/smg/- stock market general

We NIOchads had a great day today

>imagine not investing in chink elon

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This dump is a nothing burger.
Gonna crab during futures.

>red day edition
cope

How do I get a gf?

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>tfw building a divvy portfolio with all these cheapie energy companies and blue chips
this is how you make it

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hello sir, migh i suggest purchasing to the GALT, SNSS and ONTX

Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try. Before you retire, save. Before you die, give.

i can't trade afterhours, should i buy and gamble?

>cancels your dividend
nothin personell kiddo

fucking crab day

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EMA's about to cross.

Is this meaningful? Vote now.

Disney is still too much, was hoping for a bargain today

TVIX GANG RISE UP

Don't be a sperg and look like you at least try on your appearance.

Buffet took from us befores his death

You mean +1% instantly in aftermarket.

Nasdaq is the economy now

depends, what do the triangles say?

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY?

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Literally the only thing moving the market every day.

>telling someone on Zig Forums not to be a sperg

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>tfw left the market just in time

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hello patel

the meme lines say you're a fag

they'll be on discount soon. just hold cash.

Abundant duffel bag of benises.

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Now it's time for my losses to go down gradually until 8am, only for new lows to appear by 10am.

all that hard work today erased in 15 minutes

maybe tomorrow bulls, lmao

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you don't want one, take the cash instead. mine won't stop texting me all day about 90 day fiance on TLC

THE VOLUME ON THE LAST CANDLE!
THE FIRST AFTER HOURS CANDLE!
LMAO
ITS OVER TOMORROW!

Bobos are cheering about their only red day in a week...and then only 0.5%

What will you say once the new vaccine is announced next week by (((them)))?

Good riddance to those weak handed ET holder who bailed with their dividend today

Defensive stocks like that are what you buy after you make it.

I'm going for high growth high momentum stocks, I only have 3 stocks. Games Workshop, Boohoo, and Just Eat.

Hoping for 20x within 5 year for 100k.

BROKE 284 AFTER HOURS
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all my energy holds got raped today.

why?

Kek

Let’s see these eod earnings report now curious about Lyft

the fucking robots know, they are investing in their own future now

after breaking even once again im down 1500
lol...

anybody have FSLY? earnings report in an hour

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUMUs

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .55%, not the best day especially with that spooky drop into close. Pretty much red across the board, exited BGS for big profit, reassured in my spreds by IWM leading ess pee ex down. No purchases today, maybe looking at GLD again?

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small progress

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there's literally nothing to buy

How do you control yourselves from going in into this garbage market? my hands are itching? I am a fucking gambler FUCK

Yikes ZNGA

I-is this BVLLISH? W-where we at bvllbros? bobos will get btfo by after hours r-right?

imagine being her dad, she probably fucked a big black bull after her birthday.

Up 7% today on REIT's and Oil stocks, pretty decent day over all

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>first day of stonks
>only lose six bucks on 1k

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Up 1%

Fuck today. Just fuck it.
If it wasn't for majority of my investment in HTGC and ARCC, PE would have raped my ass completely.

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Who here NIO?

AHHHHHH FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED

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just bee urself

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Get fucked retard permabulls. I told you to short 4 threads ago. I made 36k today, you either panic sold for a loss or are stuck bagholding.

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Get the fuck out of here you small spec retard.

ABSOLUTE KEK

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lol maybe not instantly. I still think gap up overnight, maybe open at 286 and pump/dump from there. I'm bearish at this point but I don't think this is the big one.

>meanwhile the eternal short squeeze of GME continues
I have never seen a ticker get fucked this hard by technicals for this long in my life.
I'd get out of GW if you can take a profit. Small card and game stores ate shit. There will be very few places to play any of their games.

wew glad i sold that MARK above $1

How did you make 32k on such a boring day? You must have shitloads of money already or are leveraged to the tits.

>IMAGINE BEING A BULL RIGHT NOW
HAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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which oil

>stonks
>only $1,000
go back faggot

I need absolute carnage. C'mon after hours nigs keep dumping.

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Proofs

She cute.

Think about it logically

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Mumu... are you ok? It’ll be alright, lil buddy.

Zoom out faggots.

Short GME whenever it hits 6, works 100% of the time.

There's a perfect h&s on s&p, but looks too obvious to be play out

Make me.

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Portfolio up 1% at close from my HPE call

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The markets is down more than up.

Almost bought 2 Lyft puts in the closing 5 mins looks like I dodged a big bullet

WTF LYFT

Lyft will get annihilated tonight.

>getting involved in the short squeeze of a life time
It's a pit of despair

Let's see how the majority of AH earnings turns out.
If most of them flop tomorrow is guaranteed blood red day.

Unironically kill yourselves ASAP.

I listened to you last time you said and made some cash, thanks

Up 1%. Back into green pastures after holding since february. Made a tiny reshuffle of MSFT into KO. Things are looking good.

Full of shit loli posting KIKE shill

Up 1.45% by doing nothing. Hoping this FAG market pumps my bags enough so I can dump them but looks like that's not quite going to happen. I want to buy shit but it seems way too spooky still.

You should be right, but its up 10%. Must have forgot, this is clown market friend.