/smg/ - Stock Market General

big unemployment
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>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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first for crabbing

Does anyone else here buy stocks on margin?

dow jones below 24k right now

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Services sector lost 16 million jobs in April
Goods producing sector lost 4.23 million jobs
ADP

how do you buy calls on unemployment numbers?

shorted august brent at 31,8
holding puts on spy strike 283

feels good lads

cunny today lads

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not me ;)

really makes you think, doesn't it?

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I swear to god if this stupid fucking market still has DHT going down even after their earnings I'm going to lose my fucking mind

How are tankerbros holding up out there

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BOBO ARE YOU OK?

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

BOBO.. ARE U-UU-..OOKKEE?...

BOBO...

ARE YOU THERE?

PLEASE BOBO... ANSWER ME!

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>Services sector lost 17 million jobs in June
>Goods producing sector gained 5.23 million jobs

A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said.
Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."

The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press -- and Wall Street - responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.

About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.

After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.

The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."

I only respect cunny and catgirls, bros.

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Who here /neversells/?

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SHORT OIL RIGHT NOW

2950 this week

OH NO NO NO
BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

nice image

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Is this bullish bros?

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i-i don't wanna talk right now.

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>flagged as a pattern day trader

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Who here is unironically bullish after that massive sell off out of nowhere yesterday? The big boys are making you bag hold.

Damn it, regret not buying BYND with all the news on meat shortages

Come on polos, pump JBLU already so I can give you my bags

>:3

I am down like 6k since QE in april ... i no longer feel pain. I only feel anger now

Oof! I hate that

here
can't lose if you never sell

Kill yourself pedophile

Fuck off bullnigger larp faggot
I’ll be here all day. I look forward to bullying you at 4pm.

BUY BUY BUY THIS IS HIGHLY BULLISH

TSLA $990 EOD
SPCE $41 EOD

GOGOGO GET EM GUYS! MOON MISSION CONFIRMED

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BULLISH

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Quite very difficult, almost as difficult as my boner. But this DHT conference call is nothing but the most fantastic news ranging from securing more pay already Q2 than the entirety of their record Q1 with near 600 days worth of spot contracts available still to fill, to buybacks being on the table, to expectations that full capacity for storage will likely happen in May. And of course 60% payout to shareholders secure.

If market dumps tankers, and especially DHT today then idk what to do going forward, nothing matters clearly if so.

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SOON

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We going UPPPPPP SOON BULL GANG

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cringe post

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We’re fucked, aren’t we? Does this mean I need to download a bunch of Bobos instead?

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What does that mean?

You bought the DHT dip yesterday didn't you?
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