>*ting*
>*ting*
>Welcome, gentlemen. I will make the announcement shortly, in the meantime please make yourself comfortable.
>We have complementary scotch being served by the lovely ladies of the staff.
*ting*
Lincoln Williams
Landon Barnes
Oh delightful. Thankyou ma'am
Ian Fisher
I DO DECLARE. I'M SEATED AND READY
Alexander Russell
based here user
Luke Murphy
Lovely ladies, eh? Well I'll be pleased to- Oh. Oh my. Um, sir? These are all men.
Liam Torres
wheres my money frog man? you said you would double it.
Evan Walker
Will there be Hors d’Oeovres?
Luke Campbell
Let me introduce you to my good friend Jeffrey. He'll get us some Whores d'Oeovres.
Ayden Martinez
>e-excuse me, I’m not on the list but my coworker told me to come by, is there a s-spare seat?
Mason Thompson
Thank you for inviting me good sir, I request an Irish whiskey
Chase Martinez
How delightful!
Joseph Gonzalez
1k EOY
Hunter Rodriguez
Greetings earthlings, may I partake? I always love a good stake and convo
Ethan Evans
Gentlemen, gentlemen, not to worry. Hors d’Oeovres will be dispatched after the announcement.
That is perfectly fine, sir. Please come with me and I will find you a seat. The more the merrier!
Ryan Richardson
>waves hi
>walks up to my old boi squilium
> did you see those picininis protesting at the tar factory I say we throw them
Into the tar pits and finally get a good use out of em
Bentley Parker
>Hors d’Oeovres will be dispatched after the announcement.
Good, I can't stand them when they get old!
David Baker
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Thomas Bell
My whole life i thought it was spelled "ordèrs" haha
Wait, what? No I just-
>gets tossed out by security.
Charles Kelly
The valet better not be smoking that vape in my car!
Xavier Davis
>Hello!
>Everybody?!
>*the crowd turns to face the host*
>Thank you all for your attention! The announcement will commence in approximately thirty minutes!
>In the meantime, please enjoy the 8 year old African sex slaves being dispersed among the crowd!
>Thank you all for your patience!
Eli Smith
Are we allowed to tip the staff tonight or is no tipping as per usual? Also can I get a lemonade I'm two years sober so no scotch for me.
Bentley King
>*looks at Jeff
>* back to squilium wow I see Jeff dsnt give a damn about this party what an absolute insult bringing picininis for the party’s enjoyment
>*waves at Jeff
> *whispers fuckin cheap kike
Grayson Gonzalez
Damn Jeff is always hang around trying to learn everyone's secrets. Is he just into gossip?
Leo Rodriguez
Since this is a special occasion, you may tip the staff tonight. As for the lemonade, just ask our lovely ladies and they will get you whatever you desire. Congratulations on your sobriety, good sir.
No sir, our valets are very well trained. You have my word.
Isaac Kelly
Oh he's into a lot of things and people.
Adam Murphy
Not at all sir! You many bring a maximum of two guests to the announcement.
Oliver Johnson
The announcement will be in twenty minutes! I trust that you are all enjoying yourselves?
Matthew Nelson
That's unironically a women. This picture was probably taken in Portland, OR whole foods.
Lincoln Flores
>squilium and I are wonder when the band will start playing and if it’s going to play any of that neo contemporary crap
Jeremiah Taylor
> Storms in and murders you paedophile fucks
I hope you all get roped
Julian Gray
I do say I've enjoyed myself a bit. May want to open the window, its getting a bit smokey in here with the amount of based posters.
Liam Rivera
Am I too late for the announcement my fine gentlemen?
Michael Reed
I love watching my wife with black men. My therapist says I should share to lessen the shame.
Hunter Kelly
Doesn’t know he’s actually in the decoy elementary school shooting up a PAC meeting. The police will be arriving shortly
>It’s all going according to plan
Julian Long
>dying breath
> you fuckin prick I was undercover
>* shits and pisses all over myself
>*starts shaking
>*squilium holding my hand
>*look into squiliums eyes
>squilium I love you ever since that time we fucked before baseball camp
>fuck Bethany I love you
>*dead