyond based

because the people that move the equities market are the institutions, which are doing fine.

no, you're better off than 40% of married men.

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I've got a lot of deer and wild pig meat in my deep freeze and can go shoot another pig basically whenever I want to because I know a few ranchers whose properties are overrun with them.

DIS puts

The smoothbrains are panicked because the senile old fuck sold all his stake

Nows the time to move

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Aaaaaaa why did i close my buy put on Tyson

DHT you better not FUCK ME TONIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>If you write a put then buy immediately after earnings
Hm?
Id buy back after IV crush

>People having less fodd
>More money for buying stocks
Bullish as fuck

Same. Pretty based feeling

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All I eat is meat and cunny. If I run out of meat, I’ll find a way to manage.

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DIS 5/8 calls

ITM spy calls, a lot of them

I fell for the tanker meme a couple of days ago. I'm not down much but everything else I'm holding is up less than 1% today so...

SPY calls, stocks only go up

>just like the market, running out of bulls
Pottery

So how is DHT doin...OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>volume lower than pre-Corona average
>SPX bouncing off 2900
>momentum was already negative
Take your profits. Get in cash.

So a straddle?

it feels like we are the retards who are holding the bags

no, have some conviction. decide whether you think dis will go up or down.

Is $ENBL a good buy?

He has been since yesterday. Nobody ever responds either, so I think he has legit autism.

My only bullish play is selling CVS puts kek. Being mostly cash is boooooooring.

>doing fine

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SPY puts, stocks will go down

Which was your best investment in the last 5 years?

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How are you so confident buying calls?

I change my answer, sell a bunch of puts, like $20k worth. its either easy money or suicide

That's a double top, baybeeeeeee. Bye bye SPY.

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chainlink

Any tanker boys out there or have you jumped ship like FUCKING RATS?!?

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Holy fuck the counter candle to the 289 pump. Bulls we need to keep strong.

Its a triple top.

literally a 3rd time.

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I just started in march
>TSLA 5/1 750p

it was $80 a contract kek

Holding till I kill myself

Buy DAL, SAVE, LUV
Sell UAL, AAL

Should I sell my 250 19/6 SPY put for a 40% loss? I'm sick of it

>2899.1

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What was your cost basis?

If it's easy for you to detect the pattern/manipulation, just take advantage of it. That's what playing the stocks has always been like.

>3rd denial on $2890

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It just means you need to bring hentai in the room to help you punish your women.

Nintendo and Regeneron were pretty good... EXCEPT I TOOK PROFITS IN REGENERON BEFORE EARNINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WAS HOPING I WOULD GET A GOOD REENTRY POINT NOOOOOOOOOOO

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>The day before the biggest red dildo since march.
Yeah dude sell it.

Holding. I'm down $40 only, I didn't YOLO into it like a retard. But I'll bag hold til FRO give me my money back at least.

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE NO MORE BURGERS

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TA retards please leave

just like my sex life

I'd agree with buy DAL and sell UAL/AAL

Delta is on sale. I'm unsure if the others will recover as well.

Kinross gold earnings tomorrow, volume dry up, is at a buy point.

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I bought treasury bills because I'm a wuss.
When I bought a bill at par, I figured trying to stonk was a good idea.

triple sell signal on SPY

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I turned 4k into 45k with TSLA calls and proceeded to lost half of it shorting SPY on March 23rd.

Airlines are fucked. Nobody intelligent is going to be traveling anymore. Now that we have the zoom and the facetime there's no reason to. Things are never going to return to normal, it's going to be a paradigm shift and new normal going forward.

you can still order nothing ones. in fact, be a dear and go to wendy's and get me 2 double nothingburgers

I dont buy options but I would hold that till tomorrow, fren.
It feels like a massive correction is in the air.

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Have fun tanking down.

Bears don't even have to try. The volume is so dead you cannot break 289 like that

Bulls too strong, gate will be smashed to pieces by tomorrow.

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You’re a fag.

I just bought the one as a yolo, so $80

post all your kumiko reaction images RIGHT NOW

NO NO NO MUMUS WE'RE IN CONTROL

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>prostitutes wont even sleep with you for $2890
lmao

Christ you really do drink the Buffet koolaid

Enjoy losing out on this sale.

You're a fag.

THE POLO HAS ARRIVED

I know anons, it feels like we're out of fuel, but I've done some shitty mistakes with my first option trades, using my whole damn portfolio and I rode it to 0$ and I'm afraid that I'll do the same mistake with the few dollars I've deposited now :(

Gross

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Oh. Then what did you sell it for?

Is there some trick to buying world class stocks? It's easy to buy dogs because muh value, muh comeback fallacy, but fuck me I can't buy winners. I bought Microsoft ONCE and I'm at +132%. How am I ever supposed to buy more without feeling like I'm ripping off myself?

Yeah whatever Bagholderextreme. May the Fourth be with you.

>Reaction
Not too many famalam
>using my whole damn portfolio and I rode it to 0$
No problem fren. I made a profit selling you the stuff

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Disney earnings in an hour and a half.
Whats the gameplan?

Are you the one selling polo shirts on ebay for like $6 each?

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>going to make so much on tanker dividends

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Tell us more about your $40 stone hands.

>Nobody intelligent is going to be traveling anymore.
Then stay in your mom's basement, smart guy.

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Buy the dip when they miss

sold for $1k. Had to go to work Friday and was worried about TSLA going parabolic.

Iron hands. I’m holding my puts til tomorrow

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