/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

Eternal bull edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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I’m tired of losing money, bros. I’m just trying to make it. Feels bad.

Fuck jannies.

You are up against super algorithim computers and the most autistic and learned investors imaginable.
Its impossible to win in the stock market if you are a midwit

What earnings are happening tomorrow after close

what is smg sentiment today?
strawpoll.me/19967804

yesterday's poll results were majority bullish but only because they were bagholders

Okay bros, time to confess.

Have you ever actually followed the advice of another user on Zig Forums and lost or gained a lot of money on a trade?

No judgment here. Only God can judge.

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DIE MOUSE DIE

BULLBROS GOT TOO COCKY AND ARE GETTING BOGGED. ALL REPLIES TO THIS POST ARE COPE. SIMPLE AS.

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Whose ready for the great depression 2: free money boogaloo

LYFT

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its all so tiresome

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I wish I had the type of account balance where it made sense to go balls deep in corporate bonds in a couple months. I'm too poor for this.

>You are up against

Sorry. Doesn't work that way.
It's literally you and the company you buy and that's it. Everything else, the millions of billions, is secondary.

>this much cope

What are you doing?
Wish to know also.

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what kind of balance would that be?

Do those computers make money regularly?
Like what's the point of a human then

this board is for pumping bullshit and bad stock tips.... did you not read the intro? BuY TAnKErs

Of course I'm only investing in gold and sugar stocks right now, how did you know?

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>rich people get infinite free money
>poor people with jobs need to ride the mr. bones wild market
>even poorer people get free govement money
its fukkin rigged m8

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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BRRRRRRRRRRRE

The line only goes up, cant hear you over my machine sorry

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Fuck tabkers, buy RTX 10X soon

>giant cunny

Grimes has good taste.

There is one single pervasive rule on the stock market:
"Stocks go up"

Betting on this single fact you can make some safe and good money mid and long term.
It wont be "millions in one week" but a few % a month.
Long term you are raking in money.

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Google earnings whisper calendar and post more succubi pleads

Men prefer leveraged bitches with high IQs.

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I think UBER puts will pay off. LYFT earnings will be a rope-a-dope to suck in retards. Either that, or I’m the retard. Either way imma try it out

>Stock goes through multiple reverse switch and eventually get the listing or company goes bankrupt
Just invest in Bear Stearns and Enron. Stonks only go up. XD

>literally all the action is AH and PM
These fucking jews

but you say that every day

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retail investors are made to be slaughtered
just like in crypto

Man, I can’t even identify the old fags I used to chat with anymore. This place is a shitshow.

>MUH CLOWN MARKEYY
seriously faggots? Without even trying to figure out why people are buying PayPal, at a time when handling cash is looking like a health risk?

Without even trying to figure out why the (usually heavily shorted) fake meat company is rising during a meat shortage?

Options aren’t for retail investors, and they’re definitely not for beginners. Big money uses them for hedging and more complicated plays.

There’s no reason to put that much money on options, they’re gambles. Fun every now and then to play with, and you can make big money. But you can also lose everything you put in there and be left with nothing.

When you buy shares of a good company and they lose value, you’re still holding shares of a good company. Buy good shit when it goes on sale.

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just dump your bags

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Never a lot of money no, but I've thrown a few bucks into stuff shilled here a few times. Every time I lost a good chunk of what I put in.

Let the retard babbies play their little morning game and then whale in to take all their money. I do suspect there is some sort of gentleman's agreement among the large institutions about when and how orders are placed.

Is this priced in?

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HAHAHAA no
i'm an actual wealth manager any only come here to show my co workers how retarded day traders are

I am calling on all of you polos. Please, keep buying airlines. Literally my last bags are JBLUE
PLEASE POLOS
Show us how alpha you are

Sometimes I daydream about being an omnipotent vigilante who goes around distributing violent justice to evil people. I like to imagine myself as an unstoppable force that just purges all the greedy and the evil from this foul world with extreme and bloody prejudice. I would create a utopia for the kind and good before finally tearing myself apart in a final violent outburst. All completely in minecraft of course.

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Bearish no bags is the only non gambling choice

>MRO earnings were dogshit
>divvy suspended
time to scoop up the cheapies

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>actual wealth manager
Do you have any clue who is giving shares to all the shorts in GME? It is mindboggling to me.

>midwit
Go back to teddy spaghetti.

Heinrich-chan, I ...

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>namefag complaining he can’t recognize other attention whores on an anonymous image board
Neck yourself and go back. You can recognize everyone there

Based

i lost $800 of my $1,200 total on SPY puts for today that i bought on monday. this jobs report was supposed to destroy the market what happened

manage THIS

Nothingburger.

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priced in

joe looks young there

>I'm 12, get bullied a lot and have maladaptive daydreaming

>cheapies

Y'all niggers said this at reg. oil stocks at $40 oil and then were subsequently raped off the map.

Yes, do that. And diversify your investments.
In 20 years MSFT, AMZN, BRK and NVDA will be worth 5 to 10 times of what they are now. And the one investment in JPMorgan, INTC or F may have blown up in your face and you get a loss of 50%.

If you diversify and bet on the stocks going up you cant lose. Its been the case for the last 100 years at least.

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Says the cissy

Market is a random number generator now.

no
GME is a gutter stock on the level of SHLDQ, M or JCP

There's a reason we're not far from an actual Holocaust happening, probably in the next ten years or so.

>20 years

We're /smg/ here, talk about your 401(k) at the water cooler gramps. Only options allowed.

The market has ignored every single job market indicator released so far, you're a fool for thinking that would change now

no, this is a nothingburger
eu.freep.com/story/money/2020/05/05/wendys-out-burgers-some-menu-items-may-temporarily-limited/3083584001/

No wonder you lose on stocks, you worship a grifter.

Heh.

>streamers now milking their viewers to join robinhood with their referral code
you know what this means, right?

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hmm

Cute flippy wigglers
Also MRO bros

no

Honestly though. Imagine being 12 again but still knowing everything you know now. There's only gotta be a few people in the world that would pass that up. I would have done so much differently. Make me 12 again user. Please....

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Huh. Forgot about that.
Just put it on yesterday to make fun of Elon and grimes baby name.

I didn’t buy RGR.
I feel like a failure

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It's hard to part a Jew from his money. They'll stick like glue onto their securities until they themselves feel that the narrative can go on no longer. Then we're Great Depression mode.

I mean, why panic sell your stocks if you're able to hypnotize the goyim into believing that they're increasing in value using media nonsense? Once they sense that the media can't convince people that it's "just a dip", then we'll see the drop.

I'm a newfag, if I buy a call option and dont find anyone to sell it to/dont sell it until strike date, and the price of the underlying is below the strike, do I actually have to sell a hundred shares of XY at 40? What if I dont have those 100 shares or cannot afford them? Or can I just let my option die and I lose the price of the option and thats it?

>sentiment
Pic related.

Only if there's DD that I can follow up on and vet for myself, but never at face value, no. Economic or broader market discussions? Yeah, they're few and far between, but they're more interesting to engage in. Apart from that, this place is a hive mind for aggregating news stories that might be useful. It's like a retarded terminal with memes.

Are you Light, or Lelouch?

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didnt you hear actually going to work has no affect on the economy, the machines do everything now

If I got to go back I’d buy $1,000 in bitcoin a decade ago. Then I’d set an alarm to come back into this exact /smg/ thread 10 years later and shit on all you poors

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

>I lose the price of the option and thats it?
Yes
If you BUY an option, your max risk is the premium paid for the contract

>Only options allowed.
I hope so. Somebody needs to buy the overpriced crap I write after all

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It expires worthless and you lose your premium. That’s it.

I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers and die of strawberry flavored AIDS you dumb fucking annoying retarded autistic faggot spam poster

health tech industry stocks all beaming to the moon

everybody knows you can't just become 12 again. that's impossible, the thought of it is ridiculous.
how about changing your gender instead?

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