Universal Basic Income = America Wins Again

AMERICANS no longer need to work in this world. AMERICANS can just sit at home, collect a check, and spend it on doordash and porn. And nothing bad will ever happen, because we are AMERICANS. The AMERICAN federal reserve has our backs and will print as much money as needed to fuel our lifestyles and protect the AMERICAN DREAM. The rest of the world can suck our massive dollar milkshake debt dick and go fuck themselves lol!

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Livin the dream over here. Im making 3,360$ a month, plus trumpbux. Why go back to work?

$3360 in unemployment? And trumpbux on top of that? wtf I love America now

how you fucking crinkle cunt

How long do you think that will last though? Unemployment doesn't just last forever especially if you don't actively go job hunting and prove it to an agent. And trumpbux so far is just a one and done

>Doesn't last forever
That's what disability is for.

240$ per week from state, 600 per week from federal cares act. Im fuckin ballin!

Trump is about to shell out another motha fuckin 2,000$ check, nigga, im set for life.

This would never happen you need an excuse to earn money, gold, coins, whatever. Because all the system is manipulated by (((them))) also how can you profit for nothing? Do you want to say goodbye to entertainment, production, etc?

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All the other countries in the world can produce the shit for us LOL

Okay we'll take some of the fun stuff like making some movies and TV shows

But yeah the rest of it you fucking yuropoors, chinks, and poos can do kek. Ain't a GOD DAMN thing you can do about it either, the United States Dollar is the world's reserve currency and all you fags need it or you'll collapse lmfao!

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I quit my 80k job in early feb because they wouldnt let me work from home due to cv, then got a 100k job a month and half later, then filed for unemployment retroactively and collected a few gs from that.

then for the last 2 months i have done fuck all and collected fat, fat, super fat 100k paychexx.

unfortunately I still have to pay rent because the 2 girls who i live with, and have sex with, are poor, but then their unemployment started kickin in and NOW THEY PAY THEIR SHARE

Were all gonna make it usa bros.

What do you do? Also, how old are your roomies.

It's his Mom and Grandma, go figure

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more stimulus checks inc according to recent interviews with house/senate people will expect UBI soon

Everyone needs to take that $2000 and buy MVIS.

Boom. 2000 becomes 50k

Surely this is bait. America works the same way as your parents bank accounts. if everyone doesn't work there is only borrow money or print money. Currently you're doing both. Look up 'tax base' and then look up Zimbabwe. You faggits need to start paying me NEETBUX. NA education is not a myth it's real. Real bad.

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sauce that sir

Was Zimbabwe a global power?
Was Zimbabwe's dollar the global reserve currency?
Was Zimbabwe important to the world in any fucking way at all?

Of course not. Invalid comparison

Look up the dollar milkshake theory.

They haven't even passed a second stimulus package. What is this nonsensical thread. Morons.

feeling depressed bros... i may need to start collecting a disability check for it

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It's coming. $2k a month. And that's with a fucking "Republican" in charge. Imagine if the Dems win lol

>2k a month
What are you talking about? This didn't pass. It's not gonna.

Nobody is going to buy your bags because you were retarded enough to invest in penny stock pump and dumps.

hnnmgh Jesus Christ
I'll watch your kids this weekend bruh..

Am I the only person that reads a post and think how the fuck are people this lucky. Then I go back to my horrible life.

Is that shit even possible? I'm interested in scammin' if so.

>doordash and porn
I'm already doing that except I don't pay for porn.
Wagies are really the ones hurting right now

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>ordered from Doordash
All your "income" is going to kikes. Did you even look at the fees?

They passed a third one last week, dummy, to replenish the PPE fund.

There will probably one more round of legislation, but $2k a month won't be in it. That trial balloon was floated last month and universally rejected. Stop responding to obvious troll threads, morons.

None of this happened.